Chio just sent me a picture of his wife (pic)
 

Shes hot.

http://www.johnnyshoehorn.com/hotlink/chioswife.jpg

Shes a skanky pirate.

That is what I call "Pirate's Booty". :thumbsup

That is one hot wench.

She was painting me wagon just the other day when Chio was out gallivanting

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for meeeeee.....

Chio my good friend, I hope you are not engaging in any pre maritial relations with that woman.

On a side note do you know any good uses for Velveeta?

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OK... perhaps you know where I could find some good lemon juice?

Nice wife!

That would be hot if I was Donald duck :helpme

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YARGH!!! I'd let her shiver me timbers!!! :winkwink:

I'd bone her too if I could ;)

I heard he had a hankering for a mermaid:

http://viastellarum.antville.org/sta.../mermaid40.jpg

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very nice picture

Ahoy! look at me beauty. me lick in her lagoon!


http://www.boomspeed.com/s2kcord/jb001.jpg

god help us

Chio, I am heartbroken. I just had this tattoo done for you and now I find out you are married? :disgust

http://www.hotpussysexpictures.com/p...-parts_pre.jpg

Hot toon! :thumbsup

YARGH! I've only one eye for me lady. :Oh crap I don't be thinkin' that's you in the pic anyway. Perhaps a cross for Theo? He be single.

There are too many Seagulls, which one is his wife?

I've been rejected by a pirate. How will I ever go on? :(

very very nice :)

My child, do not fret. Perhaps a nice game of yahtzee will help? I have an opening on "Two for Jewsday" Nappy can't make it. You can come if you bring some Splenda.

On a side note do you find it strange that John Goodman is still alive, but Jimmy Stewart isn't?

I can"t see

My Child, Jesus can provide many Goats to light a path. Just open your heart and the goats will come.

You like Pickles yes?

i'll marry her once they got divorced

Run, Sassy Girl - the dice aren't the only thing loaded when Theo plays Yahtzee, if you know what I mean. He's like a mad monk:

http://www.screenselect.co.uk/images...2619-large.jpg

Then again, if you like it rough, maybe it won't be so bad...

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I'm single. :Graucho

I'm rather impressed more on the art itself...

Good sir ShoeHorn. I have dibs on "Two for Jewsday" If the young lady is willing.

Sassy, I must say Shoehorn is far better looking than I but I make good pancakes.

what a nice cartoon pic. "chio's wife"

Your pancake making skills will likely be honed with the passing years. :helpme

lol :pimp

lmao god pirate humor never gets old

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omg! :disgust

Blistering barnacles!!

octopussy? lol

She is damn hot :thumbsup

throw this thing back into the sea. :1orglaugh

Very nice artwork

Now that's better !! :thumbsup

She is totally hot, but I would shoot that damn mermaid

what a hottie..