Writing on the wall of the shitter...
 

What's the funniest shit you've ever seen written on the wall of a shitter?

Over the years I've seen and collected a few choice nuggets....


Back in '88 I was on my way back from visiting my best friend in Saskatoon, and on the wall of a truckstop shitter I read:

"Ned was here, Feb. '87
and deposited
a soft tan stool"


Another one I saw in one of those "Shithouse cartoons" in Hustler from back in the early 80's, it went like this....

He sat before the judge that day
and picked his nose like fury
he rolled it into little balls
and flicked it at the jury


Then there was my all time favorite, written on a shitter wall somewhere in N. California back in the summer of '82, probably plageurized but funny as shit....

You know the honeymoon is over
the romance a dying flower
when she comes in to take a shit
while you are in the shower



Seen anything funny on the shitter wall? :D

So, you are saying that you are up for some fecal japan?

You saw ******* on the wall of a public shitter?