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Classy Cassie 07-10-2005 12:40 AM

KMR_Glitch - My BMW M3 vs. Your Camaro SS. A challenge!
 
It is obvious why you are stalking me. Let's set that aside. Again, I will NOT do free cam sex with you. Pay for it, chump! :321GFY

Regardless, I say my 2005 BMW M3 will rape your mullet driven 2000 Camaro. I have 333 horsies to the rear. What do you got, honcho?

I can drive it to the projects you live in sometime in fall as I am busy with my home renovations and my cam job.

You willing to go?

And how the FUCK do you polish those teeth? You look like a llama in heat! :)

Tom Cruise 07-10-2005 12:41 AM

I'm faded.

KMR Stitch 07-10-2005 12:41 AM

Lmao?


Who said it was a 2000?


Funny I haven't been on ICQ talking to anyone.


Do you want to race for slips? I got mine where is yours?

Clicky_Bucks 07-10-2005 12:41 AM

Straight line? The Camaro will annihilate you. It won't even be close.

Mako 07-10-2005 12:42 AM

Why has Classy Cassie (fake nick) not been banned yet? What's the hold up?

Relish XXX 07-10-2005 12:43 AM

She is a fucking idiot. I want her on web cam just to perform a sucide for me.

KMR Stitch 07-10-2005 12:43 AM

http://www.kmradult.com/owned/100_0002.JPG

5.7L v-8 350CI SLP Exhaust 6-speed

Tom Cruise 07-10-2005 12:45 AM

That antennae is gonna slow you down.

thePelican 07-10-2005 12:46 AM

cassie = moron

Classy Cassie 07-10-2005 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KMR Stitch
http://www.kmradult.com/owned/100_0002.JPG

5.7L v-8 350CI SLP Exhaust 6-speed

ROFL!
Enough said.

I will race you in my ground keepers dodge dakota and whoop your mexican ass! lol! :1orglaugh

I thought it was a FAST car! :1orglaugh

KMR Stitch 07-10-2005 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Classy Cassie
ROFL!
Enough said.

I will race you in my ground keepers dodge dakota and whoop your mexican ass! lol! :1orglaugh

I thought it was a FAST car! :1orglaugh


I posted a picture of my car where the fuck is a picture of your "m3"


Want to race for slips? I got you owned

Tom Cruise 07-10-2005 12:51 AM

He has a SS so I don't know what the fuck you are talking about. Supersports get up!

PerSignup Esco 07-10-2005 12:53 AM

SS is the shit. I just saw a 2003 impala ss today. Though he didnt want to race me :Oh crap

KMR Stitch 07-10-2005 12:55 AM

I know cars guys.. the M3 is a very fast car. With a good driver. I think they run 12.9 1/4 and the SS runs a 13.5 (Stock atleast) No SLP Exhaust or other HP mods =)

Where I have the m3 beat is the Cubic Inches. If he/she has a automatic trans. She is fucked

Clicky_Bucks 07-10-2005 12:55 AM

Everyone knows women can't drive so that's about a second in the 1/4 mile....

Tom Cruise 07-10-2005 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clicky_Bucks
Everyone knows women can't drive so that's about a second in the 1/4 mile....

Nice nature pics.

Classy Cassie 07-10-2005 12:57 AM

KMR, if your mullet powered SS can even make it to kentucky, I will race you for pink slips with my Benz, my M3, or my grounds keeper Dodge Dakota SRT. And I will race you with my hummer from a roll. Asshat! :)

Clicky_Bucks 07-10-2005 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KMR Stitch
I know cars guys.. the M3 is a very fast car. With a good driver. I think they run 12.9 1/4 and the SS runs a 13.5 (Stock atleast) No SLP Exhaust or other HP mods =)

Where I have the m3 beat is the Cubic Inches. If he/she has a automatic trans. She is fucked

Well, you really don't know cars. First of all, an M3 isn't a 12 second car. It just isn't.

Second, WHAT THE FUCK does cubic inches have to do with the type of tranny she has?

