Someone keeps calling my cellphone asking for a chick.
 

Woke me up 4 times now. The next time, i'm going to say she's here sucking my dick & he should meet me at an undisclosed location if he wants to do something about it. Where 3 of my friends will be waiting with Tactical shotguns & flashlights.

Ever seen abunch of kids piss their pants at once?

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So get dressed up as a girl, and have phone sex with them.

heh you are ruthless dude

I had this old guy call once a week for about 2 months. He kept thinking I was some guy that was gonna fix his water well for his house... "Its not working, i need you to come fix it..." ... ok so apparently this old guy went without water for 2 months even tho i told him everytime to call someone else because i'm not a repair man lol.

Just say she was in a car accident and wont make it.

did someone say Phone sex>?!?!? :pimp

Start blasting those punks :BangBang: :ak47:

Put her on the phone and I'll stop calling man.

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