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Vanilla DeVille 06-28-2005 12:35 PM

10 Reasons why SEX is good for you!
 
I don't know how medically accurate this is, but I thought it was cute and wanted to share:

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It has been said that it can be ten times more effective than Valium.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

:Graucho

Mako 06-28-2005 12:36 PM

I agree with them, but you missed the last one:

11. 9 out of 10 Juicys agree, sex with Vanilla Deville in particular cures cancer AND self-esteem issues.

Wow. Who knew. ;)

GammaCash_Dom 06-28-2005 12:38 PM

WOW thanks Vanilla :1orglaugh

Now I have at least 10 good reasons to give to my girlfriend to convince her when she doesn't feel like it :thumbsup

FrankWhite 06-28-2005 12:38 PM

now i know why you shining .

Thumbking 06-28-2005 12:39 PM

Exactly why we should all have more and more of it :thumbsup

safely tho , or else :uhoh

Vanilla DeVille 06-28-2005 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braincash_Dom
WOW thanks Vanilla :1orglaugh

Now I have at least 10 good reasons to give to my girlfriend to convince her when she doesn't feel like it :thumbsup

LOL - Yeppers, anytime she has a stuffy nose now... You know how to cure it! :winkwink:

flirty 06-28-2005 12:41 PM

Quote:

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
agreed & proven... :thumbsup

:pimp

loverboy 06-28-2005 12:42 PM

SEX cures my sleeping problems :thumbsup

:smokin

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Vanilla DeVille 06-28-2005 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomed
now i know why you shining .

Damn, now I gave away my secret! :winkwink:

GammaCash_Dom 06-28-2005 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
LOL - Yeppers, anytime she has a stuffy nose now... You know how to cure it! :winkwink:

Just can't wait for her to have a stuffy nose to prove it to her :1orglaugh

RuthB 06-28-2005 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braincash_Dom
WOW thanks Vanilla :1orglaugh

Now I have at least 10 good reasons to give to my girlfriend to convince her when she doesn't feel like it :thumbsup

lol.. I was gonna say that that sounds like a list for guys to give their girls who might not be 'in the mood' :1orglaugh

GMTA! :thumbsup (or is it FND :winkwink: )

Slam 06-28-2005 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

I don't think anyone ever caught "the clap" from playing playing golf :winkwink:

MickeyG 06-28-2005 12:49 PM

sex with you would be VERY good for me! :)

CDSmith 06-28-2005 12:51 PM

I don't know how many times over the past 20+ years that I've heard a woman say she feels "too sick" to do it. I would have to be in full body traction before I'd let a few aches or flu bugs to keep me from doing it. Basically, if I am still able to get it up and neither of us is bleeding to death, it's go time. :D

Trying to convince some people that it's actually good for them is a losing battle though, unfortunately. Some people get in their moods and that's that, period. Open-minded fun-loving women like Vanilla are a rarity.

FilthyRob 06-28-2005 12:51 PM

Thanks Vanilla, great list. Now I will send this to my girlfriend and just maybe I will get some today.

Stewie 06-28-2005 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slam
I don't think anyone ever caught "the clap" from playing playing golf :winkwink:

Maybe not? but like golf, you have to choose the right course to play on. Plus, a ?Mulligan? is much more fun in sex. :winkwink:

Slam 06-28-2005 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie
Maybe not? but like golf, you have to choose the right course to play on. Plus, a ?Mulligan? is much more fun in sex. :winkwink:

very nice - 2 points :thumbsup

Relish XXX 06-28-2005 12:53 PM

Vanilla

I agree to most of the points made. I was thinking though, could we just throughly test this out in a number of positions and multiple times over a two week period?

Oncle_Benny 06-28-2005 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.


I know that.... My Girlfriend wasn't so happy tho :Oh crap

brand0n 06-28-2005 12:54 PM

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Kevsh 06-28-2005 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

As long as you practice "safe sex"
:winkwink:

IwantU Bryan 06-28-2005 12:57 PM

I need to start having more sex :upsidedow

Oncle_Benny 06-28-2005 12:58 PM

12. BJ makes a man happy :thumbsup proven ! :thumbsup

Vanilla DeVille 06-28-2005 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

That's right, brand0n... a cock a day, keeps the doctor away! :winkwink:

RAM 06-28-2005 01:00 PM

I"m horny :thumbsup

Loryn 06-28-2005 01:01 PM

I need more sex! :(

FrankWhite 06-28-2005 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
That's right, brand0n... a cock a day, keeps the doctor away! :winkwink:


good girl. :) :thumbsup :thumbsup

CDSmith 06-28-2005 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
a cock a day, keeps the doctor away! :winkwink:

Unless you're fucking a doctor. :D

taibo 06-28-2005 01:20 PM

good read :thumbsup

Spyce 06-28-2005 01:20 PM

That was good stuff! I sent it on to all my girlfriends!

sickkittens 06-28-2005 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
That's right, brand0n... a cock a day, keeps the doctor away! :winkwink:

Tell that to my gf. :winkwink:

sickkittens 06-28-2005 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I need more sex! :(

Psssst. Hey you, over here. Pssst.

Tim 06-28-2005 01:22 PM

Thank you Vanilla - I'll remember them to quote later! :)

Stewie 06-28-2005 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I need more sex! :(

You know where we live. :Graucho

NTSS 06-28-2005 01:37 PM

Sounds logical....Maybe if I present this list to a gorgeous babe I met, it will persuade her to give me some. Thank Vanilla!

loverboy 06-28-2005 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I need more sex! :(

that can be arranged :winkwink:

:smokin

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GammaCash_Dom 06-28-2005 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I need more sex! :(

Good, so do I :Graucho ....what's your # ?

Vanilla DeVille 06-28-2005 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I need more sex! :(

I am sure we can figure something out!! :Graucho

punker barbie 06-28-2005 01:58 PM

woot woot let the love making marathon begin! hehehe

thanks girlie for saturday i had such a good time, i called earlier and left you a message. maybe we can hook up soon!

oh ya we can also the bath tub thing..... *wink wink* :P

Vanilla DeVille 06-28-2005 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie
woot woot let the love making marathon begin! hehehe

thanks girlie for saturday i had such a good time, i called earlier and left you a message. maybe we can hook up soon!

oh ya we can also the bath tub thing..... *wink wink* :P

Anytime, sexy - it was great having you over!! :)

Damn... I was out all afternoon and forgot my cell phone. Calling you in just a bit!! :winkwink:

LoriAnderson 06-28-2005 06:06 PM

that was cute :winkwink:

punker barbie 06-28-2005 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
Anytime, sexy - it was great having you over!! :)

Damn... I was out all afternoon and forgot my cell phone. Calling you in just a bit!! :winkwink:


woot woot looking forward to phone sex babe! *kiss kiss*

adonthenet 06-28-2005 06:09 PM

nice one.

sniperwolf 06-28-2005 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

I thought so, atleast I needed a substitute , I'm not a good swimmer. :Oh crap

Varius 06-28-2005 06:14 PM

It's also a great way to sweat out your hangovers :upsidedow

baddog 06-28-2005 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
LOL - Yeppers, anytime she has a stuffy nose now... You know how to cure it! :winkwink:


hmmm, I thought that just meant she was full

baddog 06-28-2005 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
I need more sex! :(


You will be here in a month . . .

naugthygUrL 06-29-2005 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.


8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

webcrawler 06-29-2005 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It has been said that it can be ten times more effective than Valium.

100% proven and accurate! :1orglaugh

Jakke PNG 06-29-2005 01:51 AM

#something : women can't talk with a cock in their mouth.
#something : women don't usually yap when one goes down on them.


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