Ain't nothing like coming home w/ a...
 

stink finger

10am.... my day is lost, gonna sleep till 5 or 6 :)

You shoved your finger up your ass? :helpme

aaaaah... i remember playin the preacher's daughter's pussy & comin home w/an aroma on my fingers but it didn't stink to me. sweeeet pussssaaaaaaay :thumbsup:



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:helpme I sure hope not

At least you didn't come home with blue balls.

Damn.

I remember riding the bus home with blue balls. Every bump made me squirm in my seat with excruciating pain. It was so much easier to deal with nutty underwear than blue balls.

Ahhh, fond memories.

hahahaha.

ummmmm... how did u get blue balls in the first place? u say it like it was a normal, everyday thing... :eek7


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Dry humping / rubbing, shit like that.

I guess I wasn't one of the lucky ones to be able to start out experimenting with girls by immediately getting laid.

you just weren't good then? :)

:Oh crap :error





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Yea.

Brings a smile to my face, the days of ole'; fumbling around with bra straps, sloppy french kissing, wondering if slipping the hand down the pants would be met with acceptance or the pull-away; and if it was met with acceptance and the girl was wearing tight pants, just plugging away regardless how sore the forearm muscles got because it was just so exciting to be touching the "prize".

Yup. Good memories.

is it wrong that this thread made me laugh out loud?

i feel the same...

I'm just curious if I'm the only person in history to have blue balls, fumbled around a bit and to have not gotten laid the first few times I started hooking up with girls.

:(

Now I'm sad.

I have heard the term stink finger since high school

Actually, we used to use the term "stinky pinky".
I've never heard "stink finger" before.