One of my neighbors is burning dog shit
 

I'm sitting here enjoying the breeze through the window sucked in by an attic fan when I start to smell something burning... then it starts smelling like the nastiest dog shit you've ever stepped in, but burnt smell combined. I can't see from my yard what the hell is going on but it should be friggin' illegal! :disgust

LOL, I thought about the lit bag of dog shit on the porch prank, but this is much bigger than that :upsidedow

Phone cops

Sit back

Watch the shit unfold.


:D

lol tell the fucker to stop

spray him with bear mace and then tell him there was a bear behind him and that you just saved his life

is it mostly labrador?

:1orglaugh

go fucking stab your shitstain neighbor in the face and set his carcass on fire, see how that mother fucker likes that smell for a change.

shoot him

The Texas way! :1orglaugh

are they indian??? maybe they're cooking :winkwink:

Plan a weekend get away. Then have the edge of your lawn treated with liquid fish fertilizer. Very pleasant on a hot day I tell you.

Maybe the dog ate his marijuana supply and he's trying to get high ?

I like this suggestion best but alas I was never able to pinpoint the source, but my sister needing a store run gave me an opportunity to escape... when I got back it had subsided. I will call the cops if that shit (literally:1orglaugh) happens again and insist they find and end it. I'm usually pretty tough stomach but that got me quite nauseous :Oh crap

The indians and cowboys use to use baffalo chips (dried shit) for fires, when they had no wood.... Cooked with them even.

You cant see what he is burning but you know its burnt dog shit?
You got a good sniffer :1orglaugh

Damn..that would be discusting..complain to the city

No, my window was open and the smell quickly became quite strong. It first smelled like something burning, then like incredibly raunchy dog shit. I never saw any smoke or anything but I do know a burning smell when I smell it (or at least I think I do :upsidedow)

Trust me... that will never happen again without me making a fuss. :Oh crap

thats pretty nasty

What an idiot... some neighbor is a real PITA.

sounds like a nice place to live haha

fresh squirell

Ewww that sounds fucking gross