Looking for a real bitch - it pays to advertise
 

I like long walks in the park, Kirkland doggie bones from Costco, my best pals Maggie and Dusty (who are fixed and don't want to fool around...) and I'm really hard up for a good fertile bitch who wants to have a bunch of dachshund puppies...

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