how to get into a coconut
 

any ideas? im about to google it but wondered if any gfy'ers have experience in this field first!

Place towel around nut, and give it a smack with a hammer.
Or just go outside and drop it on concrete.

Nothing special unless you REALLY want the milk, then I suggest to make sure you get it drill the fucker first.

You can do it with a big knife...

There are certain pressure points that you need to find, I say google it

Ive tried those before. I must say they rarely work on 1st, 2nd, or even 3rd try without just shattering the whole damn thing. Just more complicated way than smacking it with a hammer.

im in an apartment building and i want to do this without going outside and smashing it on the floor if i can, although that will be my last resort if i cannot use pressurepoints somehow. i used some scissors to drain the milk, just wanna get inside this now :D

how hard is your head? :Graucho

Hammer!
Hell even a hardcover dictionary would work.

Nothing is easier than than bashing it on concrete on its bottom or top point.

machete's work wonders.

ahaha not a chance :)

after bending one screwdriver and blunting one knife i think i will resort to causing a public disturbance outside :)

I always used a phillips head screw driver, smacked it with a hammer through one of the eyes.