Fucking cleaning people..
 

How goddamn hard is it to put shit back when you're cleaning? I hate coming home when the housecleaners are here.. random shit is just sitting out somewhere. They dump the waste basket in the bathroom and then leave it sitting in the middle of the floor instead of putting back where it was.. and they LOVE unplugging all the electrical shit so I have to go around resetting the clocks and radio presets... fuckers.

I think it's time to get some new housekeepers.. (sigh)

I agree, put shit back where you found it 30 seconds before you cleaned it.

Ummm...get Russian house keepers they are the best.

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD 8!!!!

DH

E you need to hire a cute little Latina mamacita. After she's through cleaning she can "entertain".

yeah it think they like to yank your chain there buddy, how ever was funny as hell to read, and yet i do think you might want to give another housekeeper a change and make sure and point out that you dislike those things

lol...have you tried talking to them?

Threaten to phone immigration on them if they don't improve

well tha's what happens when ya get the little hotties to clean ur place
they start off doing good.. then ya get to clean them.. then they figure they do what they want
since ya rotated the tires... changed the oil.. lube their tubes.. etc.. etc... :1orglaugh

I bet they need extra money to set all things up precisely the way you left them.

My house keep rocks. She was rode hard and put away wet, but for $100 she works up a sweat cleaning my house.

FUCK YEAH!!!

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Did you even fucked her one time ? :D

Not really my style..

1) I've never paid for it
2) Don't shit where you eat

To everyone who's suggested that I talk to them: it's an agency, so often times it's different people each time, but I always give the agency two instructions:

1) put shit back into place
2) don't unplug anything electrical

Somehow it never seems to work..

If you have a service, get rid of it and hire an individual. I was MUCH happier with an individual doing it and I tried several services.

exactly.. it's what I tell everyone
don't shit where ya eat
be it with friends that have bars/clubs or friends that bring girls they pick up back to their place

One way to solve it is to clean up after your own lazy ass

i feel your pain. i have had a good housekeeper for 3 years, but before we hired her it was a crazy search. This one housekeeper used to bring her two 3 and 4 year old kids with her. :mad: we cut that shit out real quick. :1orglaugh

I work from home so when the housekeeper comes I am here in my office the whole time. so I can run a quick check on everything she's done - including whether or not she puts shit back. :thumbsup

that is a real luxury problem but i am having the same problem. or let my say my wife has the same problem. Every time she gets home she start putting things back on their place. and we got this woman already for 3 years and still things are not back on their plces after she is done. :(

What is it about housecleaners not putting shit back in place?

As for the comment about cleaning up after myself: I'm a pretty neat person, but I don't dust, I don't vacuum, and I definitely don't do bathrooms.. bleh.

i recommend you get an Asian housemaid. they are the best in housekeeping.

we have cleaners at the office and they don't even go near my desk...
its understandable when you have Bang My White Ass DVD on your desk... oops

time to set the rules and tell them how you feel

I had similar problems until I took the time to write it all out. It took forever to do but it saved so much time and frustration. The cleaners really want to do a good job, but well, the reason they're cleaners and not doing your job is because they need a bit of a nudge to get it right.

I went room by room and said what I wanted done and how I wanted the room left. When I used an agency I'd just leave a copy on the kitchen counter.

I've had a full time housekeeper for years so she knows where things go, but she's someone to blame if we can't find anything. :)

A detailed instruction "book" - that's actually a good idea.. thanks!

That's a good idea, or at least a smaller company, not a big name, so you always have the same crew.

My only problem with having an individual is they take SO MUCH longer. I would hate it when I would come home and she was cleaning my house. I felt like she was thinking "why cant you do this yourself?" !

you could always do it yourself

My version is "Don't shit in your own back yard" but still a very pimperish thing to say. :thumbsup

I have a full time housekeeper. Every once in a while I catch her sitting on her ass watching TV or calling Columbia. We have this little passive aggresive thing we do where I come home from a trip and leave my shit right inside the door for weeks until she un packs and washes it. She cooks this fish head soup crap that stinks up the whole house. My son is learning to speak with a spanish accent. My daughter thinks she's the shit because she doesn't wash clothes or clean her bathroom.

On the flip side... my house is like living in a hotel with housekeeping.
Fuckit... I'll prolly still end up shit canning her soon.

SixNine

LOL my girl is great!! She puts everything away right where she found it...Time to change agencies or get request the same girl all the time.

Did you ever notice how dirty most housekeepers own personal houses are? The three cleaning people I've used in the past - their homes are a wreck.

I was thinking about getting a live-in housekeeper/personal assistant (got a couple of spare bedrooms) but I've never pulled the trigger. (shrug)

yeah, we've got one that does that, she even unplugged my router a couple of times,
fortunately she hasn't unplugged the computers... yet

Hire those naked ones and stay home and watch them not put your shit away - At least you'll get some fun out of it haha

Ive got and idea !!! Do it yourself if you dont like the way she doing it.. Problem solved...

LIFE IS TOUGH FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKER AINT IT!!!!!

I'm thankful housekeeper problems are the extent of my problems, yes. =)