What pet name do you call your girlfriend or boyfriend
 

I call my girl Honey Bun, Sexy ,or my little mermaid cause she has red hair :winkwink:

I call her kunt or whore... ie. "Hey kunt, go make me some fucking breakfast you stinky whore..."

Something to that effect

She's just happy when I call her.

Sylvia. . .

Yes Mickey?

How do you call your loverboy?

Oh loverboy!!

And if he doesn't answer?

C'mere loverboy!!

And if he still doesn't answer??

I'll simply say. . .baby. . . ooooohhhhh baby.. . .my sweet baby. . . .you're the one!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Bubs Bubster, or Bubby.

Damn you guys must be single. I tried kunt once LOL

my names for her: booty girl, baby, darling, bolt neck, retarded barnacle

her names for me - too offensive to list!

LOL @ Bolt Neck and Retarded Barnacle :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Pooker

Yeah... what?

My lady has taken to calling me "her noodle" at the moment.

Fucking embarrassing.

I call my husband daddy or papa. He calls me B or mama

I'm guilty of this shit too....I call my girl 'Peanut'. No fucking idea why heh.

my girlfriend is my cookie ;)

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nasty little fuck slut

Sausage Slurper
Ms. Hairy Beef Curtains
Queen Busty Amateur Stink Box

If I'm feeling affectionate, I'll call her my abyss of lovable "steamy fish yogurt"

LOL I also call her Hoochie sometimes

fat cow or bitch

its 'hey, you!' nowadays, since i dont bother with relationships and hence have no need for long term names. for the last gf, it was 'kundicko' (pronounced coondichkoh), which is a diminutive for kunt. slavic languages are interesting this way - even something offensive can be made cute and affectionate with the use of a diminutive. it wasnt my native language though, so maybe it was offensive, im just going off the fact that she didnt dump me ;)

"Lots Partner" and "Pussy Hole"









(some will think I'm kidding)

My woman calls me Sexy Beast.

:1orglaugh

Dork

5678

Damn you, that's what I call mine, I want royalties! :pimp

Rowr, I love it when you talk dirty, I'll be upstairs in 5 :P

I thought that was what you called me? :winkwink: :1orglaugh

Aww yeah, nothing like a nooner.

I thought that was our little secret? :helpme


:winkwink:

Oops!! The secret is out. Me and LadyM will have to make it up to you. :kisskiss

How fucking hot is that?! :upsidedow

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Time to break out the Honey poos and kiss ass :1orglaugh

Thats right biaaatch :winkwink:

the typical name is Baby or Sexy for the girl I am with ( at the time).

The last girlfriend that I had, we were together for 4 yrs and called each other Pookie.
:1orglaugh

Use to be BabyGirl :-(

:smokin :Graucho

OH!.. so many names. Probably most used is 'honey' and I'll leave it at dat. :winkwink:

PooPoo head, or Princess of the pillow!

PooPoohead :1orglaugh

I normally dont do that.

aww how sweet..

this thread wouldn't be complete without a pic of Skufty's balls

http://www.hjorleifson.com/skufty/balls.jpg

I call him, Daddy!!

We both became parents for the first time, 6 months ago :-)
I call my son, SuggaBugga Boy, and now our African Grey Parrot says the same, lol!
We just wonder, when our son will tell me to stop it! hehe

c'mere cock

Skufty can suck my salty balls.

pumpkin

don't tell him I told you that. LOL

"little slug" :love2suck