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Greg B 07-12-2005 05:59 PM

Scientists Make Monkeys With Human Brains
 
It's a madhouse! A madhouse! Planet of the Apes!
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Warning On
'Human-Brained' Monkeys
By Nick Buchan
news.com.au
7-12-5

Scientists have been warned that their latest experiments may accidently produce monkeys with brains more human than animal.

In cutting-edge experiments, scientists have injected human brain cells into monkey fetuses to study the effects.

Critics argue that if these fetuses are allowed to develop into self-aware subjects, science will be thrown into an ethical nightmare.

An eminent committee of American scientists will call for restrictions into the research, saying the outcome of such studies cannot be predicted and may in fact produce subjects with a 'super-animal' intelligence.

The high-powered committee of animal behaviourists, lawyers, philosophers, bio-ethicists and neuro-scientists was established four years ago to examine the growing numbers of human/monkey experiments.

These procedures, known as 'human-primate chimeras', involve the combination of human and monkey cells, tissue and DNA to observe any effect and examine the possibility that such combination could actually exist.

Chimeras are mythical monsters from Greek literature, which combined various bodyparts from lions, goats nd snakes.

This team will soon publish its conclusions in leading journal Science. In the report the committee will address such unsettling questions as whether introducing human cells into non-human primate brains could cause "significant physical or biochemical changes that make the brain more human-like" and how those changes could be detected.

The committee will also examine how detectable differences in the monkey's brains, for example emotional or behavioural changes, or if the monkeys developed 'self awareness', could be measured - and dealt with.

"What we were trying to do was anticipate - recognising that if science were to take that path there might be some different kinds of moral challenges." said committee co-chairman Dr Ruth Faden, a professor in biomedical ethics.


http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117...-13762,00.html

Sam Granger 07-12-2005 06:03 PM

Thats freaky!

Greg B 07-12-2005 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam Granger
Thats freaky!

Yeah! As if we don't have enough natural Republicans now scientists are genetically engineering them!

Pleasurepays 07-12-2005 06:08 PM

some of them are webmasters reading this thread, i am sure.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wdsguy 07-12-2005 06:38 PM

one day we will be calling the apes "master"

mardigras 07-12-2005 06:42 PM

They did this the other way around before and we elected it president :upsidedow

Worldnet 07-12-2005 07:12 PM

http://www.faem.com/natvan/bassou.htm

reed_4 07-12-2005 07:16 PM

oMg! the "planet of the apes" will come true....what a horrible thing that could happen.

PixeLs 07-12-2005 07:18 PM

Hail to teh monkey masters.

sherie 07-12-2005 08:35 PM

Why is that even necessary? I don't get it...so the poor monkey's can now be aware they are made for testing?? Like wtf is wrong with these people? Ugh humans suck sometimes!

AmateurFlix 07-12-2005 09:13 PM

http://www.epmarketsales.com/planetofapes.jpg

sniperwolf 07-12-2005 09:17 PM

that's just too much...

Greg B 07-12-2005 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy
one day we will be calling the apes "master"

ROFLMAO!!! Reminds me of that scene in "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" when Jay is about to attack that orangutan and fantasizes that if he doesn't intelligent monkeys will take over the earth.

That shit was fuuuuunnnny!

sexxxydesign.com 07-12-2005 10:50 PM

whats the source of that news? National Enquirer?

Dagwolf 07-12-2005 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by mardigras
They did this the other way around before and we elected it president :upsidedow

http://gfysigwhore.com/images/bushmore.jpg

Mr. Pat 07-12-2005 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

:1orglaugh Mount Bushmore! only this particular mountain is totally EMPTY on the inside!

Mr. Pat 07-12-2005 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Worldnet

oh great! there's the next supreme court nominee!

Abyss_Vee 07-12-2005 11:44 PM

cheaper labor not a bad idea

Greg B 07-12-2005 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxeneizexxx
whats the source of that news? National Enquirer?

Read the first post. The source link is at the bottom.


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