Holy Shit!!!!!!!!!! I'm Stuck In The Hurricane!!!!! Help!!!!!
 

send all your money to my paypal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!


the trees are blowing to the ground!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



i am afraid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:Oh crap :Oh crap

pics to follow. i will brave the winds for you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:GFYBand :GFYBand

:drinkup :drinkup

we're having a hurricane party!!!!!!

the girls are here!!!
:kisskiss :kisskiss :kisskiss :kisskiss :wetkiss

Im just starting to feel the effects here bro. Good luck :thumbsup

Step away from the computer.

cuba has just been owned



:Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

post pics!

JUST grab onto a tree fuck it.. ride it out

hahahahaha


i just saw a news truck blow down the street!

:Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap :helpme

heres a few preliminary pics
http://www.friendships.org/WebPics20...an536b_USE.jpg

ownage. i am lucky to be alive. the boat isn't so lucky. we are on a satellite uplink posting pics and have a generator outside.

hurricane party is in effect.

http://www.rcryachts.com/images/news...oatdamage3.jpg

florida is a disaster area. breaker breaker 1-9. captain! i'm giving you all that she's got!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cuba is onage on the boneage! no more illegal cigars for any of you!!!!!!!


wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo

this boat just flew by my house :(

hahahahahaha


rofl



looks like we are gonna get the skirt of it. category 3 they are saying.


the generator is full of gas, the beer cooler is jam packed, and i have my superhero suit in the closet. its so on................ :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

superhero suit lol

oh and yes i do have a hang over from last night. thank you for asking.

Welcome to Florida bro! That sucks all I had was wind and rain...Girls and Hurricane parties? Think I may need to relocate. :winkwink:

haahahahahahahah. apparently this is the thing to do here. i bet roger v is having a crazy party too.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That first picture was taken Sept 24th 2004 and is not from Hurricane Dennis, it was from Ivan. (i call bullshit)

File: hurricaneIvan536b_USE.jpg
File size: 485KB
Camera Model: DSC-V1
Firmware: Adobe Photoshop 7.0
Date/Time: 2004:09:24 03:22:05
Shutter speed: 1/320 sec
Aperture: 8.0
Exposure mode: Program
Flash: Off
Metering mode: Multi-segment
ISO: 100
Focal length: 7.0mm
Image size: 800 x 422
Rotation: none
White balance: Auto
Color profile: IEC 61966-2.1 Default RGB colour space - sRGB

The second pic is from today though, at least saved today, it has no EXIF data so it could be a crop and save as without exif, which of course could mean it's also bullshit.

:321GFY

Nice job, Inspector Buttmunch, way to ruin a fun thread.

oh my god, the conspiracy has been exposed. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fyi, google images is your friend here at gfy. hotlinkkkkkkken yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have some fun, stick around. post some bullshit. its all good. did you really think those were real? no one else does. LOL.

you apparently haven't been here very long and don't understand how things go down here. hahahahahahahaha. nothing you see on gfy is real fyi.

heres another hurricane pic for ya.

http://www.airek.com/gfy/christine01.jpg

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY house was just owned!!!!!!

damnit! im sweeping water out the door now. damn.

http://today.reuters.co.uk/genImage....pg&resize=full

LMAO! Airek that last pic is the best by far! I bet a good 50mph gust would blow that bikini right off! :winkwink:

Damn Bill the guy is having fun with a natural disaster, cut him some slack... :upsidedow

Sorry! :D

The other image of the young lady completely made forget what I was thinking in the first place. Carry on. :thumbsup

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :winkwink:

this girl looks familiar :winkwink:

http://www.pornopushers.com/videos/gfy_july4th.wmv

;)

lol.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wait a minute, there is no storm hitting Texas...

LOL!!!

I CALL BULLSHIT TOO
ahahahahaha

damn, foiled again

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

damn. mailman is hanging in the palm tree.

http://www.tonythetyger.com/hurricanes.jpg

And for the record it's not 1980
it's 1992

LOL

WHAT UP?
I have a new BEST KB STORY ever
Can't wait to see you again to tell you it-

It's one of those kinds of stories.

Those teenie bikinis tend to do that... :winkwink: :thumbsup

Airek did the locals give you the "Florida hurricane handbook"?
Chapter 5 subsection 3: If the girls clothes haven't blown off yet it's to early to snap the pic! That's an automatic $200 fine. PAY UP! :2 cents:
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i love KB stories :thumbsup :thumbsup

hahahahaha. yeah i got that book.. but i didn't listen to it.

the bikinis are optional here at casa de extreme john.

lol

No birds in this story...
Just crazy Hollywood shit.

If it were birdshit..I 'd be posting from Belleview right now.
:winkwink:

whooo hooo

lost internet for a min. its back. look out yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

hahahaha cool.

call me if you want on the celly

8-1-8-4-9-7-7-9-3-9

woooooffffffffffffffffffff

I am lucky that I am out here in jersey.

stormtrack headquarters..... :pimp