2 JEWS and a content sale! OY FUCKIN' VEY!
 

One JEW'S name has been changed to protect the guilty!

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J$tyle$ (03:42 PM) :
Hey man! What's up?
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The Negotiator (07:48 PM) :
hey

J$tyle$ (07:49 PM) :
hey man! What's shakin'!

The Negotiator (07:49 PM) :
not much how you doing?

J$tyle$ (07:51 PM) :
I'm doing good, bro! What's up with that order from last week ... is it dead?

The Negotiator (07:51 PM) :
still gotta go through the 2257 pdfs, havent had time. i'll get a check out to you this week if you do $2350 for the 10 ;-)

J$tyle$ (07:53 PM) :
Oh, you're killing me dude! LOL

from my last email to you:

The price is $2600 ... if you can't do that - I understand.

If you make this purchase now at $2600 and a month from now you purchase the other 12 ... I'll adjust the price THEN so that everything will have cost you $235, deal?

The Negotiator (07:53 PM) :
my rabbi isnt very pleased with you, young mr. styles.

J$tyle$ (07:54 PM) :
ahahahahahahahahaha!

J$tyle$ (07:54 PM) :
tell your rabbi to lend you $250 ;-)

The Negotiator (07:54 PM) :
he's a jew, he's cheap ;-)

The Negotiator (07:54 PM) :
umm... 2450 and we have a deal!

J$tyle$ (07:55 PM) :
$2500 and we're done like grandma's blintzes

The Negotiator (07:55 PM) :
ok

J$tyle$ (07:55 PM) :
cool - LMK when you are ready!

The Negotiator (07:55 PM) :
so i'll just add them to my cart then you'll send me an invoice or something?

J$tyle$ (07:56 PM) :
Yeah, I'll have my guy adjust the invoice and resend it to you after the fact! ... pleasure doing business with you, my Hebrew!

The Negotiator (07:56 PM) :
haha i love doing business with jews

J$tyle$ (07:57 PM) :
Keep it in the tribe and always be a menshe ya meshugena!
8-)*THUMBS UP*

The Negotiator (07:57 PM) :
exactly :-)

J$tyle$ (07:57 PM) :
;-)

The Negotiator (07:57 PM) :
i've never been screwed by a fellow jew before

The Negotiator (07:57 PM) :
(you know what i mean hahahha)

J$tyle$ (07:58 PM) :
I only sleep with shiksas personally LOL

The Negotiator (07:58 PM) :
hahahah

The Negotiator (07:58 PM) :
everyone has their own fetish i guess ;-)

The Negotiator (07:58 PM) :
i gotta jet, i'll be in touch!

J$tyle$ (07:59 PM) :
I'm off to hang with my wife ... would love to post this conversation on GFY!

LMFAO!

The Negotiator (07:59 PM) :
hahah dont post it please ;-)

J$tyle$ (07:59 PM) :
the names have been changed!

The Negotiator (07:59 PM) :
they'll think we're part of some global jewish conspiracy ;-)

J$tyle$ (08:00 PM) :
hahahaha! We're not BUT that's why it's so funny!

The Negotiator (08:00 PM) :
i know heh.

J$tyle$ (08:00 PM) :
LOL

J$tyle$ (08:00 PM) :
go ... Talk soon!

The Negotiator (08:00 PM) :
have a good night ;-)

J$tyle$ (08:00 PM) :
you too, my Hebrew!

Word!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jews............ sheesh, lol you are too funny my man

is that in reference to

The Content Store?



mouseover the link :pimp

Hahaha!

Yep ... nice referral code, brotha!

I love sales!

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you my jewnegro and im your armenegro.

J$tyle$ (07:55 PM) :
$2500 and we're done like grandma's blintzes

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edit - J, hit me up about that other thing when you get a chance. I'm not Jewish, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night :thumbsup

Do you really want to be banned again??? You are pushing it!

Right on , to funny dude.

Parlez-vous francais?

Maybe one day you're luck will change.

With karma what it is - that's doubtful, but maybe.

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You, my friend are the ultimate sales guy and I think many have lots to learn from an intelligent, articulate man like you. my respects to you sir!!!!!

Hahaha, if it saves me money on content I'll convert. I already love latkes with applesauce and sour cream.

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right...keep eating it up peon

Peon?

LOL

Far from it.

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I'm not the one that started a thread crying about having a broken down used car on gfy

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Time for hillbilly broke gfy board rats to take a look in the mirror ... hmmmm?

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Funny one J$ :)

crying? pfft

please show me where I was crying

It was a simple thread to ask others if they have been in the same situation to try and figure out more about it, you can go back to thinking harder about some more lame insults. its getting taken care of tomorrow.

have a nice life

if I was you, i'd kill myself

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your always goin to hang with your wife doesn't she work anymore.. or is she a full time mom

bump for Jstyles

It's all good little hillbilly board rat.

I already have a nice life :winkwink:

If I was you, I'd buy a new car insdead of crying on gfy about your brokedown used Toyota - but then again, if I was you I'd be broke down too!

