SPAM ME with countries to visit in 2 weeks
 

So I fly into Germany on the 19th and leave for Croatia the next day for 6 days, what other countries should I go to when I get back? I want some with hot women who will immediately lose all sexual control when they see a semi to not-so-attractive American. How are the women in Switzerland and Poland this time of the year?

Iceland for sure. Best biking in the World.

:1orglaugh

Iceland is actually on my list of places to visit soon, just not this time around. In other parts of the world, hows the CR trip coming?

You'll love it. It can get hard to breathe in the higher altitudes so please be sure to where goggles. As for CR trip... not sure what you mean. Perhaps you thought I was Tony? It gets confusing as we are both named Tony.

We have a sweet race coming up. The prize money should give us enough to start a web place for adults to look at hot adult materials.

Tony, and I are both very excited to join all of you in this brave new World of the electronic interwebs.

Brazil is a must....use protection though.

I shoulda been more specific, countries in Europe please. :)

There are some incredible whore houses in Spain. Germany is packed full of them as well... so is France... fuck man, you can't go wrong. Europe is full of pussy.

But if you were smart you would hop the first plane to Bangkok, take a taxi from there to Pattaya and hit walking street around 8pm - 9pm... You will thank me later.

I don't know about the girls there, but Greece is one of my favorite places! :thumbsup

hope you'll have a great trip...try out Greece

Good suggestion Tony, remember when we rode into that one town and all teh locals baked us cakes? Speaking of cake, have you seen my Cake CD?

Shoehorn, be sure to take more great pics, espescially ones with you, my wifes sister Mabel says you're really attractive and that sometimes when shes alone she makes sweet sweet love to herself pretending its you caressing her soft body. She also has one of your collectible plates from a few years ago that she bought from the Franklin Mint and was wondering if you would sign it for her?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=328083
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=329574
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=328071

Too bad your sticking around Germany longer, I could show you some nice spots. :thumbsup

Also, besides Greece..go to Spain and take a hydroplane over to Africa for a day! (great shopping!) :thumbsup

I'll be in Germany for a couple weeks at least. I'll ICQ you tomorrow and see if/when you'll be near Frankfurt.

That can be done in a day? Awesome. :thumbsup

I weep openly in the beauty of the French countryside. The blossoming trees along the roadways will fill you with a sense of wonder.

No problem :thumbsup

Sure, tell Mabel I will sign it. Also tell her to hang this picture of me when I was touring with Air Supply on her refridgerator.

http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/hotlink/airsupplyme.jpg

Amsterdam

I live in Prague (Czech Republic) and a lots of tourists are here. But what I can recommend is Rome (Italy). I was there two weeks ago and really enjoyed it :thumbsup

horny :)

Monte Carlo for example... or Ibiza
i'm going to Ibiza on 6th of August.. ;)

holland isnt too bad

http://www.priceless420.com/Pr071505beachbunny.jpg

Shoehorn talking to himself lol ;)

It's lonely out in space.

France, Italty

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please don't visit Spain, we are overloaded :1orglaugh

I'm here for another 10 days or so. :thumbsup

why not try asian countries, make japan in your top list :)