How can I join Al-qaeda ?
 

post the link and I will signup under you...

their affiliate program is down.. i'm still waiting on my check... i think their laxin on the beach with ibill

are you truly dumb as a fucking rock???
Why the fuck would you put something like that on a board like this. Dont you think there are enough feds reading this board?

their payout structure looks pretty good. 3 goats and 40 virgins for every suicide bomb. not a bad deal.

'keep them in fear and you will control them'

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yeah, the feds fear you all right :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I laughed out loud at this. :1orglaugh

and thats just 1st level in their 4 tier payment system!

LOL.

Atleast the FBI can now justify the GFY task force budget. I'm sure one of their agents picked up on your previous thread ;)

Man Pussy, you just showed how truely dumb you are.

LOL. "Post the link and I'll sign up under you" hahahahha Dennis Miller/George Carlin on GFY!

hehehee

this thread really made me laugh.. good replies here

Why? I'm sure they have enough goats already.

I can assure you they do NOT shave.

This isn't funny... but ...ok it is :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Shut up shit stain, you are bothering my monitor

boohoohahaha

Oh and to the feds that read this thread you may want to check out nofx really well he dabbles in lots of other fun stuff. Fight the power nofx! Rage against the machine!

Man I was searching all over for that affiliate link... ahh here it is
http://shorl.com/huprefrigohytre

UNited States Department of Justice?!?!?!!? They won't let me spam them, al queda for life!

I will warn you that they are sometimes late with payments. International mail from Afghanistan can run late from time to time.

Isnt that the norm in the adult biz?

You ever see their nutty training manual?

Check this weird shit out. This is the real deal. The Brits captured it and translated it all.

http://www.fas.org/irp/world/para/aqmanual.pdf

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Just duct tape a shitload of high explosives to your chest and light the fuse. Allah will save you a seat for any remains that the authorities can pick up with a spatula or sponge.

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We are booked solid till next March. Please return to your homes.

Your sig reminds me of the captive black zombie in the dawn of the dead remake.

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I don't spam affilate links but it's easy. You just have to fill in the forms, much the same as the CIA, but the vetting process is tighter and you have to prove yourself and blow something up - don't matter what or who tho.

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You literally made me laugh out loud, ya sick bastard! :winkwink:

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it's 72 virgins and 4.3 goats, somebody there fooled you.

hehe :thumbsup

They even have a REWARD program. Unfortunately, all REWARDS are ethereal goods only. No physical/tangible items in the catalog. :(

forget about the virgins! i am being screwed out of 1.3 goats! :mad:

Funny, they never mention how old these 72 virgins are...

Imagine the shock and suprise of some dumb homicide bomber after blowing himself up next to a Abrams tank and soon afterwards being surrounded by 72 virgins clear into their eighties! :1orglaugh

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There is no money in terror.

nice, thats what I was thinking:)

al-qaeda.com/?wm_refer=osama

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damn so much spam

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this thread is too funny

I hear their kamikaze signups convert well, but the checks are only cashable after job completion :(

why you feeding Echelon ?

One's gotta know how to fuck the goat before one can join al Qaeda

Ask George Bush jr. he is good friends with the founders