The official Nitrous Thread - 2005 by pr0
 

I get my NOS package in the mail, so i can make the worlds largest whipcream pie :1orglaugh

Heres what im getting.....

4 box's of hese

http://www.creamright.com/Merchant2/...Purewhipbo.jpg
Made im germnay or austria (they have 2 plants) & its medical grade, I.E. the same stuff that they call laughing gas in at the dentist office. Each box weights about 2lbs.

2 box's of thse
http://www.creamright.com/Merchant2/.../isicharge.gif
Made in austria, & considered "food grade" which is still safe for human consumption & packs a little different "high" than the medical grade...a much beter rush.

And then finally i got this whip cream dispenser for $40.....
http://www.creamright.com/Merchant2/...t_Code =QSWDD
Made in Czechoslovakia, stainless steel & apparently very tough.

So you take 3 chargers, put them into the dispenser 1 at a time....then fill up one of these with 1-2 at a time. Their called punching ballons & their farirly tough, you generally want to get 6 per person as they tend to freeze & crack from the temperature.
http://www.apartment1g.com/26cfa9b0.png

Now if you want to be safe about it & just wan to try it out....simply fill up half of the balloon, clear your lungs of air, take in a small bit of oxygen, then some NOS, then some more oxygen, then more NOS, until its gone. Then hold it for 5-10 seconds. And exhale as normal.

Let me tell you.....if you're into hardcore sex, theres probably no better way to help get both of you off. When you walk into a porn store take a look at the wall you'll probably see this brand
http://www.creamright.com/Merchant2/...hargers620.gif
Its more expensive, made in Chzech, & packs a wollop! But if you're concearned about the cleanliness go with the purewhip medical grade.


Now heres the deal, if you continue the balloon sucking proccess for 6-7 charges worth of NOS combined with oxygen, it actually produces a narcotic effect, so if you have back pain etc. it will disspear for about as long as the pain in your mouth subsides at the dentist.


Now then on to things that are SERIOUSLY funny on NOS.

TELEMUNDO! The mexican station here in the states. Holy crap, its the funniest shit ever!

Sponge bob square pants

And even some of those weird ass adult swim cartoons.

You've officially been schooled if you read all the way through!

Now here are the sources for pleasure if you'd like to give it a try, & yes ordering it is legal, however, inhaling it is technically not.....so you figure that out :1orglaugh

http://www.creamright.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc
$9 for a box of purwhip medical grade or $195.00 for 600 chargers (25 box's), but please just order one to try it, to see if you enjoy it :)

http://www.easywhip.com/
An excellent selection, i just found the link from another GFY member tonight.

Interesting items at easywhip include....
http://www.easywhip.com/push-valve-chargers.html
These things are great, they have a plastic pusher on the end which instantly explands the gas into say a balloon. So you would wrap a ballon around the end, punch it down on the table & it would fill up instantly, no need for a dispenser.

Now then, if you want to be "ghetto" you can get a device called a "cracker" it looks like this [/img]http://www.sixthseal.com/images/n2ofill.jpg[/img] It's crude, sometimes you can freeze your fingers. They misthread often because its like twisting 2 pipe ends together, & i will NOT link you to one. Get a dispenser for 20-70$ depending on how long you want it to last.


Now even if you don't want to get "high" and i know alot of you are long past your days of experementing. You can get a dispenser, the recipe for whip cream here http://www.easywhip.com/how-to-make-whipped-cream.html & then learn some fun oarty games to play with whip cream here http://www.easywhip.com/party-games.html or some kinky sex games here http://www.lovingyou.com/content/sex...?ART=whipcream

You can add strawberry, chocolate & hundreds of other flavors to your whip cream & please your sexual partners in an entirely new way! I suggest cherry syrup in my whipped cream, lightly sprayed on the pussy, for a tastey delight both partners can enjoy.

Hope this helped everyone who read! From someone looking for a new rush, to someone looking to spice some things up in bed!

And remember Nitrous is safe! The only reported deaths or problems related to nitrous abuse have been people who left a medical tank (about 40,000) chargers worth of nitrous leaking in a inclosed room, closet etc. Or people who stick a plastic bag over their head (i mean this is common sense people)

So have fun, & suggest this sexual enhancer to your partner tonight! :thumbsup

This thread deserves some respect if anything just for the sheer amount of information i looked up for you guys!

jesus dude, allthough I know everything on here...that was a fun read

been shopping on easywhip.com for years now, love that place

i'm signing up for their mailing list right now, help me keep this thread bumped

maybe we can turn some people onto the hippy crack ; )

Lol, brings back memories. Spent many nights sucking on nitrous ballons after Dead Shows back in the day. Haven't done it since though. Just beer and herbs for me these days, but definitely some good memories :winkwink:

You are sooo crazy! I'm going downstairs to locate my cracker right now. lol

yea well its fairly new to me, so ill enjoy it 3 or 4 more times....no harm in a lil fun ; )

Is this that whip its shit? I am pretty sure you can just hit yourself in the head with a brick and get the same effect. That stuff is like the #1 killer of brain cells. If this is different shit, then please forgive me.

Its pretty harmless stuff......

ISI is a better taste : :winkwink:

UPS shows up in a couple hours...bout to run to Toys R Us for some punch balloons :1orglaugh

Ill make sure to do the ISI's in your honor

You do that, I'll appreciate it.
ANyone else want to do drugs in my honor. :pimp

brings me back to like 93 when N0S was in-style :winkwink:

:small-smi

Wa-wa-wa-wa

just took 2 for the team for ya!

the Helicopters are coming.

:upsidedow

wondered what all the buzz was about :Oh crap

Respect!

yer on another level then most of GFY

they dont understand

drugs heal

my mate was selling nitros at a festival (glade) last week

couldn't believe he had 6 people queued up with a pound in their hand..
he shifted a whole crate in just over an hour! 1pound each cost him 20p each

Been there, done that. Still alive but I move a lottle slower than I used to.






Regarding crackers:

It's all fun and games until the threads on your cracker get messed up mid party. Then you have a situation on your hands.

Moral: Always carry a spare cracker to a NOS party. :thumbsup

Real NOS = Hippie Crack is certainly a trip. Don't be fooled, this is real anesthesia, & if you have enough of a % of NOS in your bloodstream & not enough oxygen, you will pass out & could die. In reality, most injuries from recreational NOS use comes from people falling down. Why do people fall down? Lack of Oxygen to the brain & you could pass out, even if it is just for a split second.

NOS was absolutely the best money making opportunity on Dead Tour, and perhaps one of the main contributing factors that led to the end of the cool dead scene around 1988-99.

Although dealing with the zombies was pretty intense, & you would have to take allot of shit from the rainbow gathering crowd, not to mention local security & cops. But holy shit! In most US cities, if you have a food vending license, you could can fill a really big tank with the finest pharmaceutical grade gas for next to nothing. The deadheads would listen for the "sssssssssssssssss" noise of a balloon being filled, & would line up to pay 5 or 6 bucks a piece, for 5 minutes of bliss. Then they would be back for more. You could easily get 750-1000 balloons per tank, 2-4 tanks per night, $$$$$$

some of the local car shops used to get medical grade NOS, now that was fun :D