You'll Never Believe What Happened at Starbucks...
 

Well maybe you will, but it's so fucking stupid I had share...

At my local Starbucks (Long Beach, on Pine Ave.) they would tape the LA Times Horoscope to a cup for you to read your Horoscope while you waited for your drink.

Today, when I went to get my daily Latte, I noticed there was no Horoscope for me to read, and it was replaced by a pack of Trivial Pursuit cards...

So I asked "Hey, where's my horoscope?" and get this... they told me...

"Someone complained that they were offended by them putting up the Horoscope, so they can no longer put it up..."

Is that fucking retarded or what? Who the fuck complains about being offended by a fucking Horoscope that you have to PICK UP AND READ in the first place...

Things are getting out of control in this fucking country.

you drank coffee?

Every day

It offended the religious people that went for their coffee.

I have a "Born Again" friend that would tell me I am going to hell if I said I believed in astrology.

First you have to actually pick it up and read it... second, are you telling me that "Religious" people dont' get the newspaper? Cuz it's in there too.

"Aico...you're glib. You haven't researched the pseudo-science that makes up the Horoscope trade. I have."













:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Congratulations?

wow you are gay

people are asses

That was a Tom Cruise parody, not my actual opinion lol.

Yup, pretty retarded.

From now on stay home, brew your own pot of coffee, clip the horoscope out of your paper and tape it to your own cup.

That'll show em. :D

People cry about the stupidiest shit nowadays

You I got it after I actually sat here and tried to figure out what in the fuck you were talking about, then I remember his interview where he said there was no such thing as a Chemical Imbalance... lol

Aico....you're glib again...









lol, it never gets old. :winkwink:

Do religious people not open their fortune cookies either???

Amazes me how many people get offended at certain things ...

My Starbucks doesn't do anything special like that. : (

Just like GFY people will always complain about something :1orglaugh

Some people need to believe in a god so they have a reason to keep living

Starbucks is good. Their employees are usually very weird.

What reason does it give them to keep living? From what little I know about Religion, Heaven sounds like the place they want to be.

I drink a LOT of coffee but the starbucks ones are TOO strong. Wtf do they put in that? I like dunkin dounts.

why is that unbelievable? It's the same as putting a Koran or Bible on the counter to read... people complain about that too. What's the difference?

Not a big deal...change your Starbucks location...go across the street.

How many Newspapers/Magazines do you know of that print the Koran or Bible every day? It's not the same thing, not even remotely close to the same thing.

Horoscopes are for entertainment... They don't preach a way of life, don't tell you what to do, they don't ask you for your money, they don't tell you that you'll be tortured in the after life for not reading and following them...

But all the cute girls work at this one. The one across the street is all dudes... :(

No the sad thing is, that the same person will sue them, and win a ton of money, instead of just not looking at the cup.

Look at the old lady that sues Mc Donalds, because she went to the drive thru, put a cup of coffee between her legs, and then spilled it, and got burnt. So she got like 5million for that. She said that the coffee was too hot.

this thread is depressing but pointless. the sad fact is the minorities have the rule over law today simply because they are the minorities.

So, this news was soo important you had to make a post about it?

He's been nuttier and nuttier lately. What a fucking wanker.

There are a lot of religious people in the USA and they buy Starbucks too, i'm sure a lot of them were offended by the horoscope

I worked at Starbucks as a kid, and some of the customers are just that way. People get this elitist attitude like they can tell you what they want in your store. If I owned it, and they said they were offended, I'd tell them to buy their fucking coffee at Dunkin Donuts. Plenty of yuppie douchebags around to make up for their loss.

Fortune cookies are the seed of the devil

Yep I agree...if you gotta pick it up to read it, then maybe you should'nt do that if it offends you. Controlling bastards

they need to tape pentagrams on their cups because all the trendy goth kids hang out there anways

only in the bush administrations era. otherwise those fucking PC fuckers can shove tht shit right up their ass. california is the lawsuit state too. i live in hermosa beach, well, for now anyhow. fucking cali cry babies. prob some soccer mom that is trying to teach her bastard kids that the zodiac is satans work.

finally the voice of reason shows up

you = hypocrite

I can believe it.

I have a friend that has found Jesus, he went from Drugs to booze to Trannies and now god. :Oh crap

Now he's trying 2 convert me, told him don't be talking about god 2 me any more.

Tell them you will find a different starbucks then.

i'm going 2 try this, well part of it. Already make my own coffee and get my paper at the store everyday, it will be the clipping paper and taping, I will be adding.

Will keep you informed :helpme

So don't pick it up and read it, are they seriously that moronic? I don't like the fat guy on the corner preaching to me about his God and how I am going to hell, when the last time I checked Glutony was one of the deadly sins.

Religious people are the biggest hypocrits on the planet, well the Christian ones anyway. I never see any Jews, Budhists, or any other religion for that matter preaching their shit to me... fucking nut jobs is what they are.

everyone is a hypocrite. just look at this thread. the people who complained are automaticly bible thumping republicians. honestly, if it was a line from the bible, you dont think anyone would complain? let starbucks do w/e the fuck they want and if you dont like it go some place else. its sad when a select few dictate how a business is ran.

:drinkup Whats Coffee? Is that like really dark beer?

people are too fucking anal

It's like Guiness without the fizz.

thats some retarted shit

That's gay that a very small minitory can rule and conduct what people do

now that's sounds a good plan :pimp

grRrrrrr