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assmunk 07-07-2005 02:24 PM

Dog disguise business blowin' up, i've got another business venture..
 
Since 'there is no money in porn'...I've just started a new business. I've got "great" Lookalikes who are willing to perform in different settings...For example

Throw a party and invite MY Albie Einstein lookalike to celebrate your kid's outstanding math grades. He 'sells like mad' so be prepared and BOOK AHEAD

http://www.lookalike.com/talentbooki...rteinstein.jpg

or, if you feel like a real virtual pimp...Throw a SWINGIN'-SHAGGIN' party in your yard and invite the guy that put the 'ooth' in SMOOTH...AUSTIN POWERS!!!!!!

http://www.lookalike.com/talentbooki...stinpowers.jpg

OR

Care to surprise your better half with the night of her life? Set the mood and invite....

http://www.lookalike.com/talentbooki...astreisand.jpg

PLUS

http://www.lookalike.com/talentbooki...tomselleck.jpg


THAT'S RIGHT....Barbra Streisand *AND* Tom Selleck(All proceeds from their bookings will go the 'PLASTIC-SURGERY-FOR-BARBRA-TO-BETTER-THE-PLANET fund!)

Feel free to visit my site for MORE SUPERSTARS like the ones listed above....

LIMITED TIME OFFER:
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All GFY users will get 30% off on ALL bookings and on *ANY* of the DOG DISGUISE kits in July!!!!!!!!!!!
ACT NOW!
Visit my sites for more:

SUPERSTARS IN YOUR BACKYARD FOR CHEAP:
http://www.lookalike.com/talentbooki...ikes/index.htm

DOG DISGUISE KITS:
http://www.attackchi.org.au/kits.htm

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Kay


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The above post is for entertainment purposes ONLY! (READ: I don't own ANY of those fucking whacked out sites, kids...) :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

assmunk 07-07-2005 02:26 PM

ps. you are NOT allowed to post images from my celebrity lookalikes web site in this thread!!!!



ok...i changed my mind, you are...

brand0n 07-07-2005 02:27 PM

you have 2 much free time

assmunk 07-07-2005 05:41 PM

youre right, i do...and im gonna enjoy every minute of it until i do...


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