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AaronM 07-19-2005 12:11 AM

Stunt cocks needed in Sacramento area.
 
Goofy looking skinny white guys needed. Must have at least 6.76 inches.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-19-2005 12:31 AM

If you can use a wasabi gobbling, fleshlight abusing stud, then I just may have the dick you are looking for...

He has that swarthy latin look too. :winkwink:

Anyway, I can't say anymore until we discuss my finder's fee, because talent like this is hard to keep under wraps for long.

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SleazyDream 07-19-2005 12:31 AM

what if the guy's 6.75?

KittyLix 07-19-2005 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
Goofy looking skinny white guys needed. Must have at least 6.76 inches.


lol stubradley :winkwink: :1orglaugh

Deej 07-19-2005 12:35 AM

goofy and skinny lookin :Oh crap

WTf aaron.....i got the dick, but im not goofy and "skinny"

c'mon man, hook a brutha up.....
penis penis penis

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-19-2005 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
what if the guy's 6.75?

Aww, crap!!! I missed that. The dude I was going to refer to you doesn't quite measure up I guess.

Wait!!! Where do you start measuring from? If you start from the tween, he might still make the cut.

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AaronM 07-19-2005 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
what if the guy's 6.75?


No good. That's more like a twix bar than a cock.

Deej 07-19-2005 12:37 AM

the tween,,,,,WTF.....who starts from the tween.....thats just cheating......

Sparks 07-19-2005 12:45 AM

Lol, wow. What a thread :)

Good luck in your search.

KittyLix 07-19-2005 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej
the tween,,,,,WTF.....who starts from the tween.....thats just cheating......


tween??? i am guessing thats between the arsehole and dingleberries right? :1orglaugh

MerlinK 07-19-2005 12:50 AM

Who's the cock for? ;)

Deej 07-19-2005 12:50 AM

that is correct m'lady

AaronM 07-19-2005 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MerlinK
Who's the cock for? ;)


Good stunt cocks never ask this question. They just show up and perform.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-19-2005 12:53 AM

Sacramento is so full of inbreds that you may need to extend your search to include the area around the Rancho Seco Nuclear Power Plant outside of Sacramento. You should be able to find at least one mutant that will fit the bill (or in this case, fit the Jill).

http://www.unbsj.ca/arts/english/jon...mages/1821.jpg

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chase 07-19-2005 01:00 AM

I should send my ex out to Cali. He's a tall skinny white guy with 9-10 inches. And I know he can perform on camera, with an audience. *grin*

Roald 07-19-2005 01:06 AM

You gonna test ride him yourself?

Roald 07-19-2005 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
what if the guy's 6.75?

Forget it man, he is looking for a skinny guy.

AaronM 07-19-2005 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe
Forget it man, he is looking for a skinny guy.



OWNED!!!


Bhahahahahaha :1orglaugh

Abyss_Vee 07-19-2005 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaShe
Forget it man, he is looking for a skinny guy.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

chase 07-19-2005 01:14 AM

So, Aaron, how bout my ex comes out to take care of your girls, and I'll tag along for a cuddle with you. *wink*

AaronM 07-19-2005 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chase
So, Aaron, how bout my ex comes out to take care of your girls, and I'll tag along for a cuddle with you. *wink*


"Girls?"

As fot the cuddle thing.....Bring it on.

chase 07-19-2005 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
"Girls?"

As fot the cuddle thing.....Bring it on.

Be right over. :Graucho

AaronM 07-19-2005 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chase
Be right over. :Graucho



:pimp :pimp

sicone 07-19-2005 04:36 PM

is the position still open?

Snake Doctor 07-19-2005 04:41 PM

What device are you going to use to make sure the guy is exactly 6.76 inches or more?

AaronM 07-19-2005 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2
What device are you going to use to make sure the guy is exactly 6.76 inches or more?


A fleshlight.

Snake Doctor 07-19-2005 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
A fleshlight.

Interesting...is the depth on the fleshlight exactly 6.76 inches?

Babagirls 07-19-2005 04:49 PM

do you need a stunt tongue for any females? ;)

sicone 07-19-2005 04:50 PM

Am I hired? whats the deal here

wdsguy 07-19-2005 04:50 PM

What about skinny asian guys? I can bring brooke.

xenigo 07-19-2005 04:54 PM

Hmmm...

8char

AaronM 07-19-2005 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2
Interesting...is the depth on the fleshlight exactly 6.76 inches?


Fuck if I know, Ramos is in charge of that part.

xenigo 07-20-2005 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
Fuck if I know, Ramos is in charge of that part.

I've got the kid you're looking for, if you're serious. He's reliable.

Donny 07-21-2005 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo
I've got the kid you're looking for, if you're serious. He's reliable.


He's not serious.

Xenophage 07-21-2005 12:16 AM

That would be Eric :)

sicone 07-21-2005 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
He's not serious.

WHAT!!!

then why did he want me to send him naked pics? Ahhh shit

Deej 07-21-2005 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone
WHAT!!!

then why did he want me to send him naked pics? Ahhh shit

Cause were all dying to see what your packing sexy....

he knew youd bite on this opp.

dont forget good nipple shots :winkwink:


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