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Charles Barkley Quotes
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LOL funny shit
I see him a few times a week at my gym |
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You could fill a book with Barkely's quotes:
On Magic Johnson's return to basketball: "We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic." :1orglaugh ADG Webmaster |
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this was great. think this was during his Philly days.
When Chuck was asked by the judge if he had any regrets about throwing guy through a window in Orlando he said, "I regret we weren't on a higher floor." |
lol.. funny shot.. nice find
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Ainge: (to Barkley in the locker room) How is your back?
Barkley: Like your face. It needs surgery! |
Yeah, he's a funny man.
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hahaha those quotes are awesome, pretty crude stuff!
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I have spent hours reading quotes by the only other basketball player I know of other than Michael Jordan.
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Thanks..I needed this! |
Kenny: Well my brother vincent always told me...
Charles: Is he still a skycap? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
When EJ showed Charles a photo of Dan Gilbert, the new owner of the Cavs, and asked "Do you know who that is?", Charles replied: "Yeah, the captain of the Titanic."
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Politics is too corrupt. You know how you can tell politics is corrupt? President Bush is going to raise $250 million for a job that pays $400,000. Now tell me there isn't something wrong there.
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:1orglaugh On his attempts to lose weight: "I'm trying, but food just tastes too damn good!"
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To Kenny: "Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too close, kissin his!"
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Charles Barkley on his thoughts about retiring before the season: "I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going toretire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'"
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Complaining to ref Tommy Nunez about the other refs in the game: Tommy, you got to make that call. You know Moe and Larry won't.
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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On Saddam Hussein: "I think he's still alive. . . . Look at Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein - they used to both work for the United States and now they're enemies. That's part of the hypocrisy that goes on here."
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Before the Dream Team's game against Angola in the 1992 Olympics: "All I know about Angola is Angola's in trouble."
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On the movie Space Jam: "Obviously, my part is terrific. But Michael (Jordan) is the leader. It's his movie. I think it's going to be very funny, great entertainment for the kids. I hope everybody likes it. But, really, I don't care because I've already been paid."
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I don't have time to put up with ... politics. Who's a Democrat? Who's a Republican? Who's liberal? Who's conservative? Man, can my daughter just go to a school and not get killed?
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Sorry, not really my cup of tea..
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Yeah Barkley really has a way with words.. haha
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this is a great 1
You know the world is off tilt when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest basketball player is Chinese and Germany doesn't want to go to war. |
he's fucking hilarious
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On his eating habits: "People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time."
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haha some funny stuff there
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charles barkley rulez!
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I've met him.. he was nice... he has a large ghetto ass and a hot wife.
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hahaha.. that's really hilarious!
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