What a night!
 

OH MY GOD! I gotta tell you folks. I just can not keep it to my self any longer...

I had the time of my life last night. Nothing on heaven or earth can possibly compare to the wonderful sensations that I experienced. No, I am not talking about taking ecstasy or dropping a hit of acid. I am talking about the absolutely MAGICAL way in which my unmentionables were gently cradled, caressed, licked, and fondled.

This exquisite treatment lasted for at least 2 hours while I blissfully lay on my back and enjoyed every succulent moment of it. Once this phase was complete, I mounted my "friend with benefits" from behind and drove all 3 inches of my cock (most like it that thick) balls deep into the tightest ass I have EVER encountered.

I am telling you... this was the best ass banging I have ever given in my life! The little bitch was a screamer too. I have never been into the screamers because I think it all sounds fake, but you could tell that this was the real full meal deal.

The coolest thing about this is that I followed Leykis 101 to a fucking "T" and I did not drop a dime on my date. In fact, my date flew up to Oregon, bought me dinner, and even paid for the hotel without asking me for one red cent. How cool is that?

Anyway... to make a long story short... I guess this was just a one night stand because when I woke up this morning and rolled over, all that was in the bed next to me was 3 dozen, long stemmed, red roses and a note that was signed... "Love, Lensman. XoXoXo."

hahahaha....aaron loves the cock ; )

i knew it!

Read the initial post again. I was the pitcher... ya know... the boy dog.

Aaron loves the ass, not the cock. :p

ahhhhh i see now....my bad dawg.

As long as your the one layin the wood.

wow. how many lensman's are there?

I always thought Soul Rebel was lying about the tales of love between him and Lensman but now it all seems more plausable.

So THAT'S where Lensman was last night, eh? Aaron you BITCH!!!!! What the fuck do YOU have that I don't have? My dick is bigger, I KNOW because I bought the biggest one I could fucking get my hands on, my tits ARE way bigger because YOU don't even have those. WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! YOU swallow right?

Lensman!!!!!! *crying uncontrolably* WHY?? WHY did you stand me up? I had dinner ready and my strap on and everything.

Aaron, you WILL pay for this you man stealing bitch!!!!!

*storming out the door*

Hi all,

:thumbsup

Thank you!!!!!!

Greetings,

Sebastiaan

WTF? Get lost!

ok I guess I missed the point, I thought I was on a different thread for a second there............ we are having a lover's quarrel here, why don't YOU go play in heavy traffic or something?

lmao

He wants pictures of your night of passion - leave the guy alone!

well funnt he posted the exact same thing on MY thread about women and driving? Does he also want a woman to run his ass over?

Oh yeah and he posted it yet again on Lens' post about board time? Is he also needing someone to tell him what time it is and what time he is going to get his ass banned?

LMAO

That guy sounds a lot like the missing in action nickbauw or whatever that spamming fool was called. Funny how he's gone and this numnuts shows up. Ah it's all good; next thing you know sebastian will be selling us soopah doopah targeted search engine traffic.

Are we talking about the same Aaron here?

Jason.

Aaron likes the 49 cent cheesburgers .... he's got man-boobs Tam :D

Aaron, we going to have to throw some water to cool you down you fucking horn dog? Damn! Don't gloat so much on here, 'cause I know most of the guys in here aren't getting a decent lay on a regular basis like us! And they say Seattle sucks. Ha!

LOL

WTF? "Man stealing bitch?" Look sweetheart, Lens came on to me. He made the choice to venture to Portland for our rendezvous and he never mention you...not even ONCE! Come to think of it, he did keep doing this really weird thing... every once in a while, he would scream "CLICK!" at the top of his lungs. There seemed to be a pattern because he would only scream it 12 times in a row and then go back to the whimpering. Not sure what that means but it was pretty odd.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Peace

Aaron, you are a sick, sick man....

You almost make me proud.....

YES... another Tom Leykis fan.

Tom Leykis is the fucking man.

Leykis 101 should be a mandatory course for men when they turn 16.

I thought it was. We need to pass a law about this! Who wants to start a petition?

Tom would be so proud of you.

who the fuck is Tom Leykis

On "Politically Incorrect" in February 1999, Leykis defended his position amid a hostile group of female panelists: "We don't fall in love with you until we get some tail!...If you think that we hear a word you say before we get in your panties, let me tell you something, we don't!"


Now tell me? Is that right on the fucking money or what?