Whats it mean if you feel like you have been buggered by a well hung black man.......
 

......and your pretty sure you havnt been?

Its bloody agony... I suppose I had better get to the Dr again.

Anal exam time :Oh crap

It means, it's time to come out of the closet.

hemorrhoids?

you could always get yourself an extender or some of those pills :1orglaugh

"pretty sure"? you are either sure or you are not.

Well Id had a few last night.... but its the sort of thing you dont forget.

Jacked.... What?