Funny Shit - email from surfer
 

This is by far one of the funniest if not the stupidest email we've got from a surfer through our support mail channel :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



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i ansh age 19y old .i had never don a sexual contact with anyone.i want to do sex with a girl .i need a girl.i daily use to go cafe to search a callgirl no. but i have not got a no.
i core is waiting for a pussy .i want to press a breast.i daily use to press my core to take out spearn.i am waiting for someone.i will be thankful to you if u help me by giving me any contactno. of a call girl.
so please help me .i am from delhi.

hahahahahahaha LOL :) :)

damn...that guy has some serious issues

no kidding :1orglaugh

From: POPOVIC, Marko BMedSc[PharmSc] To: [email protected]
Subject: Great web page

Dear Sandra,

Decided to email to let you know that your web site is greatly appreciated in
Australia.

I got onto you site after doing medical research (personal interest though)
onto the phenominon of female ejaculation.

I found many papers authored by doctors and the like though you site was the
best one that had documentary evidence. I really enjoyed the research, so much
that that I have visited you page every day since March this year, even checking
out other pages(though non were as high quality)

The very best part about your site was viewing the women who were genuinly enjoying
themselves, a rear thing in internet pornography.

Anyhow, you page is terrific and I enjoy the download and the learning of how
to pleasure a woman to this extent, a phenomenon never discussed during my Medical
Science degree, completed here in Australia, only one year ago.

Do you have any suggestion of other great pages, alot of squirting pages out
there are not so good.

Thanks again,

Marko
BMedSc(PharmSc)

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thats one i got a bit ago

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Those are funny as hell.

LOL :1orglaugh

I think I spoke to "Ansh" when I tried to call Citibank customer support. :Oh crap

I had an 'ansh' when I was with Citibank Vendor support!

I had some freak write me to tell me I had nice feet, and would I squish a mouse flat in a custom video for him. He even sent pics of what he was looking for. Yuck, yuck, yuck!

And I know of at least a dozen other girls who got the same email.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I always get the strangest emails from India, always with request for call girl etc... They also make the strangest members.

Thats great stuff...

I too enjoy to "press my core"!!!

this is fuckin funny man!..hahahaha...i want to press a breast...how gentle... :pimp

I hear u there buddy,,,,,,, :thumbsup