So what do your call yourself?
 

When people ask what you do? I still havn't came up with anything good yet. I am trying to find 1-2 words that sum it up instaid of telling people with a whole damn paragraph. I do alot of dif things online btw, not just adult

A Student

Internet entrepreneur

Marketing strategist

Retired...

I tried saying that but people always ask me to describe it. Gets really annoying

I work at Mcdonalds

I say it's very complicated :winkwink:

shark wrestler

"I sell porn, can i have your email?"

I call myself "free" :thumbsup

Free from the hypocrisy and the mental and financial bondage of a corporate 9-to-5 job!

I just say student .. People are really internet savy these days and I cannot get away bullshitting saying "internet marketing" or stuff like that. All my family is extremely computer savvy; they are all computer programmers mostly.

Even my dad who is 62 yrs old is like "So what commodity do you sell on-line? Do you work for your clients? Do your clients contact you on-line? Do you have a set schedule or do you work whenever you want? Do you get paid commission or salary? Are you selling products directly to your clients or are you a middle-man?
Who are your clients?" I think he has the illusion I work for one big company but just work from home or something

It's like JESUS CHRIST, give me a break.. lol I can never tell them what I do because my family is asian and asian parents/families are just plain crazy. They basically think you are a failure if you don't have PHD and aren't a doctor or a lawyer or some other shit profession that didn't take at least 7 yrs of schooling :1orglaugh

A failure at the interweb.

Internet Pornographer

graphic designer.

I used to say web designer but that opened up for a million questions for some reason.
When I say graphic designer no one asks follow up questions.

Thats the way it was for me at a recent family reunion. I got totally off guard from their barrage of follow up questions and it showed.

Im making some fake sites now selling ring tones and cell phones, just to have an excuse to tell people that I sell shit online.

I tell most non-family people what I do.

However, pussy that I am I tell my mom that I am a telecommunications marketer. She never really asks much more after that. I think she thinks it has something to do with telemarketing, because once she asked "doesn't it bother you that your job annoys people?'

If she only knew.

I think that's more than 2 words.

I tell people I'm a "Super Genius"
No one ever questions me after that.

Blackbelt in keyboard judo

HIYAH !

Fuck you, pay me.

Stunt Cock.

As KB would say.

P.I.M.P

Profesional Internet Marketing Person

fah, try telling someone you're a unix sysadmin. One ex-girlfriends mother asked 'So, you take care of those nice singing men!?"...good times.

Now I just say I work on expensive computers, build web pages, and write music. All 3 pay rather well :)

i'm in marketing.

Internet Marketing

videographer/video editor

tell em you're a marketing genius :winkwink:

YOu could tell them one of three things:

1. Go Fuck Yourself

2. Minding my own Business

3. Whatever i fee like doing at the time

Batts

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to strangers at the bank and such, i say i do internet marketing... everyone else i tell i'm a porn webmaster ;)