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Stunt cocks needed in Sacramento area.
Goofy looking skinny white guys needed. Must have at least 6.76 inches.
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If you can use a wasabi gobbling, fleshlight abusing stud, then I just may have the dick you are looking for...
He has that swarthy latin look too. :winkwink: Anyway, I can't say anymore until we discuss my finder's fee, because talent like this is hard to keep under wraps for long. ADG Webmaster |
what if the guy's 6.75?
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lol stubradley :winkwink: :1orglaugh |
goofy and skinny lookin :Oh crap
WTf aaron.....i got the dick, but im not goofy and "skinny" c'mon man, hook a brutha up..... penis penis penis |
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Wait!!! Where do you start measuring from? If you start from the tween, he might still make the cut. ADG Webmaster |
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No good. That's more like a twix bar than a cock. |
the tween,,,,,WTF.....who starts from the tween.....thats just cheating......
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Lol, wow. What a thread :)
Good luck in your search. |
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tween??? i am guessing thats between the arsehole and dingleberries right? :1orglaugh |
Who's the cock for? ;)
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that is correct m'lady
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Good stunt cocks never ask this question. They just show up and perform. |
Sacramento is so full of inbreds that you may need to extend your search to include the area around the Rancho Seco Nuclear Power Plant outside of Sacramento. You should be able to find at least one mutant that will fit the bill (or in this case, fit the Jill).
http://www.unbsj.ca/arts/english/jon...mages/1821.jpg ADG Webmaster |
I should send my ex out to Cali. He's a tall skinny white guy with 9-10 inches. And I know he can perform on camera, with an audience. *grin*
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You gonna test ride him yourself?
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OWNED!!! Bhahahahahaha :1orglaugh |
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So, Aaron, how bout my ex comes out to take care of your girls, and I'll tag along for a cuddle with you. *wink*
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"Girls?" As fot the cuddle thing.....Bring it on. |
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:pimp :pimp |
is the position still open?
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What device are you going to use to make sure the guy is exactly 6.76 inches or more?
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A fleshlight. |
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do you need a stunt tongue for any females? ;)
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Am I hired? whats the deal here
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What about skinny asian guys? I can bring brooke.
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Hmmm...
8char |
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Fuck if I know, Ramos is in charge of that part. |
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He's not serious. |
That would be Eric :)
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then why did he want me to send him naked pics? Ahhh shit |
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he knew youd bite on this opp. dont forget good nipple shots :winkwink: |
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