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hilly 07-13-2005 05:45 PM

Another reason not to use London Underground
 
Facts which you are going to wish you hadn't read:

During Autumn of 2000, a team of scientists at the Department of
Forensics at University College London removed a row of passenger seats from a Central Line tube carriage for analysis and transformation into cleanliness. Despite London Underground's claim that the interior of their trains are cleaned
on a regular basis, the scientists made some alarming discoveries. The analysis was broken down:

This is what was found on the surface of the seats:
- 4 types of hair sample (human, mouse, rat, dog)
- 7 types of insect (mostly fleas, mostly alive)
- vomit originating from at least 9 separate people
- human urine originating from at least 4 separate people
- human excrement
- rodent excrement
- human semen

When the seats were taken apart, they found:
- the remains of 6 mice
- the remains of 2 large rats
- 1 previously unheard of fungus

It is estimated that by holding one of the armrests, you are
transferring, to your body, the natural oils and sweat from as many as 400 different people.

It is estimated that it is generally healthier to smoke five cigarettes a day than to travel for one hour a day on the London Underground. It is far more hygienic to wipe your hand on the inside of a recently flushed toilet bowl before eating, than to wipe your hand on a London Underground seat before eating.

It is estimated that, within London, more work sick-days are taken
because of bugs picked up whilst travelling on the London Underground than for
any other reason (including alcohol).

imageman 07-13-2005 05:48 PM

After reading this i am so happy i stopped having to ride the tube 10 years ago.

Quote:

Originally Posted by hilly
Facts which you are going to wish you hadn't read:

During Autumn of 2000, a team of scientists at the Department of
Forensics at University College London removed a row of passenger seats from a Central Line tube carriage for analysis and transformation into cleanliness. Despite London Underground's claim that the interior of their trains are cleaned
on a regular basis, the scientists made some alarming discoveries. The analysis was broken down:

This is what was found on the surface of the seats:
- 4 types of hair sample (human, mouse, rat, dog)
- 7 types of insect (mostly fleas, mostly alive)
- vomit originating from at least 9 separate people
- human urine originating from at least 4 separate people
- human excrement
- rodent excrement
- human semen

When the seats were taken apart, they found:
- the remains of 6 mice
- the remains of 2 large rats
- 1 previously unheard of fungus

It is estimated that by holding one of the armrests, you are
transferring, to your body, the natural oils and sweat from as many as 400 different people.

It is estimated that it is generally healthier to smoke five cigarettes a day than to travel for one hour a day on the London Underground. It is far more hygienic to wipe your hand on the inside of a recently flushed toilet bowl before eating, than to wipe your hand on a London Underground seat before eating.

It is estimated that, within London, more work sick-days are taken
because of bugs picked up whilst travelling on the London Underground than for
any other reason (including alcohol).


Expo_Vids 07-13-2005 05:58 PM

The tube is still 100 times cleaner than the Paris underground.

CheneyRumsfeld 07-13-2005 06:05 PM

are you shitting me?
you can find a hell of alot more in any fast food joint.

imageman 07-13-2005 06:07 PM

Give me a list of the restaurants you go to so i can avoid them

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld
are you shitting me?
you can find a hell of alot more in any fast food joint.


thaifan99 07-13-2005 06:11 PM

hehe.i remember that story..........


Worst thing about the underground now is the heat..........unbearable!

digifan 07-13-2005 06:13 PM

Uhm.. these are pretty disgusting :(

xclusive 07-13-2005 06:15 PM

Ok that's just nasty

BuggyG 07-13-2005 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imageman
Give me a list of the restaurants you go to so i can avoid them

ROFL!!! you got a point :1orglaugh :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Probono 07-13-2005 07:28 PM

They need to do a NY Subway seat for a baseline

PixeLs 07-13-2005 07:30 PM

I think that's more alarming than the bomb scares..lol

loverboy 07-14-2005 08:54 AM

time to avoid the subway

:smokin

imageman 07-14-2005 09:20 AM

Hong Kong
 
Best subways in the world are in Hong Kong. Amazing all Stainless steel no doors between carriages, seats are all stainless no materials to soak up the piss. The one problem is if the train stops sharply you slide 20 feet along the seat as its so smooth and runs the full length of the train. Its great to stand in the middle of a carriage and watch as the train snakes through the tunnels it actually seems like your in the stomach of a snake.

Anyway these trains are sterile

DutchTeenCash 07-14-2005 09:23 AM

some restaurants get that as test results

SGS 07-14-2005 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hilly
Facts which you are going to wish you hadn't read:

During Autumn of 2000, a team of scientists at the Department of
Forensics at University College London removed a row of passenger seats from a Central Line tube carriage for analysis and transformation into cleanliness. Despite London Underground's claim that the interior of their trains are cleaned
on a regular basis, the scientists made some alarming discoveries. The analysis was broken down:

This is what was found on the surface of the seats:
- 4 types of hair sample (human, mouse, rat, dog)
- 7 types of insect (mostly fleas, mostly alive)
- vomit originating from at least 9 separate people
- human urine originating from at least 4 separate people
- human excrement
- rodent excrement
- human semen

When the seats were taken apart, they found:
- the remains of 6 mice
- the remains of 2 large rats
- 1 previously unheard of fungus

It is estimated that by holding one of the armrests, you are
transferring, to your body, the natural oils and sweat from as many as 400 different people.

It is estimated that it is generally healthier to smoke five cigarettes a day than to travel for one hour a day on the London Underground. It is far more hygienic to wipe your hand on the inside of a recently flushed toilet bowl before eating, than to wipe your hand on a London Underground seat before eating.

It is estimated that, within London, more work sick-days are taken
because of bugs picked up whilst travelling on the London Underground than for
any other reason (including alcohol).


I have used cabs since the Kings Cross fire.

Rochard 07-14-2005 09:33 AM

You would be stunned at what you find in any public place - or any residential home. Even the pillows on your bed are infested.

I took a course on germs once. Know what I leanred? There is one single place that has more germs than any other place on earth. It's in a woman's snatch. We wash our hands after going to the bathroom, yet we savor the taste of a woman's juices in our mouth. Go figure.

Johny Traffic 07-14-2005 09:34 AM

Quote:

It is estimated that it is generally healthier to smoke five cigarettes a day than to travel for one hour a day on the London Underground.
I love this the most. I wonder how many people travel for 1 hour a day on the tube when most people travel 5 minutes max.


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