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  • pr0
    rockin tha trailerpark
    • May 2001
    • 23088

    #1

    The official Nitrous Thread - 2005 by pr0

    I get my NOS package in the mail, so i can make the worlds largest whipcream pie

    Heres what im getting.....

    4 box's of hese


    Made im germnay or austria (they have 2 plants) & its medical grade, I.E. the same stuff that they call laughing gas in at the dentist office. Each box weights about 2lbs.

    2 box's of thse

    Made in austria, & considered "food grade" which is still safe for human consumption & packs a little different "high" than the medical grade...a much beter rush.

    And then finally i got this whip cream dispenser for $40.....
    http://www.creamright.com/Merchant2/...uct_Code=QSWDD
    Made in Czechoslovakia, stainless steel & apparently very tough.

    So you take 3 chargers, put them into the dispenser 1 at a time....then fill up one of these with 1-2 at a time. Their called punching ballons & their farirly tough, you generally want to get 6 per person as they tend to freeze & crack from the temperature.


    Now if you want to be safe about it & just wan to try it out....simply fill up half of the balloon, clear your lungs of air, take in a small bit of oxygen, then some NOS, then some more oxygen, then more NOS, until its gone. Then hold it for 5-10 seconds. And exhale as normal.

    Let me tell you.....if you're into hardcore sex, theres probably no better way to help get both of you off. When you walk into a porn store take a look at the wall you'll probably see this brand

    Its more expensive, made in Chzech, & packs a wollop! But if you're concearned about the cleanliness go with the purewhip medical grade.


    Now heres the deal, if you continue the balloon sucking proccess for 6-7 charges worth of NOS combined with oxygen, it actually produces a narcotic effect, so if you have back pain etc. it will disspear for about as long as the pain in your mouth subsides at the dentist.


    Now then on to things that are SERIOUSLY funny on NOS.

    TELEMUNDO! The mexican station here in the states. Holy crap, its the funniest shit ever!

    Sponge bob square pants

    And even some of those weird ass adult swim cartoons.

    You've officially been schooled if you read all the way through!

    Now here are the sources for pleasure if you'd like to give it a try, & yes ordering it is legal, however, inhaling it is technically not.....so you figure that out

    http://www.creamright.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc
    $9 for a box of purwhip medical grade or $195.00 for 600 chargers (25 box's), but please just order one to try it, to see if you enjoy it

    http://www.easywhip.com/
    An excellent selection, i just found the link from another GFY member tonight.

    Interesting items at easywhip include....
    http://www.easywhip.com/push-valve-chargers.html
    These things are great, they have a plastic pusher on the end which instantly explands the gas into say a balloon. So you would wrap a ballon around the end, punch it down on the table & it would fill up instantly, no need for a dispenser.

    Now then, if you want to be "ghetto" you can get a device called a "cracker" it looks like this [/img]http://www.sixthseal.com/images/n2ofill.jpg[/img] It's crude, sometimes you can freeze your fingers. They misthread often because its like twisting 2 pipe ends together, & i will NOT link you to one. Get a dispenser for 20-70$ depending on how long you want it to last.


    Now even if you don't want to get "high" and i know alot of you are long past your days of experementing. You can get a dispenser, the recipe for whip cream here http://www.easywhip.com/how-to-make-whipped-cream.html & then learn some fun oarty games to play with whip cream here http://www.easywhip.com/party-games.html or some kinky sex games here http://www.lovingyou.com/content/sex...?ART=whipcream

    You can add strawberry, chocolate & hundreds of other flavors to your whip cream & please your sexual partners in an entirely new way! I suggest cherry syrup in my whipped cream, lightly sprayed on the pussy, for a tastey delight both partners can enjoy.

    Hope this helped everyone who read! From someone looking for a new rush, to someone looking to spice some things up in bed!

    And remember Nitrous is safe! The only reported deaths or problems related to nitrous abuse have been people who left a medical tank (about 40,000) chargers worth of nitrous leaking in a inclosed room, closet etc. Or people who stick a plastic bag over their head (i mean this is common sense people)

    So have fun, & suggest this sexual enhancer to your partner tonight!
    Last edited by pr0; 07-20-2005, 03:14 AM.
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  • pr0
    rockin tha trailerpark
    • May 2001
    • 23088

    #2
    This thread deserves some respect if anything just for the sheer amount of information i looked up for you guys!
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    • Jace
      FBOP Class Of 2013
      • Jan 2004
      • 35562

      #3
      jesus dude, allthough I know everything on here...that was a fun read

      been shopping on easywhip.com for years now, love that place

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      • pr0
        rockin tha trailerpark
        • May 2001
        • 23088

        #4
        Originally posted by JaceXXX
        jesus dude, allthough I know everything on here...that was a fun read

        been shopping on easywhip.com for years now, love that place
        i'm signing up for their mailing list right now, help me keep this thread bumped

        maybe we can turn some people onto the hippy crack ; )
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        • xNetworx
          So Fucking What
          • Jan 2004
          • 14445

          #5

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          • TheWylders
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2004
            • 623

