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S P A N N O W 07-13-2005 10:56 AM
Dude puts a CAMEL SPIDER in his mouth - WTF?!?!?!?!
 
http://www.uniquepeek.com/fusion_pag...hp?page_id=166

:helpme

StuartD 07-13-2005 10:57 AM
brave brave man!

Buddy 07-13-2005 10:57 AM
I don't even need to look.
I'd probably never sleep again.

brand0n 07-13-2005 10:58 AM
that was a small 1, i thought he was going to pull one of those quarter pounder looking fuckers

Ice 07-13-2005 10:58 AM
nice boy but about as sharp as a bowling ball :)

Rilose 07-13-2005 10:58 AM
Sharp as a marble !

sicone 07-13-2005 10:58 AM
Was a nasty looking creature.. even for a small one

Scott McD 07-13-2005 10:59 AM
Wtf !! :eek7 :eek7

psili 07-13-2005 11:00 AM
Gross.

But much like putting any other non poisonous insect in your mouth.

http://www.camel-spiders.net/faq.php

Ramos 07-13-2005 11:01 AM
Thank God I got out!

WillyFRESH 07-13-2005 11:03 AM
dude is fuckin crazy

Platinum Red 07-13-2005 11:05 AM
the dum things that people do. and the ppl that record them

LittleSassy 07-13-2005 11:06 AM
uh...im not clickin that.....:(
i saw one eating a spider (dunno its name) and its goddam gross!!!:Oh crap

sickkittens 07-13-2005 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by LittleSassy
uh...im not clickin that.....:(
i saw one eating a spider (dunno its name) and its goddam gross!!!:Oh crap

It's actually not bad. It's a small one anyways.

GatorB 07-13-2005 11:10 AM
That America's finest fighting for our freedom. Imagine of he got hurt doing that we'd get to pay for his medical bills too.

flirty 07-13-2005 11:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
brave brave man!
no really. i think he's crazy :disgust

Buddy 07-13-2005 11:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LittleSassy
uh...im not clickin that.....:(
i saw one eating a spider (dunno its name)
It was Eddie. Little Eddie eight legs and that fucker ate him!

jacked 07-13-2005 11:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GatorB
That America's finest fighting for our freedom. Imagine of he got hurt doing that we'd get to pay for his medical bills too.
:1orglaugh thats fucking shot

what do you expect them to do when their not in combat... fucktard i don't see you in iraq trying to protect our freedom... i dont' think you went through 6 months of training to get shipped half way around the world from your family to protect someone elses freedom...

Tim 07-13-2005 11:24 AM
Yuck! :(

psili 07-13-2005 11:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sickkittens
It's actually not bad.
And totally harmless.

Some misconceptions about the "scary" creature:

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# Camel spiders can traverse desert sand at speeds up to 25 MPH, making screaming noises as they run.

# Camel spiders can jump several feet in the air.

# Camel spiders eat the stomachs of camels and lay their eggs there, hence the name "camel spider." (Legend includes the detail that camel spiders eat camel stomachs from either the outside in or the inside out. In the former case they supposedly jump up from the ground and grab onto camels' bellies from underneath; in the latter case exactly how spiders allegedly as large as dinner plates get into camels' stomachs intact remains unexplained.)

# Camel spiders are venomous, and their venom contains a powerful anesthetic that numbs their victims (thus allowing them to gnaw away at living, immobilized animals without being noticed). U.S. soldiers were said to have been attacked by camel spiders at night but remained completely unaware of their plight until they awakened in the morning to find chunks of their flesh missing.
All false about the camel spider.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp

:)

taibo 07-13-2005 11:26 AM
"This is Jackass Iraq"

GatorB 07-13-2005 11:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jacked
:1orglaugh thats fucking shot

what do you expect them to do when their not in combat... fucktard i don't see you in iraq trying to protect our freedom... i dont' think you went through 6 months of training to get shipped half way around the world from your family to protect someone elses freedom...
A) Iraq is not about our freedom

B) 36 is too old to join the military

C) even if it was a bad back and bad leg from a car accident 11 years ago would disqualify me.

