Joke

A lady takes on a lover during the day while her husband is at work. One day, her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees his mother and her lover n the bedroom and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

That day, the lady's husband comes home unexpectdely, too. In a panic, she puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that her son is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
Man - "OK."

A few weeks later it happens again that the boy and the lover find themslves in the closet.

Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy -"$1,000".
Father - "That's terrible to overcharge and cheat your friends like that... that's much more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church so that you can confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and then closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that again."