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Centurion 06-30-2005 09:45 PM

The Truth Behind Tom Cruise's Strange Behavior!
 
A friend of mine just got back from LA and heard this scoop about Tom & Katie from someone who works at Universal. The source said that they (Tom & Katie) have a 5-year contract and he's paying her $8 million. The engagement happened so fast because Rob Thomas' (Matchbox 20) wife caught Rob and and Tom in bed together and they rushed the engagement so that it would overshadow that scandal. Obv., take it with a grain of salt.

Read below. This was just published.


Independent Sources

Bureaucrats?Independent Sources Confirms Existence of Tom Cruise/Rob Thomas Rumor Independent Sources announced today that it has uncovered a new,previously undiscovered Tom Cruise rumor:
Tom Cruise and Matchbox Twenty's Rob Thomas are lovers!

Independent Sources has hesitated writing about Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes for many reasons. First, there are other things going on in the world that, believe it or not, rank higher on the importance scale. Second, pretty much everything that can be said is being said.

However, someone (I'll call her Mistress of the Hollywood Rumor) just
walked into Insider's office with the following dish that I feel compelled to pass on. I did a quick check of ********** and it wasn't there. So even if it is not true, it is at least original.

No doubt that anyone with an Internet connection has read about Tom Cruise being gay. According to rumor lore, he has had a long-time boyfriend in Chicago who is an Asian pilot for American Airlines. This is an accusation that Cruise and more importantly Cruise's many attorneys vehemently deny.

There have been many stories that supposedly corroborate his sexuality but never a smoking gun. Rumor mongers attribute this to the fact that Cruise goes to great lengths to cover his tracks. We are told that everyone around him signs extensive confidentiality contracts with enormous penalties for indiscretion. (Exhibit A: the 8-page confidentiality contract Cruise's housekeeper was forced to sign).

Such stories have been around for years and Cruise has evidently attempted to counter them with a series of high-profile heteronormative relationships.

First, Nicole Kidman, then Penelope Cruz, and most recently Katie Holmes. In each instance, the "relationship" is actually a contract that gives the women a boost to their careers, a lot of money, and an elegant lifestyle.

Here is where this particular rumor gets interesting. Not long ago,
Marisol, the wife of Matchbox Twenty's Rob Thomas (who has had to contend with his own rumors of bi-sexuality) found her husband in bed with Tom Cruise causing Cruise's people to shift into high gear.

First, Mrs. Rob Thomas was bought off for an undetermined sum. Second, Cruise and his handlers set out to immediately find Cruise a girlfriend. Second-tier actresses were targeted. A list was drawn up with Jessica Alba (#1 pick) and three other girls who fell out for various reasons. Originally targeted (#3 I think) but later rejected as "undesirable" was rumor queen Lindsay Lohan. Way down at #5 on the list was Katie Holmes, but that was the one with whom they were able to strike a deal.

Once the contact was signed, photo ops were set up, leaks were made to the right places, and we've had celebrity relationship on steroids ever since.

One thing I will credit this rumor for is how it nicely explains Tom's behavior this past few months-including the couch jumping episode on Oprah. Cruise simply didn't have time for the Holmes rumors to circulate at its normal speed and he couldn't allow it to be second page news while the tabloids focused on Brad, Jennifer and Angelina. No, this relationship had to immediately become the "it" topic.

Spunky 06-30-2005 09:46 PM

Tom loves the cock.Katie has one

greentea 06-30-2005 09:47 PM

this was posted

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=486991

Damian_Maxcash 06-30-2005 09:51 PM

LOL, we knew about this on GFY before Tom's dick had dried after slipping out of Rob's ass.

jonesy 06-30-2005 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Centurion
Cruise and his handlers set out to immediately find Cruise a girlfriend. actresses were targeted. A list was drawn up and three other girls who fell out for various reasons..

because theyre not beards ....

wonder why nicole kidman or penelope cruz havnt been reported or scene/seen dating ...

pussyluver 06-30-2005 09:52 PM

Who cares if Cruise is gay? He's a fucking idiot anyway.

pussyluver 06-30-2005 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver
Who cares if Cruise is gay? He's a fucking idiot anyway.


No offense to the gay, bi or metro people of GFY.

BUT, you can be gay, bi, lez or tranny and still be an idiot!

$5 submissions 06-30-2005 09:56 PM

Didn't Tom Cruise win or settle a case against some dude who accused him of a gay affair? I think it was 3 or 2 years ago?

StickyGreen 06-30-2005 09:56 PM

LOL i doubt it, but it would be pretty fucking hilarious if that was true...

Shoehorn! 06-30-2005 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001
LOL, we knew about this on GFY before Tom's dick had dried after slipping out of Rob's ass.

