OMG, Terror Alert Level raised to orange, you better start shitting your pants NOW!
 

hide, run, give bush more money. holy shit guys, terror threat level raised to orange. you better start shitting your pants now or it soon might be too late!

There's a sale in aisle 3 at Wallmart?

You know, if it wasn't for Bush's "war on terra", the US coverage of the London attacks would be minimal. A side headline on CNN.
Sad, but true.

But because this "hits so close to home", it's all over the place and the perfect opportunity to strike fear back into the hearts of Americans.

EXACTLY. how often do we hear of the terrible shit that goes down in africa, europe, asia? never, unless it's "terrorist" related. this is a nice reminder for all those hooked on CNN that it's time to give the government more power. keep em scared!

do they come injected with vodka?

should I go pick up my duct tape now, or after lunch?