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xlogger 07-14-2005 08:16 PM

Guess whats inside this snakes stomach! [img]
 
You would be surprised, trust me! :1orglaugh

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...666/snake1.jpg







guess anything?...







http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...666/snake2.jpg







nothing?....















well this was working in the deep forest and try to take a nap. BAD IDEA!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...666/snake3.jpg

sniperwolf 07-14-2005 08:23 PM

well...all i know is that it has the capacity to do that...

wdsguy 07-14-2005 08:23 PM

hahaha nice.

Spunky 07-14-2005 08:25 PM

A pygmy? :(

High Plains Drifter 07-14-2005 08:26 PM

you gonna get snoped.

Pete-KT 07-14-2005 08:26 PM

Fuck ya there body will stretch so they can eat anything

kektex 07-14-2005 08:32 PM

Snakes are amazing animals.I used to have a couple of boas myself (same as in the picture,only much smaller). It was amazing seeing the way it opened its jaws to swallow its prey...
In the end I felt sorry for the little mice (yeah I`m a softie) I had to feed them and gave it to a friend of mine who had a bunch of other species including a big albino boa.Beautiful animal...

Dalai lama 07-14-2005 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kektex
Snakes are amazing animals.I used to have a couple of boas myself (same as in the picture,only much smaller). It was amazing seeing the way it opened its jaws to swallow its prey...
In the end I felt sorry for the little mice (yeah I`m a softie) I had to feed them and gave it to a friend of mine who had a bunch of other species including a big albino boa.Beautiful animal...

They are amazing animals but also very scary animals. I met one in my bedroom in the Thai jungle on a lake, not sure what kind it was but all I knew it scared me to death finding such a thing in the middle when entering the room. I think he was close to a 1 meter big, light brown skin and it was in a attacking position, so i closed my door and got my guide by the time we arrived he was gone already, maybe he scared as much me. Couldn't sleep all night :2 cents:

candyflip 07-14-2005 08:40 PM

Snopes says false.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/animals/anaconda.htm

Dalai lama 07-14-2005 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

Last updated: 23 March 2001

Pretty old story :thumbsup

kektex 07-14-2005 08:45 PM

Hehehe yeah they can be scary if you meet them like that...I once had a close encounter with a poisonous snake while playing with some friends around a hill. I narrowly missed stepping on it. It squared up and I just froze.Then it just quickly turned around left.I think it was scared, but not as much as me I can tell you that....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalai lama
They are amazing animals but also very scary animals. I met one in my bedroom in the Thai jungle on a lake, not sure what kind it was but all I knew it scared me to death finding such a thing in the middle when entering the room. I think he was close to a 1 meter big, light brown skin and it was in a attacking position, so i closed my door and got my guide by the time we arrived he was gone already, maybe he scared as much me. Couldn't sleep all night :2 cents:


BuggyG 07-14-2005 09:04 PM

my sentiment exactly
just been passed around in email for what.. past 4yrs

Rob 07-14-2005 09:06 PM

Shut the fuck up!!!! That dude was not in that snake!!!! :Oh crap

Damn, that must have been the worst 2 minutes of that guy's life when the oxygen was being constricted out of him! Aside from burning, that would be the worst way to die! :helpme

sharpx9 07-14-2005 09:09 PM

pretty sick shit.

Dalai lama 07-14-2005 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kektex
Hehehe yeah they can be scary if you meet them like that...I once had a close encounter with a poisonous snake while playing with some friends around a hill. I narrowly missed stepping on it. It squared up and I just froze.Then it just quickly turned around left.I think it was scared, but not as much as me I can tell you that....

Nothing much we can do in such moments then just hope for the best or try to get away but I sure hope i will never meet one again in wild again. I'm glad it didn't hurt you sometimes I watch Animal Planet ''The Crocodile Hunter'' and he tells freaky stories about people dying of a bite in about 30 minutes :2 cents:

MandyBlake 07-14-2005 09:11 PM

icky that's grooosssss.

Rob 07-14-2005 09:12 PM

I've had a 4 foot Boa constrict around my neck one time when I was holding it and it was a mother fucker getting out of its grip. I couldn't imagine getting grabbed by a monster like that. It has to be at least 25 feet!

I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

SomeCreep 07-14-2005 09:16 PM

Yep, its a fake.

reynold 07-14-2005 09:25 PM

It ate thrice or four times his body size? Freaky Joke.

tungsten 07-14-2005 09:27 PM

thats crazy

SmokeyTheBear 07-14-2005 10:11 PM

well right off the bat its fairly obvious the first 2 pictures are of a different snake.. different color.

i would guess its a pig

Sparks 07-14-2005 10:24 PM

Whoa! That is crazy. I'm never going to the Amazon, lol.

webcrawler 07-14-2005 11:25 PM

:Oh crap

VeriSexy 07-14-2005 11:52 PM

Those are some crazy looking pics..........

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Vitasoy 07-15-2005 12:07 AM

Those pics are pretty old.

vivency-AdamQ 07-15-2005 12:07 AM

i want a big snake... i could sick it onto my neighbours' kids if they let the grass grow too long before cutting it... muwahhaah

pornguy 07-15-2005 12:10 AM

I know that snake has the markings of a boa, but It looks more the size of an anaconda.

naugthygUrL 07-15-2005 12:42 AM

oh! shit!!!

tristan_D 07-15-2005 01:05 AM

Is that the anaconda? that's so horrible.


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