            #6
            Lol, brings back memories. Spent many nights sucking on nitrous ballons after Dead Shows back in the day. Haven't done it since though. Just beer and herbs for me these days, but definitely some good memories

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            • myjah
              Back in the harbor
              • Sep 2003
              • 11482

              #7
              You are sooo crazy! I'm going downstairs to locate my cracker right now. lol
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              • pr0
                rockin tha trailerpark
                • May 2001
                • 23088

                #8
                Originally posted by TheWylders
                Lol, brings back memories. Spent many nights sucking on nitrous ballons after Dead Shows back in the day. Haven't done it since though. Just beer and herbs for me these days, but definitely some good memories
                yea well its fairly new to me, so ill enjoy it 3 or 4 more times....no harm in a lil fun ; )
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                • Steve
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 6894

                  #9
                  Is this that whip its shit? I am pretty sure you can just hit yourself in the head with a brick and get the same effect. That stuff is like the #1 killer of brain cells. If this is different shit, then please forgive me.

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                  • Damian_Maxcash
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 12745

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Steve
                    Is this that whip its shit? I am pretty sure you can just hit yourself in the head with a brick and get the same effect. That stuff is like the #1 killer of brain cells. If this is different shit, then please forgive me.
                    Its pretty harmless stuff......

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                    • Rinaldo
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 5086

                      #11
                      ISI is a better taste :

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                      • pr0
                        rockin tha trailerpark
                        • May 2001
                        • 23088

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Rinaldo
                        ISI is a better taste :
                        UPS shows up in a couple hours...bout to run to Toys R Us for some punch balloons

                        Ill make sure to do the ISI's in your honor
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                        • Rinaldo
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 5086

                          #13
                          Originally posted by pr0
                          UPS shows up in a couple hours...bout to run to Toys R Us for some punch balloons

                          Ill make sure to do the ISI's in your honor

                          You do that, I'll appreciate it.
                          ANyone else want to do drugs in my honor.

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                          • XxXotic
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 8500

                            #14
                            brings me back to like 93 when N0S was in-style
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                            • Turboface
                              Back in Black
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 9976

                              #15


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                              • pr0
                                rockin tha trailerpark
                                • May 2001
                                • 23088

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Rinaldo
                                You do that, I'll appreciate it.
                                ANyone else want to do drugs in my honor.

                                just took 2 for the team for ya!
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                                • ElvisManson
                                  Looking California
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 5476

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Turboface


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                                  • JFK
                                    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 67369

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ElvisManson
                                    the Helicopters are coming.

                                    wondered what all the buzz was about

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                                    • VirtuMike
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                                      • May 2002
                                      • 2483

                                      #19
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                                      • nofx
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 16826

                                        #20
                                        yer on another level then most of GFY

                                        they dont understand

                                        drugs heal

                                        Often times I wonder why
                                        There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                        When sickness comes I must decide:
                                        When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                        • s9ann0
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2001
                                          • 4873

                                          #21
                                          my mate was selling nitros at a festival (glade) last week

                                          couldn't believe he had 6 people queued up with a pound in their hand..
                                          he shifted a whole crate in just over an hour! 1pound each cost him 20p each

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                                          • DWB
                                            Registered User
                                            • Jul 2003
                                            • 31779

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by pr0

                                            The only reported deaths or problems related to nitrous abuse have been people who left a medical tank (about 40,000) chargers worth of nitrous leaking in a inclosed room, closet etc. Or people who stick a plastic bag over their head (i mean this is common sense people)
                                            Been there, done that. Still alive but I move a lottle slower than I used to.






                                            Regarding crackers:

                                            It's all fun and games until the threads on your cracker get messed up mid party. Then you have a situation on your hands.

                                            Moral: Always carry a spare cracker to a NOS party.

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                                            • videoxpix
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 267

                                              #23
                                              Real NOS = Hippie Crack is certainly a trip. Don't be fooled, this is real anesthesia, & if you have enough of a % of NOS in your bloodstream & not enough oxygen, you will pass out & could die. In reality, most injuries from recreational NOS use comes from people falling down. Why do people fall down? Lack of Oxygen to the brain & you could pass out, even if it is just for a split second.

                                              NOS was absolutely the best money making opportunity on Dead Tour, and perhaps one of the main contributing factors that led to the end of the cool dead scene around 1988-99.

                                              Although dealing with the zombies was pretty intense, & you would have to take allot of shit from the rainbow gathering crowd, not to mention local security & cops. But holy shit! In most US cities, if you have a food vending license, you could can fill a really big tank with the finest pharmaceutical grade gas for next to nothing. The deadheads would listen for the "sssssssssssssssss" noise of a balloon being filled, & would line up to pay 5 or 6 bucks a piece, for 5 minutes of bliss. Then they would be back for more. You could easily get 750-1000 balloons per tank, 2-4 tanks per night, $$$$$$
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                                              • MickeyG
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2004
                                                • 4134

                                                #24
                                                some of the local car shops used to get medical grade NOS, now that was fun :D

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