Wow, Jesus H Christ is gonna fuck me up if i ever go to LA
 

Yup, only on the internet a person called Jesus H Christ can threaten to beat you up because you insulted (i think?) him on a frigging chatboard.

Is this just very sad or very funny? Im not sure yet.

Let me see.
If i go to Vegas Simon Synister will have "his people" fuck me up.
If i go to Miami KMRstitch will shoot me.
LA and jesus himself will whoop my ass.
And my newest friend from England just made it clear not to cross the Northsea.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Use love not the glove.

It would be even funnier, if you actually went to one of these places and they followed though. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


that would be high comedy.

don't fuck with jesus. he'll go all crusades on your ass. :1orglaugh

holy shit KMR made me laugh

good to see your still making friends

If everyone thinks you whine to much.... maybe there's something to it.
If everyone has a problem with you... maybe there's something to it.
If you're always involved in some kind of drama... maybe there's something to it.

Hey KMR, how many times did you go out with your gun already and in the back of your head just hoped you would get in trouble so you could "scare" some kids with your new toy?

Low iq'ed people like you and guns....only in America.

I know i whine, thats why im here, to whine.
I know people have problems with me because i tell them the truth, they cant handle that.
I never have real drama because theres simply no drama. I never cheated, stole or fucked someone over.

Keyboard Warriors RULE!!!

You must be scared shitless now, those keyboard warriors are feisty!

translation:im a girl

Sure kid...you will be nothing but a statistic. Remember this when in a few months or maybe years you either accidentally shoot someone or yourself or on purpose. People with guns also often seem to be the same people who always get into fights and need "self defense". You will just be another number on the gun statistic lists.

Shut the fuck homo or i will shoot you when you come to Amsterdam.

paypal me $100 and I'll kill you if you come to maidstone if you want

just an offer add to your outlaw status and shit

Can anyone recall a single post where I said I was going to shoot anyone :-)

hahaha.. I re-read it and that did sound like a description of a girl, didn't it?? Too funny :1orglaugh

Franck you're still welcome in Glasgow :)

Wooow youre so correct (and cool). Because i said i whine im a girl!! :thumbsup

If you dont like me then dont leach off other peoples "jokes" try to create your own.

Thanks aapje.

this idiot bought a gun?

o thats classic. you know, a gun dont make you a man, and if you make the mistake of pulling that fucker out on someone who is a man.. well lets say i hope you kissed your girl before you left.

Yup.

Scary thought eh.

go re-read what you said yourself... as if someone else had written it. I didn't even catch it at first but those 3 lines all put together does describe a girl rather well.
"Yes I whine, that's why I'm here. People have problems with me because I speak the truth. I never have real drama because I never cheat."

I will protect you

Thanks man, appreciate it.

if i close my eyes real tight,i swear its my ex