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Best Out of Office Auto Replies
Best "Out of Office" Auto Replies at your dayjob workplace:
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. 3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received. 4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message. 5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over). 6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. 7. I've run away to join a different circus. 8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.. When I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve' |
:1orglaugh I might have to use a few of those.
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5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over). clever |
Hahhaha some nice ones!
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LOL
nice nice I like I like |
Funny shit
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Haha a long time ago me and shok tried to set up our telecommute msg for the bosses ... went something like
Yes of course I totally agree I'm on it! |
Those are funny
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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hahaha I forgot about that Dont' forget: "Your the best" "Moses rocks my world" |
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bump for a good laugh
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4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for
the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message. :thumbsup |
hahaha, very funny. I'll certainly use a few of them :1orglaugh
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haha those are great lol
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9. This is an automated reply. I am currently out of the office. The janitor will reply to your email as soon as possible when he's reading my email behind my back again. P.S: No, I don't sell any BDSM products.
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To whoever sent this message:
I have recently been selected to assist the widow of the deceased oil businessman Dr. Ezeanaja Okonkwo in the transfer of approximately $28,000,000 (TWENTY EIGHT MILLION US DOLLARS) into a US Bank Account. I will then need to send her back $24,000,000 and I get to keep the remaining $4,000,000. I am currently at the bank where I keep my life savings to get her my account wiring information to expedite this process. If you do not hear from me, I will be in a tropical paradise living large off my $4 million commission. |
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I'll keep those. they seem pretty useful.
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