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Easy on the hillbillys bro

Are Hillbilllys a race?

LOL

No doubt, Armenegro!

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hahaha!

I'll hit you up tomorrow for sure!

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I really never do this but what the heck!!


BUMP if your a Democrat :)

Thank you, Caz - and back at you :)

Been doing it all my life. Regardless of Adult ... I'll do it forever!

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hahaha!

What can I say? I enjoy spending time with her! We've both been busy with work and the kids - gotta take the time whenever I can :winkwink:

BTW - yeah, she's still doing marketing and press releases for several clients :)

Had me crackin' up for sure, Todd!

I knew you'd like it!

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Yeah, that was a good one

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Hahahaha!

He just pissed me off! You see the image he posted before he was warned he'd be banned?

Fucked up shit. bro!

J$tyle$ (07:54 PM) :
tell your rabbi to lend you $250 ;-)


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I'm witted like that!

LOL

oy ga volt! you really shlepped your tukas for this one..

LMFAO

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fuckin styles you just make me laugh. We gotta hang brother, you and few more of us should sit down for some dinner before miami.

It's a jewish thing
 

The six men in a jewish woman's life who turn her on

The Doctor because he says; "Take your clothes off"
The Dentist because he says; "Open wide"
The Milkman because he says; "Do you want it in the front or the back"
The Hairdresser because he says; "Do you want it teased or blown"
The Interior Decorator because he says; "Once it's in, you'll love it"
The Banker because he says; "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"

The newly weds

A marriage was arranged for a young Hasidic couple, as has been the tradition for centuries. The wedding takes place and Yossel and Annie are soon in bed ready to consummate their marriage. But Yossel is a novice.
"I've never done this before," he tells Annie.
Annie quickly reassures him. "Don?t worry, darling, I will guide you through the process. First of all, remove your garments."
He complies.
"No," she says, "all of them, not just your tzitzis."
A little embarrassed, Yossel does what he is told.
She says "OK, Yossel, now you need to lie right on top of me."
"Naked?" he asks.
"Yes" she says. So Yossel climbs on top of her, but just lies there.
"Now" she says, put it inside me."
"You mean my...?"
"Yes!"
Yossel again does what he is told but is still embarrassed and just lies there, rigid, on top of her, doing nothing.
After 5 minutes of just lying there, it suddenly becomes clear to Annie what must happen next.
"Now," she says to Yossel, "Daavin!!!"


Sadie went to see her doctor and when he asked her about her problem, she replied that she was suffering from a discharge.
The doctor said, "OK, Undress please and go lie down on the examination table."
She did what he asked.
The doctor put on his rubber gloves and began investigating her "private parts".
After a couple of minutes, he asked Sadie, "How does that feel?"
"Wonderful," replied Sadie, "but the discharge is from my ear."


Hannah goes to visit her dentist.
When Moshe finishes examining her teeth, he says, "I?m sorry to have to tell you this, but you need root canal treatment to one of your molars."
Hannah cries, "Oy vey ist mir. I'd rather have a baby."
Moshe replies, "Well let me know what you decide ? I?ll have to adjust the chair either way."

LMK, bro - i'm down for lunch before the show if we can put it together!

:)

hardy har har

You no likey?

prolly a goy.

What's Daavin mean?

I'm only 94% Jewish!

Shabbat Shalom My Peoples :cool-smil

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My shiksa line is the best

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Daavin is a word the religous people use which means to pray.
They tend to move front and back action as if they sway whey they Daavin.
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So what about it
Moshe was talking to his friend, who was a Marketing Manager.
?Benny,? says Moshe, ?what?s the difference between marketing and advertising? I?ve always wanted to know.?
?Well,? replies Benny, ?suppose you?re at a party and you see a gorgeous lady across the room. Well, there are a number of things that could happen.
1. You could go over to her and say, ?Hi, I?m great in bed, so what about it??
That?s DIRECT MARKETING.
2. You could give your best friend £10 so he goes over to her and says, ?Hello, see my friend over there? He?s great in bed, so what about it??
That?s ADVERTISING.
3. She could come over to you and say, ?Hello, I?ve heard you?re great in bed, so what about it??
That?s BRAND RECOGNITION.
4. You could go over to her and get her telephone number. Then next day you could call her and say, ?Hello, I?m great in bed, so what about it??
That?s TELEMARKETING.
5. You could walk over to her, pour her a drink and say, 'May I?' You could then reach up to straighten her hair, at the same time brushing your groin against her leg, and say, 'Hello, I'm great in bed, so what about it??
That's PUBLIC RELATIONS.
6. You could talk her into going home with your friend.
That's a SALES REP.
7. Your friend might not be able to satisfy her and so she could then text you.
That's TECH SUPPORT.
8. You could leave the party and on your way home realize that there are probably many beautiful women in the houses you're passing. So you could shout out at the top of your voice, 'I'm great in bed.'
That's JUNK MAIL.
?Thanks, now I understand,? says Moshe.

Back at you and to everyone!

heres a shiksa line KB laid on me

"I hit shiksas for practice"

THAT'S funny!

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