I almost punched a middle aged Californian lady today...
 

I go get an espresso this morning and go for a little drive through a scenic road that's in protected forest lands and goes along the waters edge.... Relaxing, going like 10 miles an hour or less as you're supposed to, hoping to get a peek at some orca whales or deer...

This dumb bitch comes flying up on my ass out of nowhere in a big fucking hurry God only knows why... I'm totally irritated that her and her ugly and much older husband are riding my ass and flailing their arms around now and then.. They're totally pissed off at me.

When someones riding your ass like that you already have a tendancy to speed up a little which I was sorta, not realizing, just cuz I'm pissed and totally agitated that my relaxing morning drive is ruined.

I can see a few bushes moving so I automatically slow down a bit cuz it could be campers, children, old people out for a walk etc whatever. It's a gorgeous deer with her very young spotted baby. So young it's legs are still super skinny with little muscle tone etc... Cute as shit!

The bitch speeds up and screeches on her breaks about 2 inches from my bumper and yells out the window "What is your god damn problem will you step on it already?!!??!!" and lays on her fucking horn.

The deer runs off one way and her baby the other way. I get out of my car and walk over to the window and just lay into her ass. I tell her that this is not fucking LA and that she needs to chill out.. that she's not the only one in the universe and I pointed out what she just did to that poor deer and her baby.

Her husband writes my lisence plate number down and they both have a snobby little "guffaw" about it like they got ME or something. Then she says "Well maybe the wildlife around here needs to get used to some traffic!" Oh my god I'm telling you I almost jerked her ass right out her window and shook the shit out of her.

WTF is peoples problem??? If you want the fast life, the traffic, and you wanna be a rich snobby ass bitch and push people around like no one matters but YOU, go back to CALIFORNIA!!

Sorry I had to rant.

Go to Walmart........you`ll wanna punch at least 10 each trip lol

Road rage kills, and people from California carry guns. Carefull out there

It is for this reason, and many others, I am in favor of a 'Shoot useless fucks behind the wheel' law.

Fabulous movie!

You should have said "You want to be like you're in LA? Well eat lead BITCH!" Then proceed to put a slug in her ass.

That movie kicks major ass.

give them hell girl!!!!

Walmart? Since when do snobby middle aged rich people shop at walmart haha shut up foreigner.

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the title says middle aged californian lady...............

..and us "foreigners" love your walmart!

The answer is all the fucking time.

should have shot them both with smokeless (enviromentaly friendly) 12 gauge rounds....then turned off their ignition, because damn't, whats the point in putting anymore pollution in the air?

please tell us you atleast held them for 5 minutes or more.

Hopefully that couple doesn't have children. People like that make me insanely irritated... and sadly enough, the majority of people are like that.

I have deer visit my house everyday and often with their newborns. They are so precious and adorable. Unfortunately, I've also seen babies on the side of the road, looking lost, because their momma was just hit by a car, and it breaks my heart :(

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indeed a good movie!

I suggest all women carry one of these in your cars, since you won't signup for a carry permit.

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Wouldn't do much

Never seen it ... what is it about?

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In GA you can carry a gun in your car (and even in your glove compartment) w/o a carry permit. :)

RRRed, you showed complete control - I hate those idiots driving around here like that! :mad:

From http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106856/


William (D-FENS) just wants to get home to see his daughter on her birthday. Unfortunately, nothing seems to be going right for him. First there's the traffic jam, then the unhelpful Korean shopkeeper who "doesn't give change". D-FENS begins to crack and starts to fight back against the every day "injustices" he encounters on his journey home.


A must-see. :)

yea they also pull you over for no reason with out of state plates

even after i explained to the cops i was from richmond, the CAPITAL of the confederacy....they still called me a yankee and pulled me over almost every day on the way to work

so finally my boss had to buy a jeep & let me drive it around with GA plates

great fucking state

We keep trying to get you Yankees to go home but you keep coming here in droves. :winkwink:

I live in a tourist town and they almost always pull over out of county/state drivers and leave the rest of us alone :upsidedow

WOW ... Here the cops are much cooler ... they pretty much don't bother you most of the time. I've heard stories about cops abusing their power maybe 5ish times...

I really fucking hate people who are always in a hurry too ... just leave home early if you think you won't make it on time...

Did you punch out her false teeth?

Ain't that the truth :1orglaugh
At Walmart the rudness starts in the parking lot and extends throughout almost every inch of the store :upsidedow

Amen to that. A proper southern lady never leaves home without a 9mm in the dash. :)

redddd's sexy when she gets angry

Yo Chica,

Be careful when you do that. A guy on another board got out of his car and did the same shit. The old lady took down his license plate, he got a visit from the police.

you are not sexy when punching middle aged ladies

Should have slammed on your brakes and let her rear end you

From http://mma.tv/TUF/index.cfm?ac=ListM...D=543762&FID=1

Good news is, the charges got thrown out of court.

Ironically, this is in Los Angeles.

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i just got arrested, here's the fucked-up story...

last friday morning in traffic, this chick (about 30 years old) put on her
right signal to get in front of me so she could turn right...thing is, she
could turn right from her own lane, it went straight AND right

so i didn't let her over, and she she laid on the horn for at least 30
seconds...she was waving her arms at me and saying shit and had a
pissed off look on her face...

i was in a good mood, so i let it go for a minute...finally, she pushed
my buttons and since we were stuck in traffic, i got out, went to her
window and said, "both lanes turn right, you stupid fucking bitch!"

she thought it was funny, she had this smirk on her face, and THAT
pissed me off, so i punched her window (didn't break it) and got back
in my car

she held up a piece of paper and smiled, to let me know that she was
taking down my license plate #. i didn't care, i didn't think anything
would come of it

an hour later, i got arrested by the California Highway Patrol...turns out
she said that i told her "if you honk at me one more time, i'm gonna kill
you, you fuckin' bitch!" (SHE'S LYING TO GET ME IN MORE TROUBLE)

so the charge is "Making Terrorist Threats," a felony, and my bail was
set at $50,000...i had to pay a bail bondsman $5000 to get out of jail,
$170 to get my car out of impound, and i missed a day of work...and i
haven't even had my arraignment yet...if i have to hire an attorney, it's
gonna be THOUSANDS more

if she had been honest, i probably would have been charged with some
misdemeanor and it wouldn't be nearly so bad....

does anyone have any experience/advice in this matter? my
arraignment is february 3rd

and let this be a lesson to you hotheads out there, like me...it
SUCKS...my BJJ instructor charges $105 a month, so i basically just lost
5 years of BJJ training dues...and i didn't even get to KTFO anybody, or
anything that would make it even a little bit worthwhile

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Thats no fun. Next time slow way down, then when they are about to pass you speed up. They usually get stuck in the other lane. :)

How bout kicking a dent in the car door? :winkwink:

Should of hit the brakes, so she rear ended you.

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Well damnit, Southern women make me hawt! Now if you tell me it's a Sig Sauer or HK, I might propose!

If I just don't have patience I might have become a serial murder with all the ass holes I meet everyday.

You know what sabotage means?

you should have kicked their asses

why didn't they just pass you? were you driving in the middle of the road? :)

No it's a very narrow one way lane that is about 2.5 miles long, goes through the woods and along the water... it's a scenic thing... there's only like 3 spots throughout where you can pull over. That's why I was so pissed. It's like "where the fuck are you going? Gotta be somewhere? wtf?"