Tom Cruise & Rob Thomas rumors....
 

Even if this isn't true, my wife loves celebrity rumors & just sent this to me....found it posted on a message board...

Independent Sources

Bureaucrats?Independent Sources Confirms Existence of Tom Cruise/Rob Thomas Rumor Independent Sources announced today that it has uncovered a new,previously undiscovered Tom Cruise rumor:
Tom Cruise and Matchbox Twenty's Rob Thomas are lovers!

Independent Sources has hesitated writing about Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes for many reasons. First, there are other things going on in the world that, believe it or not, rank higher on the importance scale. Second, pretty much everything that can be said is being said.

However, someone (I'll call her Mistress of the Hollywood Rumor) just
walked into Insider's office with the following dish that I feel compelled to pass on. I did a quick check of ********** and it wasn't there. So even if it is not true, it is at least original.

No doubt that anyone with an Internet connection has read about Tom Cruise being gay. According to rumor lore, he has had a long-time boyfriend in Chicago who is an Asian pilot for American Airlines. This is an accusation that Cruise and more importantly Cruise's many attorneys vehemently deny.

There have been many stories that supposedly corroborate his sexuality but never a smoking gun. Rumor mongers attribute this to the fact that Cruise goes to great lengths to cover his tracks. We are told that everyone around him signs extensive confidentiality contracts with enormous penalties for indiscretion. (Exhibit A: the 8-page confidentiality contract Cruise's housekeeper was forced to sign).

Such stories have been around for years and Cruise has evidently attempted to counter them with a series of high-profile heteronormative relationships.

First, Nicole Kidman, then Penelope Cruz, and most recently Katie Holmes. In each instance, the "relationship" is actually a contract that gives the women a boost to their careers, a lot of money, and an elegant lifestyle.

Here is where this particular rumor gets interesting. Not long ago,
Marisol, the wife of Matchbox Twenty's Rob Thomas (who has had to contend with his own rumors of bi-sexuality) found her husband in bed with Tom Cruise causing Cruise's people to shift into high gear.

First, Mrs. Rob Thomas was bought off for an undetermined sum. Second, Cruise and his handlers set out to immediately find Cruise a girlfriend. Second-tier actresses were targeted. A list was drawn up with Jessica Alba (#1 pick) and three other girls who fell out for various reasons. Originally targeted (#3 I think) but later rejected as "undesirable" was rumor queen Lindsay Lohan. Way down at #5 on the list was Katie Holmes, but that was the one with whom they were able to strike a deal.

Once the contact was signed, photo ops were set up, leaks were made to the right places, and we've had celebrity relationship on steroids ever since.

One thing I will credit this rumor for is how it nicely explains Tom's behavior this past few months-including the couch jumping episode on Oprah. Cruise simply didn't have time for the Holmes rumors to circulate at its normal speed and he couldn't allow it to be second page news while the tabloids focused on Brad, Jennifer and Angelina. No, this relationship had to immediately become the "it" topic.

Well, that's how we hear it.

Wouldn't suprise me.

Smoking pole would be about the only worthwhile act Tom Cruise has ever participated in.

Wouldnt really suprise me

now THERE'S a sex tape

He seems straight enough, but wouldn't suprise me either.

well given that they both had movies coming out, it seems likely.

I believe it 99%

easy 2 believe anything coming out of Hollywood... anything..

I have always said he's gay and that's the reason he got involved with scientology... to try and "overcome" it.

Here's another one who I think is a FOD and uses scientology for the same reason- John Travolta.

damn I thought Rob Thomas was straight. He did look kind of gay in his new video doing the Ricky Martin booty dance. Also, he has that loop earring

lol, I love that

I dont care if its true or not.... Im just popping upstairs to fantasize about it.....

probably true. neither of them will answer the simple, direct question of how they met.

they really did their homework.

I'm guessing most of you believe in Alien Boy and the worlds largest baby (500lbs)... how much do you guys pay for subscriptions to the national enquirer anyways?

I had a gay prof at U of T that was convinced he was gay. It came up in a lecture about gender issues and marginalization, she claimed the gay community agrees....

$48.69 for one year

You're getting ripped off, you can score The Sun for only $39.97 a year. I hear Elvis is alive.

http://www.heathenworld.com/elvis/elvis9.jpg

Elvis, Tom & Rob 3way.....smoooth!

Rob Thomas bi??!! :(

that is wicked, good job on that

Tom loves the cock..Katie has one

U of T?

Texas?
Tennessee?
Tempe?
Toledo?
Tallahassee?
Tampa?
Tortugas?
Toronto?
Terra Firma?

I love Rob..I'd hit him 3x more after Tom!

Oh i hope not :Graucho

Id do him several times :thumbsup

Regards,

Lee

Rob and Tom? I see a slight possibility..
Anyway, nice alteration here bruh. :thumbsup

You always take my men!! :mad:

But you're a fake nick so it doesnt matter :winkwink:

Regards,

Lee

tom cruise is so popular again. before issues with katie now with Rob.

The whole idea is about publicty. I know everyone has heard that there is no such thing as bad publity. Summertime is highly competitive for new movie releases and so it's not odd that he's been doing things that get a lot of attention. Cruise/Wagner(his agent) get a nice chunk of every movie Tom does + his huge per film salary.

Now is it any surprise that "War of the Worlds" took in 20+ million it's first day.

Regardless of whether or not he's gay, he's did a great job marketing this movie..

:offtopic

on another note, tom just saved a bunch of money on his insurance by switching to Geico......

next celeb sex video to hit the net:
Tom Cruise blowing Rob Thomas,
with katie Holmes taping and giving direction to Cruise.

:thumbsup

University of Turd Burglers

[QUOTE=sumphatpimp]next celeb sex video to hit the net:
Tom Cruise blowing Rob Thomas,
with katie Holmes taping and giving direction to Cruise.

I'd buy a copy as long as it included Pacey getting ass raped by Dawson..

i love Rob Thomas and i dont care if its true..

can't say i'm surprise. those two sure looks too pretty for my taste. can't wait to see the video.

:1orglaugh this one never gets old :1orglaugh :1orglaugh