No human can shift as precise as an automatic. This is a fact that is not to be disputed. You're best chance is if she has a stick as I'm sure she is a shitty driver.

Classy Cassie 07-10-2005 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clicky_Bucks
Everyone knows women can't drive so that's about a second in the 1/4 mile....

When I was in university I studied nhra racing and got a good feel on how to maximize a car in 1/3 mile racing.

KMR stich is my bitch. I doubt he could afford the petrol to get to kentucky let alone that pos camaro make it there in one piece. :2 cents:

Rich 07-10-2005 01:02 AM

I say the 2006 Z06 I have coming in two weeks humiliates both of you suckers.

PS. I know who you are, "classy cassie".

KMR Stitch 07-10-2005 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clicky_Bucks
Well, you really don't know cars. First of all, an M3 isn't a 12 second car. It just isn't.

Second, WHAT THE FUCK does cubic inches have to do with the type of tranny she has?

No human can shift as precise as an automatic. This is a fact that is not to be disputed. You're best chance is if she has a stick as I'm sure she is a shitty driver.


I could of sworen C&D Said the new 2005 was 12.9
cubic Inches has a lot to do with the cars preformance I have a t-56.

I would rather race with a 6-speed then an automatic

Car-Stats.com Report for 2001 BMW M3
Obtained from MT August, 2001
0-60: 4.7 Transmission: Manual
1/4 Mile: 13.2
1/4 Speed: 107

KMR Stitch 07-10-2005 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
I say the 2006 Z06 I have coming in two weeks humiliates both of you suckers.

PS. I know who you are, "classy cassie".


The z06 now kills us both what are you talking about? lol ;-)


Stock vs stock atleast

bringer 07-10-2005 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KMR Stitch
I could of sworen C&D Said the new 2005 was 12.9
cubic Inches has a lot to do with the cars preformance I have a t-56.

I would rather race with a 6-speed then an automatic

Car-Stats.com Report for 2001 BMW M3
Obtained from MT August, 2001
0-60: 4.7 Transmission: Manual
1/4 Mile: 13.2
1/4 Speed: 107

cubic inches doesnt really mean shit

Classy Cassie 07-10-2005 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
I say the 2006 Z06 I have coming in two weeks humiliates both of you suckers.

PS. I know who you are, "classy cassie".

I MOFO love youuuuu!
The 2006 is sweeet!

I was wanting to pull a deal on one for the new ones coming in, but my partner wants a Viper. Which would rape your winnipeg z06 ass to hell and back.

Enjoy the car, though and post pics. I have a boner for the new z06. It is my choice, but the person handling the funds wants a Viper.

And who am I Rich? lol.

Classy Cassie 07-10-2005 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KMR Stitch
The z06 now kills us both what are you talking about? lol ;-)


Stock vs stock atleast

Actually. my benz and m3 will rape your Camaro easily stock for stock. Just for your info. lol

Webby 07-10-2005 01:10 AM

When I got my PHD in automotive design - I learned there were retards out there who needed a lump of metal to make up for their mental/physical deficencies. How sad! :-)

OK.. So I'm not interested in wasting time in car showrooms falling for crap sales pitches and trying to make friends and influence people! :1orglaugh

tical 07-10-2005 01:11 AM

http://jenna.525i.net/m3_21.jpg

bringer 07-10-2005 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Classy Cassie
Actually. my benz and m3 will rape your Camaro easily stock for stock. Just for your info. lol

for a car thats 2x the price id expect to to out perform stock

khs 07-10-2005 01:20 AM

my penis is bigger than yours


weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

baddog 07-10-2005 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer
cubic inches doesnt really mean shit

The old saying is, "There is no substitute for cubic inches."

WarChild 07-10-2005 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
The old saying is, "There is no substitute for cubic inches."

