Im on a losing streak!!
 

This is fucking creazy, the other day i lose my wallet (got it back, thankfully) and today i lose my CAR KEYS!!!!!

WTF? Now my car is in some parking lot and i have to wait until tomorrow to get some one to make me a spare key. :1orglaugh :disgust

Stuff is just slipping out of pants like creazy!!

i hope you don't have a kid....

your wife : wheres little stewie
you : i dunno, i thought you had him?

I will leave my kid in the street huh? :1orglaugh

Im not ever having kids anyways, so no worries. :Oh crap

Ahh god damn play some poker and win it back or look at my sig :)

maybe out of your sanity :upsidedow

are suffering from STML (short-term memory loss)???

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hey atleast you got your wallet back, maybe the keys will come back ;)

Someone JUST told me that, but i know were my keys were -- im my pants! They slipped out somewere. :Oh crap

crap :Oh crap