boneprone's pheromones?
 

That bastard put pheromones on me as I was walking out of the Convention in vegas! And now the females wont leave me alone...

KILL!

You need to take some of these women to the movies now, and use my Famous Popcorn Bucket Trick!



Cut a hole in the bottom of the bucket the size of your cock,, stick the bucket on top of your unit, when the gal goes to grab for the popcorn, she will be pleasntly suprised to find your throbbing cock in the popcorn.

This is great for your first date. She will be telling her friends about this for months.

You will become an urban legend.

Do your pheromones smell like baloney?

What if they don't like popcorn?

Any scent placed on Headless Automatically Turns into a scent of baloney!

Get a hot dog

Thats just it. It aint popcorn! Its just a tub of love with lots of extra butter.

Use Icecream

Eric was such a fucking faggot in Vegas last week, he thought it would be funny to try that shit on me! FUCKER!

I reached in the bucket of popcorn, and there he was with his damn cock in the bucket. It really freaked me out.

WTF?

... yes, icecream is for sure better than a cup of tea ....

As a kid, I tried the "popcorn bucket of love" trick but cut the hole a bit small and got a round paper cut on my cock...hurt like a bitch...and the salt on the popcron intensified the pain, so a warning to you kids trying this age old "handjob the hardway" gag, make sure to cut that hole big enough...otherwise when she's sliding a greasy hand down your popcorn covered pole, you don't get the slat burn from hell....nothing like crying like a fucking baby during "Top Gun"....

So i think the question is.... Did boneprone pull Eric's finger?

R3k, you been sniffing down under lately?

Thats why u use extra butter.

And no ya stupid fucks! No Ice cream. A mans cock doesnt fair well in cold envirnments..

Boner... It was your idea to go to the movies. And if I would have let you carry the popcorn bucket that you would have done the same thing. Sorry I had to get the extra large vat size popcorn so my cock would pop out of the top. I never thought you would eat it all. But you are such a good little man!!!

those warts on my tongue are gone now!

Shit that was scarry there for a bit!

Well just lick my balls and bite my ass, cause Headless is back in town!

that would be feast for an entire village.....

LMAO!!!

Fuck you dude!!!

I think we need to call the renforcements into affect here!

http://coke.rotten.com/decrepit-snow...16/fatfuck.jpg

nice milking utter.

Caption for that pic:

"ARGHHHH, Headless...please no...don't eat me...look, I'm an angel atop a christmas tree...you like angels don't you Headless? Everyone likes angels...."

i fucked an angel

Caption....

"My ass has been on fire ever since Boneprone stuck his hotdog in my bun" - Eric_aka_RedEyes

Then give her some Almond Rocca

what sort of sick weirdo doesn't Like Popcorn ???!!!! :ugone2far

nah bro, making any money unsing your body as a billboard yet? i hear everyone wants an ad, and they will all fit.

Yeah man!!! I have the left cheek filled.... Now I just have to move onto the right one....

I'm charging $500 per square inch of space... So you figure out how much I could be pulling in!

Anyone wana broker the deals?
:helpme

the same sick bastard that doesn't like angels....

Damn son, thats a lot of money, i would have to encourage you to go to a place that can handle the large quanity of clients. shit you will your quite damn rich 9off that one cheek im sure.

My nigga! Fo snizzle my nizzle, cause we bout to get down with the hiz dizitydizzle....

Yo get all that biotch?

nope..


remember that damn time i called in and fukin freestyle raped to get some fukin content, and you didnt give it to me? :321GFY

Actualy nope! Wait a second.... I think I remember......

How did it go?

i dont remember, all i know is you gave it to some idiot who called in after me and sounded like he was wispering so hos mom wouldnt hear him lol.

I bet it turned you on eh? :Graucho

i can aswer this with one question. have you ever done anything that turned someone on?

Sure! Ask Sabrina from sexwithsabrina.com she might vouche for me... LOL We once did a workshop on webcams, and....um... Well we got freaky on air...

yup and at Gameworks when headless and I were about to race to the top of that big assed rock thing, the chickies kept holding him back and thus we never got to finish...oh, but next time...next time I shall have my victory....

You see it all comes back to being boneprone's fault!!!

FUCK dude!! On mtv JLo's new video just came on.... can she get any hotter?

That pheromone site is now up and seems to convert pretty well
http://www.apcformen.com

No you can put your dick in the popcorn and the girls will still want you.. ha ha...

Ron