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To all the "Pimps" on this Board
You do realize you're making a joke of yourself when you decide to address yourself as a Pimp, don't ya?
Self labelization (like that word?) does not make something so. In my mind arises the picture of some skinny geek with a shiny head (a la Grogan) who can't pick up a girl in real life, sitting behind a keyboard with his hat on backwards, thinking to himself, "I made a dolla fitty today promoting TCG. I'm a P.I.M.P.!" and then proclaiming his pimphood to the world. Yeah, maybe you're a PIMP if that is short for "P-imply I-diot on M-ommy's P-orch" Carry on, pimps! PS: I'll continue to accept your traffic as evolve into a mature individual without need to use such an idiotic word. |
I'm no Pimp ... I'm a Hustler .... :pimp :1orglaugh
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Yeah over time I'm learning that I'm not really "pimpin" in the real sense...Actually i'm "trickin"...The difference is that people pay to watch me trick with the girls so I make my money back...
But when you take all the bullshit away. I'm paying hoes to get naked and suck my dick...Only difference is that I'm holding a camera and putting it on the internet. It frees your mind when you're able to admit to yourself what you really are. then you can decide whether or not you give a fuck and then you can move on with your life. |
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I was born with a hustlers mentality..give me a dollar watch me flip it
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not an actual pimp |
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i'm a motha fuckin pimp, bitch
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Maybe I should change my nic now. You have no idea what you are talking about. Some people do call themselves pimps when they shouldn't. Some of us earn the title. My pic is in my sig.. I'm not exactly the skinny dude you described above :1orglaugh
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Since I've decided to be a kinder, gentler Donny I won't reply as I'd like to certain posts in this thread.
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I just think it's silly to use the word "pimp". |
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As a young man, my older brother wasn't a pimp, but he had a lot of women. And I used to fantasize about the women he had, them girls that was calling him, and I was pretending to be a pimp, I wanted to be a pimp, everything that came out my mouth was pimpin', but at that time I made my money playing pool.
My first hoe asked me, she asked me, she just liked me and I told her that is she wanted to fuck with me, then she had to give me some money. And one day she gave me $125 dollars, some dude was giving it to her, so I was like, "Bitch, I'm a pimp yo mutha fucking ass!" And she was like, "I'll be your Hoe!"..and I said "Ok...first thing monday"...hahaha..that's how big of a square I was! It's friday night, prime time to go right now pimpin' and I told that bitch that I would see her monday at 2 pm. So, monday comes around and I'm playing pool and I see the bitch and I'm like damn she's there, I am talking myself out of it.....and I'm like I got to do this, I pick her up, she get in the car, she's there and I am still talking myself out of it! I get mad at her and say, "you got on them fucked up jeans...how in the fuck" and she's says hold on a second......takes the pants off....she's got yellow hot pants and go-go boots! It was in my face I had to go.... I don't know I just started pimpin' |
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