The Scientology Tom Cruise Didn't Tell You About......
 

Some excerpts:

Those seeking spiritual release must pass through five levels of liberation; in addition to lectures on the glories of Scientology, initiates must answer a long series of questions, often highly personal, while clutching two tin cans wired to an 'E-meter,' an electrical gadget reputed to be also capable of communicating with inanimate objects (in one such experiment Hubbard was in touch with tomatoes).

From Meddling with Minds
Aug. 23, 1968

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A brilliant and eccentric man, who, despite disclaimers, still controls the cult, Hubbard was once a successful science-fiction writer. In 1949, he seemed to predict his own future in a jocular speech to a convention of fellow authors: 'Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wanted to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion.'

From A Sci-Fi Faith
Apr. 5, 1976

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As proclaimed by Hubbard, Scientology is a religion that sees life as a relentless struggle to erase painful mental images (called 'engrams' in the cult's jargon) that block a person from achieving his full potential and that may accumulate through his successive incarnations. Hubbard has insisted that he lived through a series of incarnations and that he was in fact 74 trillion years old.

From Mystery of the Vanished Ruler
Jan. 31, 1983

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Now, the founder of still another cult, he [Hubbard] claims to have discovered the ultimate secrets of life and the universe, and to be able to cure everything, including cancer. For the cult, L. (for Lafayette) Ron (for Ronald) Hubbard has whipped up the bastard word 'Scientology,' which he defines as 'knowing about knowing' or 'the science of knowledge.' His latest ology is compounded of equal parts of science fiction, dianetics (with 'auditing,' 'preclears' and engrams), and plain jabberwocky.


From Remember Venus?
Dec. 22, 1952

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A cult that makes its faithful pay thru the nose to advance in its levels and achieve a type of 'enlightenment' by paying for very expensive sessions to 'clear' their personal blockages. Imagine, paying to clutch a few cans while answering insipid questions. However, the stars don't pay and are pampered to further promote the agenda. But if Tom must claim it, it must be so. He's been 'cured' of even dyslexia by clutching tin cans and answering questions until he got a 'clear'.

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I personally find claims such as "I'm 74 trillion years old" and "scientology cures cancer" proof enough. I know without knowing that it's for real and that all the proof I need. Tom Cruise is the second coming of Hubbard. He is the true son of Hubbard.

Scientology's main premise is that our bodies have been invaded by space aliens called Thetans which make us feel bad. You have to pay the Church around $1MM to rent a Thetan Collector to remove the aliens. I kid you not.

me and my buddy joined for a couple of weeks. it's all mind control bullshit.

If Hubbard is in fact 74 trillion years old... Could Cruise not be his genetically engineered, non identical clone? Maybe it's all a conspiracy and Cruise is the new and improved super hubbard here to transform us all into Scientoligists! :error :error :error :error :error :error :error :error :error :error :error

Wow this sounds a lot more legit now lol

I find it no more absurd than any other religion...

Im waiting for Steve King to start a religion that will be a fun one lol

I thought it was like the mob - once you're in, they don't let you out?

It's a nice money making scam. if it works (at making money) good luck to them. there's always suckers in this world. more info at:

http://www.xenu.net/

a lady in my moms adult foster home is scientology - i dont pratice it but I have seen it work

She does not go to the doctor
she wont take meds

she prays and studys

She had a stroke recently

her left side was out for about two months and then one day she had full control over it again

she never gets sick
she is 99 years old
she has perfect memory


its amazing

Hmmmmm
L. Ron Hubbard ? Date of Death: 24 January 1986

My new religion is called the Cult of the Cock. It only admits women I select from a meeting of the wannabees and they must prove they can worship at my personal altar.

oh brother. there have been plenty of 99 year olds around like that. it doesn't mean that SCIENTOLOGY WORKS OMG1!! i really hope you were being sarcastic, i'm hungover so I can't see it if so.

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I like your new religion :thumbsup

I'm with you in hoping they were being sarcastic

Then explain it ?
Explain how this lady who takes no meds
no nothing
ALL her life
at 99
has a strike
and recovers fully one night


I dont preach this sutff nor do I pratice is

but whatever she is doing work s

i'll tell you why, because she takes no meds!

the large majority of medications approved by the us gov. and fed to society do more harm to your body than good. they only suppress what it is you're attempting to treat by fucking with something else in your body (to be blunt). and it leads to poor health in the future. why are these drugs approved and prescribed by doctors? $.

riiiiiiight

a religion invented by a science fiction writer cures strokes. good one.

he died when he was 75, an average lifespan, yet claimed to have cures for everything.

what a charlatan.

one word: placebo

Sad to hear this over and over from people who should know better. While science isn't perfect, the vast majority of FDA approved drugs do work as advertised (they have all been confirmed by double blind studies.)

Its an urban legend. The fact is, that with all the chemicals and drugs used today people live longer and healthier lives than ever.

Its not to say that certain drugs are not over-prescribed or misused.

well maybe i worded that a bit wrong,

what I mean is a lot of the drugs prescribed today wouldn't be needed if people ate right and exercised regularly, the medications they take are a poor unhealthy alternative to correcting the root problem.

and there also have been studies that correlate a lot of the most commonly used drugs with negative health effects down the road. and studies about vaccinations which are strongly linked to being the cause of many things we suffer from today. allergies / colds / general sickness.

i think the use of all these medications is simply rampant, our body has its own immune system which will handle nearly all of our problems fine on its own. people are too quick to take action with medication, USA being the leader, and ironically enough we're also the leader of being one of the most unhealthy countries as well.

thats not any more far-fetched than any other religion. i am sure you can make all sorts of arguments for the emotional, medical and spiritual benefits of sucking cock and ingesting sperm - mix 1/2 truths with some mythology and find a charismatic speaker, write a book and outline a basic cocksucking program that involves them giving you money and you are off. be really smart like L Ron Hubbard and open a "Celebrity Cocksucking Center" and reap the benefits of constant celebrity endorsements.

Please you don't have an answer so it's MUST be Scientology? Same crap explainations Christians have for everything. How about people that are NOT Scientologist that live to be 110 or more? How did that woman in France ever live to be 122 without it?

this is the brilliance of a new religion and L Ron Hubbard had absolutely no fucking idea how far drugs would go in the US when he dreampt this shit up. he took a few basic ideas that are really hard to argue against and turned them from common sense ideas into a quasi-science by surrounding it with a bunch of additional, meaningless jargon to make the ideas more identifiable with scientology.

of course its easy to get people to agree not to perscribe powerful drugs with harmful side effects while promoting the benefits of a healthy lifestyle (emotionally and physically). thats not "scientology" - thats a simple bit of common sense lost on a society of people looking for a magic pill to fix everything.

people talk about scientology as if these ideas are new or widely rejected by society. i think that most people understand the power of the mind over the body. i think most people understand (or should at least) that doctors are wildly out of control perscribing medicines in the USA. i would like to think that its just fucking common sense that instead of taking Lipitor for high cholesterol and being worse off with the side effects than the risk of cardiac arrest.... is not only stupid but irresponsible of a doctor to prescribe it, when all you really need to do is correct your diet and exercise and your chlosterol levels will normalize quite quickly. - thats not scientology, thats basic health and nutrition.

i am really only bitter that i did not think of this first.
:)

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