D) I have had family fight in the Civil War, WWI, WWII and Korea. My grandfather stormed the beaches at Normandy so your dumb ass can call me a fucktard on this boards. You're welcome.

Thomas1007 07-13-2005 11:30 AM
just gross
all spiders are gross
:2 cents: :helpme

Loryn 07-13-2005 11:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buddy
It was Eddie. Little Eddie eight legs and that fucker ate him!
Looks like Eddie was trying to crawl down his throat! :1orglaugh

seeric 07-13-2005 11:33 AM
figures. air force dude woulda never did that

Denis_SC 07-13-2005 11:36 AM
What's so special about that spider anyway ? Is it poisoned or something ?

GatorB 07-13-2005 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Denis_SC
What's so special about that spider anyway ? Is it poisoned or something ?
"supposedly" camel spiders would crawl on the faces of people sleeping in the desert and had a pain killing liquid in their bite so you couldn't feel it as they would eat your face. You'd wake up and half your face would be gone.

infectd 07-13-2005 12:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GatorB
"supposedly" camel spiders would crawl on the faces of people sleeping in the desert and had a pain killing liquid in their bite so you couldn't feel it as they would eat your face. You'd wake up and half your face would be gone.

Holy fuck thats scary

Metalsound 07-13-2005 12:21 PM
OMG!! Crazy shit!!

S P A N N O W 07-13-2005 01:38 PM
Ok so I finally watched it myself - THAT DUDE IS FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!! :throwup

chadglni 07-13-2005 01:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GatorB
"supposedly" camel spiders would crawl on the faces of people sleeping in the desert and had a pain killing liquid in their bite so you couldn't feel it as they would eat your face. You'd wake up and half your face would be gone.
Please tell me you really aren't this fucking stupid? In case you are I'd like to officially welcome you to the internet where half the shit you read is (obviously) made up.

MCP_Cristina 07-13-2005 02:41 PM
He can get in trouble... If something were to happen to him, under the UCMJ (Uniformed Code of Military Justice) that's willful destruction of Gov't property... But YUCK!!

MandyBlake 07-13-2005 02:43 PM
oh that's disgusting

Vitasoy 07-13-2005 02:44 PM
He is one crazy mofo

Hollywood Horwitz 07-13-2005 02:45 PM
watched it,hated it,moving on with my life..

gopsycho 07-13-2005 02:49 PM
I'd be impressed if he put one this size in his mouth

http://www.thefunnypage.com/camel-spiders/spider.jpg

Martin 07-13-2005 02:50 PM
after seeing body parts spread out across a few square blocks, not much would bother you anymore.

psili 07-13-2005 02:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gopsycho
I'd be impressed if he put one this size in his mouth
The pic is exaggerated. They only get around 5"-6" in diameter.

sefo 07-13-2005 02:54 PM
What a fake...... if you look closely you can see how he only puts it on his tongue and PRETENDS to swallow......then after a oh-shit-i'm-laughing-so-hard-i-cant-steady-shot-the-cam-to-see-him-actually-swallow-or-that-he-is-secretely-spitting-it-out move people think it is real and that he actually swallowed the thing.......

LIES !

a beginner magician could do it better

p.s. i'm only impressed if he were to REALLY swallow that thing down :)

Tanker 07-13-2005 02:55 PM
they are not venomous

XMaster 07-13-2005 03:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gopsycho
I'd be impressed if he put one this size in his mouth

http://www.thefunnypage.com/camel-spiders/spider.jpg
Optical illusion -> spider is very close to the lens and G.I. is in background :winkwink:

Sosa 07-13-2005 03:17 PM
fuck that, I hate spiders

S P A N N O W 07-13-2005 08:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by psili
The pic is exaggerated. They only get around 5"-6" in diameter.
Exaggerated or not - no way I'd do that!!! :throwup

Spunky 07-13-2005 08:56 PM
Gave me the willies looking at that :helpme

reynold 07-13-2005 09:17 PM
That's how their coping capability evolved after several months of stay in Iraq.


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