Sure there is, it's called forced induction. :)

GweedZilla 07-10-2005 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PerSignup Esco
SS is the shit. I just saw a 2003 impala ss today. Though he didnt want to race me :Oh crap

Impala's have sucked ass ever since they became a v6 family/cop car. wtf are you talking about. That Impala SS your talking about is only a 240hp 3.8 liter(same as the monte ss). Now take it back a few years, 1994-1996, with the former corvette lt1 motor and now were havin fun :thumbsup

bringer 07-10-2005 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
The old saying is, "There is no substitute for cubic inches."

when a civic can out perform a bb 454 i think the size factor is out the window
of course mods can be made all around, but the initial size of an engine is really irrelevant

beemk 07-10-2005 01:28 AM

hahah kmr glitch, thats pretty good.

Classy Cassie 07-10-2005 01:29 AM

Bottom line...
My 2005 M3 will whoop KMR's camaro. From a dig, from a roll.
Peace out!

KMR Stitch 07-10-2005 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Classy Cassie
Bottom line...
My 2005 M3 will whoop KMR's camaro. From a dig, from a roll.
Peace out!

-=))))))

=-)

Classy Cassie 07-10-2005 01:38 AM

KMR, you are growing on me. Nothing wrong with a kid owning a $15 000 car and thinking he is king. I like that Camaros but really...my german imports will rape your ass. But i seriously like the f-bods. We have been looking for 2002 f-bods on ebay....and will find one. The 2002 Camaro SS anniversary edition.....want one, will find one.,

Dalai lama 07-10-2005 01:41 AM

Classy Cassie, could you show a picture of your car(s) ?

Satisfaction 07-10-2005 01:54 AM

still waiting for pics of your cars..

edgeprod 07-10-2005 01:57 AM

Well, since I've had a Firebird WS6 (same as the Camaro SS) and currently have a BMW, I'd say that if you think speed is the be-all and end-all of what's a nicer car, you're a redneck or an idiot.

Both nice cars, but my firebird was only like $35k, so it's not even in the same galaxy as the Beemer.

Satisfaction 07-10-2005 01:58 AM

hang on... there are none.
your talking shit ;)

Napolean 07-10-2005 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Classy Cassie
When I was in university I studied nhra racing and got a good feel on how to maximize a car in 1/3 mile racing.

KMR stich is my bitch. I doubt he could afford the petrol to get to kentucky let alone that pos camaro make it there in one piece. :2 cents:

one second??

NOBODY in the US calls gas "petrol"... thats an AUSSIE term.. I know this because its one of the brain dead things I argue with them about.

gas station sounds much better than petrol station

petrol is such an annoying term for gas... theres no way your an AMERICAN if you call gas petrol!!! :warning :warning :warning

Furious_Female 07-10-2005 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Napolean
one second??

NOBODY in the US calls gas "petrol"... thats an AUSSIE term.. I know this because its one of the brain dead things I argue with them about.

gas station sounds much better than petrol station

petrol is such an annoying term for gas... theres no way your an AMERICAN if you call gas petrol!!! :warning :warning :warning

You're right!! hahahahaha :1orglaugh This dude owned himself

He also said university... Americans don't refer to it as university, we usually say college.

pwnt

Manowar 07-10-2005 02:09 AM

hahahaha attention WHOREEEE

Sparks 07-10-2005 02:55 AM

I don't want to touch this drama, but this line really made me laugh...

[QUOTE=Classy Cassie]When I was in university I studied nhra racing and got a good feel on how to maximize a car in 1/3 mile racing.
QUOTE]

You studied NHRA Racing at a University? Lol, what University was that?

Napolean 07-10-2005 02:57 AM

[QUOTE=Hostive]I don't want to touch this drama, but this line really made me laugh...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Classy Cassie
When I was in university I studied nhra racing and got a good feel on how to maximize a car in 1/3 mile racing.
QUOTE]

You studied NHRA Racing at a University? Lol, what University was that?

she studied martial arts too in her university :winkwink:

nun-chuck skills and racecar skills... where do I sign up??

Nylz 07-10-2005 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Classy Cassie
Enjoy the car, though and post pics. I have a boner for the new z06.

tranny??

Rui 07-10-2005 04:52 AM

stupid lameass thread...


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