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buddyjuf 07-14-2005 01:32 AM

I got a painful blowjob today...
 
the girl had a tongue ring, but not any tonguering...

the edge must not have been smooth or somehting

but every time she would lick the top of my dick (I am circumsized), it would kill me...

I managed to cum tho... so all good! :thumbsup

munki 07-14-2005 01:33 AM

Painful blowjob doesn't sound worth it to me...

tical 07-14-2005 01:34 AM

should have said something

buddyjuf 07-14-2005 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tical
should have said something

I held her hair and made it go deep to finish me off :thumbsup

XX_RydeR 07-14-2005 01:38 AM

And you just sat back and took it ?

It's one thing getting head, but getting it wrong fuck no, tell her what the fuck you want.

pornstar2pac 07-14-2005 01:38 AM

her name is Tom. you've been punk'ed

S P A N N O W 07-14-2005 01:38 AM

Yikes! :eek7

vivency-AdamQ 07-14-2005 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornstar2pac
her name is Tom. you've been punk'ed

BWAHAHAH that's awesome...

mrthumbs 07-14-2005 01:40 AM

She was a bit chubby eh?

je_rome 07-14-2005 01:40 AM

i'd rather not have a blow job if it's gonna be painful. tsk. tsk.

Roald 07-14-2005 01:41 AM

thats odd, man are known to give the best blowjobs

Manowar 07-14-2005 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornstar2pac
her name is Tom. you've been punk'ed

:1orglaugh

StickyGreen 07-14-2005 01:41 AM

why didnt you just make her take that shit out

2257-Ben 07-14-2005 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf
the girl had a tongue ring, but not any tonguering...

the edge must not have been smooth or somehting

but every time she would lick the top of my dick (I am circumsized), it would kill me...

I managed to cum tho... so all good! :thumbsup

Could be worse... could've had braces...

rickholio 07-14-2005 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornstar2pac
her name is Tom. you've been punk'ed

http://www.jurassicpunk.com/stars/tomcruise/tom4.jpg
"That's not a tongue piercing... it's a vitamin pill!"

:winkwink:

Wiggles 07-14-2005 03:07 AM

wierd, the of the tongue ring used to feel great against the head.

alexg 07-14-2005 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornstar2pac
her name is Tom. you've been punk'ed

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

AOLGuy 07-14-2005 03:20 AM

Slap some neosporin on that and gauze it.

Same thing happened to me awhile back and even tiny cuts down there can take forever to heal if it gets regular use.

Worst case scenario: a small amount of Liquid Bandage there makes it good as new while it heals.

:thumbsup

reed_4 07-14-2005 03:23 AM

next time, you tell your girl to be more careful on sucking your cock.

gangbangjoe 07-14-2005 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornstar2pac
her name is Tom. you've been punk'ed


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

justsexxx 07-14-2005 03:27 AM

Jeez, GFY is really getting pathetic

Dalai lama 07-14-2005 03:27 AM

Better no blowjob then a painful one.

KittyLix 07-14-2005 03:42 AM

duuude should of just asked her nicely to take the tounge ring out :2 cents:

BIGTYMER 07-14-2005 03:56 AM

Rub some iceyhot on it. :)

xclusive 07-14-2005 04:00 AM

Congrats man got a pic of the girl? Next time just ask her to take the thing out and if she doesn't just tell her..."Mom, you do that again and no christmas card for you"

Fred Quimby 07-14-2005 07:58 AM

exclusive pic of the damage

http://www.mf.uni-lj.si/acta-apa/act...00-1/rogl3.jpg

CashLikeWhoa_Mike 07-14-2005 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kingpins
Rub some iceyhot on it. :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Harmon 07-14-2005 08:11 AM

Does everyone here think this dude is gay or what??? LMFAO

assmunk 07-14-2005 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf
the girl had a tongue ring, but not any tonguering...

the edge must not have been smooth or somehting

but every time she would lick the top of my dick (I am circumsized), it would kill me...

I managed to cum tho... so all good! :thumbsup

too much information. :)

BuggyG 07-14-2005 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon
Does everyone here think this dude is gay or what??? LMFAO

nah he's just metro and always gets good deals on clothes and stuff
which remnds me.. gimme the 411 when ya (bdjuf) get more stuff!! :thumbsup

tranza 07-14-2005 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornstar2pac
her name is Tom. you've been punk'ed


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SouthernGirl 07-14-2005 08:45 AM

why didnt you ask her to take it out?

were you afraid she was going to beat you up?

fris 07-14-2005 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf
the girl had a tongue ring, but not any tonguering...

the edge must not have been smooth or somehting

but every time she would lick the top of my dick (I am circumsized), it would kill me...

I managed to cum tho... so all good! :thumbsup

whats your sisters name?

Odie 07-14-2005 08:53 AM

sorry to hear that bdjuf...next time tell her to take the ring out if she asks why just tell her u havea sensitive p-p...lol :)

NoCarrier 07-14-2005 09:13 AM

Here is a picture of the girl who performed the blowjob

Her name is "Edward".

http://www.bullnet.co.uk/henry/l0200005.jpg


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