my 165lb wife TOTALLY OWNED last nite- VH1 celeb fit club
 

so we are watching celeb fit club on vh1

Victoria Jackson is one of the contestants. you may recall she was a super cute bubbly blonde from saturday nite live in the 1980's.

now, she is a super fat beached whale- but at least she is trying to lose weight.

my fat wife (who weighed 117 when i married her and now weighs 165) kept commenting on how awful victoria jackson looked- how could she get that fat, etc. i told my wife that was just as fat, if not a little bit more. my wife refused to believe me.


then victoria was weighed in- 163lbs!!

2 lbs less than my bloated porker of a wife. i laughed until my sides hurt.

this morning my wife asked if she was fat. i said she looked fatter than victoria jackson.

who knows, maybe she'll get convinced to hit the gym.

nice way to talk to your wife there buddy...

Wrong answer........ now you'll never see her naked again.

Lets see how long this marriage will last.

Shaft

can't kill the dead

and it was no pleasure fuckin a girl that can barely climb the steps.

my marriage is about as sucky as everyone elses.

Better pull out the ol' lotion and hanky and begin with the spanky, because you aren't ever getting laid again

If your wife weighs 165 lbs, sounds like YUO are the one totally owned.

Just sayin'.

Wow....you've got your A-Game down with your wife to a T. :)

victoria jackson is also under 5' you fucking jackass.

your wife may be fat, but you are a shallow piece of shit.

maybe instead of hitting the gym, she will do herself a favor and dump you

seek help

that's so wrong ... but funny as fuck ... both my wife and myself have put on about 15lbs in her case and about 25lb in my case since we met ... (12 years and 2 kids later) we are both eating better and working out ... i bust her chops all the time if i see her eating something bad ... i think it's ok .if you have that type of relationship ..she knows i lover her and I'm not going anywhere ...and she puts up with my changes .. :1orglaugh

tell us romeo, if you have so many other options in life why are you still with her?

I would bet that a 165lb. woman who is willing to take verbal abuse is the best you will ever do.

such a supportive husband

Sorry, hen, you can convince yourself it's always some man's fault, but the reality is that you are the one who has the most power over your own life and abdicating it is just a way to guarantee your life turns to shit.

yep.
i held her down and forced the fried mozzarella sticks down her throat.


i work out nearly 2 hours per day.

the better i look the fatter my wife gets.

i don't want to end up like my uncle. he exercises and is in great shape for 78- still works and walks 5 miles everyday. he has a fat whale of a wife. she has diabetes, has one leg cut off,heart failure, goes to kidney dialysis 4 days a week. and spend all day complaining about how much her back hurts.

i don't want to spend my retirement caring for a whining fat bitch cause she was too lazy to hit the treadmill 4 times a week

my uncle's life revolves around my aunt't bowel movements.

Classic. Any woman on the internet who doesn't agree with you is FAT.

You are the weakest link.

Kids and so on..


Fact is, it's in the interests of the relationship to keep yourself in shape, not to mention your own health.

Women who pork out after marriage and then say their husbands should "love them for who they are" deserve to have their husbands quit their jobs for something low-paying yet easy and satisfying, with them saying the same thing once she starts in with the money complaints.

You are going to end up old and dying alone in a nursing home. That's your destiny. Accept it now so that you won't be disappointed when the time comes.

Orderlies are going to yank you around and let you rot in your own piss and shit.

"You are the weakest link, goodbye" I HATE THAT STUPID SHOW *&^*@&@hahaha

wow, i see you're quite a cunt.

kids..my ass. that's what all delusion assholes tell themselves to justify why they don't have the life they want.

i hate to break it to you but YOU are the reason you are in shitty marriage.

hehe i was going to make a post like that

You put yourself out there to be criticised by making this thread.

I'd rather be a fat hahahaha or any other insult you hurl than to be in a shitty marriage abusing my spouse and blaming it all on my kids. :thumbsup

send the whale to the gym asap.

lol this guy doesn't even have a wife, he's just trying to stir shit up.

probably a fatty too :winkwink:

how so ?
when i married, she was in gread shape and had a killer body.

is it my fault she cut her hair short, started eating like a pig and doesnt look after herself anymore ?

been there, done that.

she would get on a fitness phase for about 1-2 week

she goes to the gym and pedals the recumbent bike on level 1 for 12 minutes while covering the display with a towel and magazine.

during the 56 kcal burn of the bike, she will consume 450kcals of gatorade.

then she lounges in the steam room and yentas with the other fat pigs

finally she gets an "energizing" 1200kcal smoothy.

she does this for 2 weeks and gains 4lbs and quits.

then it is back to the fried jalopeno pppers and some bullshit excuse about not having the time.

Yes it is because you verbally abuse her which isn't exactly motivational dumbass. She probably got fat so you wouldn't try to have sex with her.

74 kg. how tall is your wife? something like 6'2"? ;)

age is the great equalizer, and you will pay dearly.

Nope but it sure the hell is your fault that you're still there and oh yeah, here bitching and whining about your fat wife.

Kids as an excuse is not only ridiculously immature it is also harmful to the children. Jackass

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup :thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

A guide to female debating tactics:

1) You must have a personal problem or fault that is motivating your position - so I'm free to ignore what you say (and the actual issue), to focus exclusively on speculating about your supposed negative personal traits instead.

You're only saying this because you can't get laid.
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:anon



2) Use baseless personal attacks as comebacks instead of addressing what the other person has said, their position, or even the actual issue under discussion.

You're a misogynistic, rapist virgin!
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:anon

These tactics are also used by "men" trying to kiss female ass by attacking men who criticize women in any way.

How's that cunt ?

I'm still with her becuase i don't want to traumatize the kids with the divorce.

go bang a tranny, you'll feel better

it could be worse...
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Weak, very weak.

You are damaged, and I hope your poor wife leaves you soon before you damage your kids in the same way.

the best thing that could happen to your kids is if they never see you again. please, pack a bag , get in your car and drive far far away.

no daddy is better than an abusive daddy.

Who could argue with this brilliant and incisive analysis and thesis?

you are just another loser who blames his kids for why his life isn't what he expected.

YOU = fat, frigid, joyless spinster-to-be.

Have fun knitting adorable little clothes for your 17 cats and getting up early every day to read "Cathy."

Honey, you aren't capable of making me feel dumb, so don't even try.

I'd take that life over the one you are describing that you have... everytime.

Yes Sir you go with that cause any thinking adult knows that kids subject to a shitty marriage and collectively unhappy parents dont grow up traumatized - fact is you probably stay cause you're too fucking lazy too leave; it's easier to sit there and complain about what you can't change, in the name of your children no less. :321GFY

As far as the name calling, have at it asshole I've been called worse by far better.

haha yeah she could be hot and fucking everyone but you

do you actually love her? Doesn't sound like it. So, let her go, introduce her to me and I will show her where to find people that will love her for her and not just her waist size. I hope for you that staying in shape does keep ailments away but cancer, etc hit thin people too and when it is her time to take care of you then you better hope she hasn't seen this. Trust me, that is where the real love is shown.

the truth = she pays all the bills