So I went to nuke myself a hotdog and...
 

realised I am too fucking poor to even have a microwave....

I guess its time to fire up the port-a-stove...

I hope I have propane...

dude, today is your lucky day - there must be three threads that easily explain how YOU can make one million bucks in the next 12 months!

just eat 'em cold

I hope my generator has enough juice so I can read them all...

What exactly happened ?

hey dude , i think your lost. it seems that you posted on a wrong thread? :Oh crap

My microwave broke down in 2003. I haven't missed it since.

All you need is some aluminum foil, some black spray paint and a cardboard box and you can make yourself a solar oven... :thumbsup

even better, here are some instructions:
http://www.geocities.com/thesciencef...ar/cooker.html

Take it from the licensed technologist. :thumbsup

Light bolt hit house, shocked most of his appliances.

I have never had a microwave and I never will

it seems that lately microwave has become my bestfriend.

microwave usually toasts my hotdogs..LOL

Make a little firepit in your back yard. Wood-fired hotdogs have no equal.

The feds won't mind you having a llttle fire going.... will they? :D

Boil em in water :thumbsup