Revenge
 

Do you like getting your revenge on someone as soon as possible, or do you like to wait it out until the perfect time?

Depends on the situation..if you waste time thinking about the past and how to get back at something isn't really healthy

Wait until the perfect time, the longer the better...

someone must have pissed you off pretty bad that you want revenge ;)

revenge is best when you wait. let them forget about you, forgot what even happened. then one day, let them have it. :pimp

wait, that way you can see if it's really something worth getting revenge over or if you're just mad in the heat of the moment

A elephant never forgets

Who pissed you off?

are you calling me fat? :321GFY :1orglaugh

didnt you say you were going to bed? :)

ICQ coming your way.

If they really fucked you over wait and then do it anonomously.

Idea one: When they are out of town for the weekend open there window. Put their garden hose in and turn it on

Idea two: Send in magazine subscription cards to tons of mags - adult and otherwise and put it in there teeenage sons name.

Idea three: bologna will take the paint off of a car if left overnight

Need more ideas?

I got a ton --- A woman scorned -- hehehaha -- evil laugh

No one recently, but thats not saying the list is empty. :)

timing is everything

*La vengence est un plat qui se mange froid. Vengance is a meal that you eat cold

Reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Mr. Burns said "Revenge is a dish best served cold." I agree with him. :)

Do it quick and get on with your life. Real life is not like TV so get over it.

They often base TV around real life.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

revenge is definitely a dish best served cold. case in point: you may want to punch someone when he insults you, but that will result in a fight and chances are it wont be a revenge deal as much as mutual pain deal. wait for a while, and then out of the blue, punch the dude. hell be thinking wtf!? much better for entertainment value as well. for bonus points, do it in front of his girlfriend.

Well, I look at revenge and a bank as similar things. When a bank loans you money you pay it back over a long period of time with interest. If you're going to get revenge on someone, why not charge them interest and make them pay over a long period of time?

Revenge will do us no good. there is such thing called "karma" and that is just worser than taking a revenge.

i like to wait it out

YARGH! I swear I didn't know it was your girlfriend. I'm so sorry man.

depends on the situation.

I have a LOT of delicious revenge ideas. How elaborate do you want? *Note: Piss me off at your own risk*

HAHA, is it really necessary to piss you off to learn of your ideas?

Of course not. Which gems shall I share?

You all saw MASH the movie. You know then about how Hot Lips and Maj.
Burns were caught going at it in her tent by a mike which broadcast the
event to the whole camp...Do that to someone you suspect is gay. Only
broadcast it so everyone in TOWN can hear it.


Deflate the tires on your enemy's transportation. Krazy Glue the valves
shut and the tires to the wheel's rim.



The Asshole Next Door:

During the night (or when they're not home) take 10 packs of the old Alka-seltzer and drop it down his hose, then fill the open end up with Glue (a caulking gun works best). Then wait till he tries to water his lawn and watch the hose explode in his face.

Break up the Alka-seltzer and sprinkle it all over his lawn.
Feed it to his dog. (It makes them Fart Bad!!!)
Put it in his Gas Tank of his car. The more you put in the better.


Send in subscriptions to embarasing magazines in the victim's name. Make sure to check "Bill Me".
Send off a request in the victims name to numerous foriegn postage stamp bureaus requesting ordering information, to be put on mailing lists, etc. The response is quite astounding.
Get change of address cards from the post office and change the victim's address to someplace like Guam.

Fill the shower head with dry temper paint, onion salt, easter egg pellets or the like. Lifesavers are great since they disolve and then reform on the victim. The victim will feel sticky afterwards and of course the solution to that is to take another shower...


Purchase several hundred crickets from the local pet store and release them everywhere. (and I do mean everywhere) Crickets are quite noisy and should result in a few sleepless nights.


Get lots of cheap alarm clocks and set them to go off at 3:00am and every 20 minutes thereafter. Hide them well.









Or are you looking for something a bit more on the evil side?

I am going to tell your wife you're fooling around on her. Shes sleeping now, I don't want to wake her, so I'll just wait until tomorrow after she cooks me pancakes naked.

HAHAHA, me and one of my friends actually did this a couple years ago, only we released them at the food court in the mall. :1orglaugh

Want the really evil shit?

Does it involve anyone ending up on ogrish.com?

Depends on whether or not you get caught.

Interesting.

Find out which bank your mark uses and call them. Tell them you're away on vacation and your Aunt just informed you that your house had been broken into. The thieves took all of your banking stuff including your checkbooks, savings passbook, and ATM card.
They'll immediately put a "freeze" on his account and he'll have to go through extra steps when he tries to withdraw and money. If he writes a check it probably will bounce and if he tries to use his ATM card the machine will eat it and he won't get it back until he's cleared up things with the bank.



find someone who is a victim of a hit and run. Call the person or the police and make an annonymous report that you were there when it happened and you saw the license plate on the car. Give them your mark's plate number.


Some magazines let you use a credit card to pay for the subscription. Use someone else's card and when the owner of the card gets his bill, they'll investigate it and eventually narrow it down to your mark's address.


There's a couple more that are really fucked up. :) Want 'em?

The revenge is so sweeter when you wait for them to forget about it. :2 cents:

Fuck revenge, give me justice.

(This one works great if the target has carpeted floors and an assload of knick-knacks or computer stuff)

Wait until your target is away from their home, office, or dorm room. The door must be locked with no way for you to get inside; otherwise the mystery behind The Blizzard will not have the desired effect. Pile up the talcum powder or baby powder in front of the crack of their door. The crack must be significant enough for a breeze to go under it. If there is a rubber door stop, you're fucked so find a window or something. Once you have the appropriate entrance complete with gap. Pile up the talcum/baby powder and turn on the hair dryer. The inside of the room with fill with power and its light, fluffy texture will enable it to coat everything in the room. When the victim gets home, he'll have no idea how this happened and it will take him hours to clean it all up.

Good stuff Tala.


I'm a bit of an old school guy when it comes to these things. I say go upper deck on 'em.

Use his bathroom and take a nice greesy shit in the top of his tank. couple of weeks and he won't know what hit him. LOL ( also works good in air vents. just a bit more of a hassle)

I am a smart enemy. I'll always wait for teh perfect time to attack my enemy.
"I don't get mad, I get even."