HAHA, so true. :1orglaugh

Bansheelinks 06-30-2005 10:03 PM

:offtopic

on another note, tom just saved a bunch of money on his insurance by switching to Geico......

lchaim 06-30-2005 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bansheelinks
:offtopic

on another note, tom just saved a bunch of money on his insurance by switching to Geico......


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

vvq 06-30-2005 10:21 PM

i loved Tom in Top Gun...

alec 06-30-2005 10:22 PM

I would accept his being gay, but not his being idiot...

Love Brokers 06-30-2005 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver
No offense to the gay, bi or metro people of GFY.

BUT, you can be gay, bi, lez or tranny and still be an idiot!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

BiggleJones 06-30-2005 10:37 PM

Hahaha...I love whenever people who are not from LA (or their friends) come to visit, and automatically become 3R33T Hollywood Insiders. Ive lived in LA for 2 years...what I am doing wrong? :( :(

Matt 26z 06-30-2005 10:47 PM

haha

Interesting theory.

lchaim 06-30-2005 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BiggleJones
Hahaha...I love whenever people who are not from LA (or their friends) come to visit, and automatically become 3R33T Hollywood Insiders. Ive lived in LA for 2 years...what I am doing wrong? :( :(


pfft, 2 years



I'm a real native -- 3rd generation Lost Angel...........n0b


;P


:winkwink:

clickhappy 06-30-2005 11:02 PM

nahh, katie is making millions on her own without Tom, she wouldn't sign something to be obligated to a marriage for $8 mil when she could make that amount on her own anyways

BiggleJones 06-30-2005 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lchaim
pfft, 2 years



I'm a real native -- 3rd generation Lost Angel...........n0b


;P


:winkwink:


heh...shit you can keep it...Im moving back to the East Coast ASAP :thumbsup

Centurion 06-30-2005 11:12 PM

Well I had a long talk with Rob, and he said "parts" of the story are true.

But who would have guessed Cruise was a bottom? :1orglaugh

Spunky 06-30-2005 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy
nahh, katie is making millions on her own without Tom, she wouldn't sign something to be obligated to a marriage for $8 mil when she could make that amount on her own anyways

It would take Katie 8 years to make that

Nismo 06-30-2005 11:16 PM

"Sometimes you just gotta say 'what the fuck'"
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...ybusiness4.jpg

lchaim 06-30-2005 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BiggleJones
heh...shit you can keep it...Im moving back to the East Coast ASAP :thumbsup


actually I moved out a few years ago, but have family there

just a bit too polluted for my preferences now

great place to visit, shop and people watch though

marketsmart 06-30-2005 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
It would take Katie 8 years to make that

8 million is nothing compared to how much she will make in the future as Mrs. Tom Cruise. Look what it did for Nicole..

Centurion 07-01-2005 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
It would take Katie 8 years to make that



Besides "Dawon's Crack"..what else has she done that has been even remotely successful?

Manowar 07-01-2005 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001
LOL, we knew about this on GFY before Tom's dick had dried after slipping out of Rob's ass.

:1orglaugh

makefuckingmoney 07-01-2005 02:35 AM

http://freekatie.com

Big Red Machine 07-01-2005 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Centurion
Well I had a long talk with Rob, and he said "parts" of the story are true.

But who would have guessed Cruise was a bottom? :1orglaugh

Maybe in Tom's mind he's not gay ....cause he doesn't push back.

neo_kid 07-01-2005 02:46 AM

So what happened to the Asian guy/pilot anyway?

vogueboy 07-01-2005 03:00 AM

I'm not gay, but in these times when everybody, including many friends of mine, are coming outta the closet, I find it so stupid to hide your sexual preferences... whether this story is true or not.

David - PG 07-01-2005 03:26 AM

Cruise is a pseudo-religious cultist who recently must have achieved a higher rank/level within his scientology organization, this is why he's going seemingly nuts. He feels he is freeing his soul from his body and he feels cleansed, superior to regular human beings. He has reached a new mental state, or is it state of being mental?

http://service.spiegel.de/cache/inte...362731,00.html

Quote:

According to experts and the church's own literature, OT-VII ("OT" stands for Operating Thetan, "thetan" being the Scientology term for soul) is the penultimate tier in the church's spiritual hierarchy -- the exact details of which are fiercely guarded and forbidden to be discussed even among top members. It is where a Scientologist learns how to become free of the mortal confines of the body and is let into the last of the mysteries of the cosmology developed by the church's longtime leader, science fiction novelist and "Dianetics" author L. Ron Hubbard. This cosmology also famously holds that humans bear the noxious traces of an annihilated alien civilization that was brought to Earth by an intergalactic warlord millions of years ago.
Quote:

