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e5hosting 07-13-2005 05:46 PM

CONTEST! Free Shared Hosting For 1 Year 50th & 100th Post
 
Here is the deal be the 50th, and 100th post and receive 1 year of free hosting

Account Details:http://www.e5hosting.com/sharedes1.php

High Bandwidth Shared Hosting Plan 50GB
Storage Space 750MB
Monthly Transfer 50GB
Transfer Overage $0.55 per GB :2 cents:
Domains Unlimited
POP Accounts 10
Database 1
Setup FREE
Monthly $14.95
All accounts come with the lasted stable releases of following:
Linux Red Hat ES
e5 Control Panel
Apache Web Server
PHP
MySQL
PERL Modules
cURL
ImageMagick
GD2
SendMail
Zend Optimizer
Webalizer
Email Forwarding
Mail Groups
FTP Access
Error Handling
htaccess support
Perl/CGI-Bin
Cron Jobs
Web Stats
Server Side Includes
phpMyAdmin
Password Protection
Hot Link Protection
24/7 Support
Toll-Free Support (US only)

A $180.00 Value Free :thumbsup

I will require for you to pay for your bandwidth overage at $0.55 GB (if this should accrue), because this shared account is on a 100Mpbs server.

Anthony

eamedia 07-13-2005 05:49 PM

nice deal!

pornguy 07-13-2005 05:50 PM

Again?? what about the numbers 2 3 4 5 and 6??

pornguy 07-13-2005 05:50 PM

We should get at least 6 months each.

pornguy 07-13-2005 05:51 PM

Know what I mean??

boner 2.0 07-13-2005 05:57 PM

I could use some free hosting :thumbsup :thumbsup

boner 2.0 07-13-2005 05:59 PM

I would use it for SEO magic :upsidedow

phasic 07-13-2005 06:01 PM

wow.. looks sweet, thanks for the offer man!

boner 2.0 07-13-2005 06:04 PM

bump :helpme noone wants free hosting?

phasic 07-13-2005 06:06 PM

well, i do.. ;)

Guitar Riff 07-13-2005 06:06 PM

bumpin it up

boner 2.0 07-13-2005 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phasic
well, i do.. ;)

yay! :upsidedow

pornprotege 07-13-2005 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boner 2.0
I would use it for SEO magic :upsidedow

what kind of magic do you do boner ?

e5hosting 07-13-2005 06:19 PM

This we be over soon...

beta-tester 07-13-2005 06:21 PM

great deal :)
let me win da shit :pimp

AdultWebGraphics 07-13-2005 06:23 PM

Congratulations to woj

pornprotege 07-13-2005 06:27 PM

woj gets 51 and 101

e5hosting 07-13-2005 06:29 PM

Any one have a good joke?

Anthony

beta-tester 07-13-2005 06:36 PM

Well, let me find some good one Anthony :0

cool1 07-13-2005 06:44 PM

Wow another contest :thumbsup

beta-tester 07-13-2005 06:52 PM

yeah cool :)
another one...

HizAzPhun 07-13-2005 06:53 PM

moving on up .. moving on up

toooo number fifty.

toooo number fifty.

poisson 07-13-2005 06:53 PM

Ok, i'll try this

e5hosting 07-13-2005 06:57 PM

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

poisson 07-13-2005 06:58 PM

:1orglaugh :pimp
Quote:

Originally Posted by e5hosting
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"


e5hosting 07-13-2005 06:59 PM

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

:)

brand0n 07-13-2005 06:59 PM

congrads on your free hosting woj

beta-tester 07-13-2005 06:59 PM

so, shall we go for some hosting :) ?

beta-tester 07-13-2005 07:03 PM

ok, I need some hosting :) (for some seo) and I will try to win this :)

poisson 07-13-2005 07:06 PM

30 :winkwink:

boner 2.0 07-13-2005 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
congrads on your free hosting woj

hahaha :1orglaugh

boner 2.0 07-13-2005 07:09 PM

One last bump before I go... I'll miss this one too :Oh crap

poisson 07-13-2005 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boner 2.0
One last bump before I go... I'll miss this one too :Oh crap


Thx for the bump Boner, have fun nor good night.

kektex 07-13-2005 07:17 PM

Here`s to the free woj hosting!

beta-tester 07-13-2005 07:23 PM

ok, I have to sleep...

pornstar2pac 07-13-2005 07:25 PM

don't wake woj up. he thinks it's a slow wed.

poisson 07-13-2005 07:25 PM

Are we there yet?

kektex 07-13-2005 07:26 PM

Come on I want free hosting! I need to go study!

adonthenet 07-13-2005 07:28 PM

cool deal haha

beta-tester 07-13-2005 07:29 PM

10 to go....

e5hosting 07-13-2005 07:29 PM

getting close to 50

e5hosting 07-13-2005 07:30 PM

Moving fast

pornstar2pac 07-13-2005 07:30 PM

maybe woj is taking a nap

pxxx 07-13-2005 07:31 PM

This is a great deal.

jawanda 07-13-2005 07:31 PM

pretty nice contest man! :thumbsup

e5hosting 07-13-2005 07:31 PM

Five more

jawanda 07-13-2005 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornstar2pac
maybe woj is taking a nap


lol wheres here been???

pornstar2pac 07-13-2005 07:32 PM

fuck you woj

jawanda 07-13-2005 07:32 PM

skank my balls

beta-tester 07-13-2005 07:32 PM

Cool, I need some hosting :)
Thanks.


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