For the Ladies: 73 things not to say to a man with a small Penis
 

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. I'm sorry.
4. Never mind, why bother.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does this run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat???
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back.
71. Sparkplug
72. Firecracker

Mensniche. With targetted traffic, it converts like a mofo. :thumbsup

Lol..some great one liners in there :1orglaugh

i read till #8 before i got flashbacks and broke down into tears :Oh crap

funny shit :thumbsup

ahahahahhaha ...you forgot one...I"m ashamed to saythat I've used this one b4 by accident..

"Is it in yet?"

very very funny

I bet DeanFidel has been told many of those.

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added to the list!

Thank god I never heard that before :1orglaugh

LOL, here's another one. I read it somewhere in the net, too: "Are you done, yet? I couldn't feel a thing!" LOL

the quickest way to get a girl to quit saying your dick is to small is to try and stick it in her ass.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

good that I have never heard that from my women.

Thats what men with the smallest purple headed warriors say! :winkwink: :1orglaugh

LOL...i need to share this to my friends

I know..I get complaints of my 9 inch little general all the time :disgust

low! :1orglaugh added to list!

some funny shit lol

65. Deep throat???

ROFLMAO

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

I LOVE IT! :1orglaugh that one made me laugh! :P

51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?

:1orglaugh

i wish ladies here are reading this useful list.

haha those are great... nice list

hahaha

make it dance, that one really cracked me up

hahaha

those are funny list

:1orglaugh me too
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
this one made me rotflmao

74.xxxjay is bigger

:1orglaugh

"You're that guy from the cuckold site!"

thats y me and my girlfriends always do the hand test first, u can tell the size and then if its really really small u can oh well this is moving to fast and then just dont call them back. Or if its too big also...that never happens though lol