A current Scientologist who has reached the level OT-V, and who also spoke on the condition of anonymity, said that considering the amount of time Cruise has been in the church, an OT-VII status seems probable. And Stephen Kent, a professor of sociology at the University of Alberta who has published articles on Scientology and Hollywood, also said that Cruise's behavior strongly suggests OT-VII.

vogueboy 07-01-2005 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by David - PG
Cruise is a pseudo-religious cultist who recently must have achieved a higher rank/level within his scientology organization, this is why he's going seemingly nuts. He feels he is freeing his soul from his body and he feels cleansed, superior to regular human beings. He has reached a new mental state, or is it state of being mental?

http://service.spiegel.de/cache/inte...362731,00.html

U guys ever played Fallout 2, the PC / Mac RPG? There were fanatics called Hubologists who were always asking for your money and called themselves strange codenames.

Imma research a bit about Scientology, got curious. And when I'm OT-XXX I'll make you all pay for your porn biz sins :1orglaugh

d_train 07-01-2005 03:35 AM

if that rumor is true then tom is wasting his money. this is a new generation. people are judge by their worth, not their sexual preference. piece of advice for cruise. get real man.

David - PG 07-01-2005 03:48 AM

I think reaching OT-VII gives scientologists force lightning powers

http://wirres.net/ezimagecatalogue/c.../php1M3ElK.jpg

http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/st...Lightning2.jpg

uno 07-01-2005 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d_train
if that rumor is true then tom is wasting his money. this is a new generation. people are judge by their worth, not their sexual preference. piece of advice for cruise. get real man.

Maybe you weren't paying attention during the last presidential election in November.

DamageX 07-01-2005 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver
No offense to the gay, bi or metro people of GFY.

BUT, you can be gay, bi, lez or tranny and still be an idiot!

People can be anything BUT bi, lez, gay or tranny and STILL be idiots. :winkwink:

pussyluver 07-01-2005 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX
People can be anything BUT bi, lez, gay or tranny and STILL be idiots. :winkwink:


:1orglaugh

Who wouldn't see a movie because one of the actors might be gay. OMG! Would rather see him kiss another guy than to listen to all the religious crap he is spewing. Must be a chemical balance thing... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I think Cruise would make a good lookin tranny. Then he'd open his mouth and ruin the whole thing!

pr0 07-01-2005 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyluver
No offense to the gay, bi or metro people of GFY.

BUT, you can be gay, bi, lez or tranny and still be an idiot!

pussy ; ) everyone tries so hard these days to be politically correct

just let it flow

fuckin fags :1orglaugh

& no i don't hate fags, they crack me up....if you love pounding ass all day, good for you! i like boobies, & i bet you love cock, as much as i love tits!

uno 07-01-2005 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0
pussy ; ) everyone tries so hard these days to be politically correct

just let it flow

fuckin fags :1orglaugh

& no i don't hate fags, they crack me up....if you love pounding ass all day, good for you! i like boobies, & i bet you love cock, as much as i love tits!

My gf laughs at me and my endless fascination with her ta-ta's.

Vitasoy 07-01-2005 08:19 AM

haha... it all adds up.

Centurion 07-01-2005 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vogueboy
I'm not gay, but in these times when everybody, including many friends of mine, are coming outta the closet, I find it so stupid to hide your sexual preferences... whether this story is true or not.


The lines between sexualities these days are sooo blurred.
Gay, bi, straight, metro, curious, etc.

Saw a documentary on VH1 where they were interviewing a bunch of straight guys. Had these 3 straights at a tailgate party before a football game eating their hotdogs and drinking their beer. One of the guys said "You know, the other night I was having sex with my girlfriend and she stuck her finger up my anus..and I LIKED it! So, guess what? I've gone out and bought myself a few toys!"

Interesting..straight guys have found the pleasure of da anus! :1orglaugh

vogueboy 07-01-2005 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Centurion
The lines between sexualities these days are sooo blurred.
Gay, bi, straight, metro, curious, etc.

Saw a documentary on VH1 where they were interviewing a bunch of straight guys. Had these 3 straights at a tailgate party before a football game eating their hotdogs and drinking their beer. One of the guys said "You know, the other night I was having sex with my girlfriend and she stuck her finger up my anus..and I LIKED it! So, guess what? I've gone out and bought myself a few toys!"

Interesting..straight guys have found the pleasure of da anus! :1orglaugh

Due to its innervation and etc, the anus has long been known for being a source of sexual pleasure, for men and women. Many men become self conscious during a prostate exam because they get an erection, and that's a medical fact known for decades.

But you're right, it's all blurred, if it keeps going this way, guess everyone will be at least 'curious' in the future, lol.


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