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McDonalds Application (most likley old)

This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's restaurant in Florida; and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash.

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and 'post-it' notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Of course. That's why I'm applying.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 - 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE A PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO 50lbs?: 50lbs. of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Respect to that kid .

haha great !

I beleieve this guy actually really is working at McDonalds in front of my house. At least he appeared to me yesteday as if he was elgible to fill out an application like this :)

that was great, lol!

Fake.... But pretty nice...

you're right it's old.. gets you off the timeline but still funny :1orglaugh

:upsidedow :) :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lol that was very funny!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rutantric

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

Mwahahaha !! :1orglaugh

Yeah thats pretty funny

Very very old but a classic

Quote:

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

lol hahahahahah

plausible. people like that really exist.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSwed

Here is the guy at work :pimp
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9...ppymeal7wv.jpg

Is this postion still available?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hahahahaha

that was funny

hahaha! definitely funny stuff! lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

Was he hired?

the answer lies in the first sentence of the first post in this thread

Nice application and this is for my application too...

NAME: Stacey

SEX: Female, of course!

DESIRED POSITION: Secretary of Company's President or Vice President.

DESIRED SALARY: $180,000 lower than Greg desired salary.

EDUCATION: Been to college...

LAST POSITION HELD: A model, somewhere around the planet...

SALARY: Enough to spend my needs

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: Becoming a member on GFY

REASON FOR LEAVING: Runaway

AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Anytime

PREFERRED HOURS: Day and Night

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, I could make everything to make you satisfied!

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: Who cares about his number!

DO YOU HAVE A PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO 50lbs?: Hello, I'm a woman!

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: Yeah, 1980's Mustang...

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: Been waiting for years...

DO YOU SMOKE?: NO!

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: To be happy with someone special... And to be contented with my damn Life!

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: 101% Yes. Definitely!

SIGN HERE:

I wonder if I would be so honest too, like my so funny application above, do the company will hire me? I don't think so... Hahahahaha