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GonZo 06-28-2005 08:44 AM

Sykkboy has moved into the trailer park
 
I just recieved word from WhoreBait Hal from DepravedDollars.com that he's done with negotiations and has hired up another industry veteran, Sykkboy. Some of you may know him from years ago doing the old Netpond Radio or working with other programs like Evil Genius Cash...now hes redneckin!

Hal had a keg of PBR [Pabst Blue Ribbon] shipped out to Sykk's house sometime last week to begin negotitations. They spent the week teleconferenced while Sykk was munching on a pallet of fried pork skins and swilling PBR.

The result is Sykk has joined the Depraved Dollars marketing team along with myself and hes mad and got a blue haired mullet to prove it!

Trailer park trash has gotten the best of both of us and now its your turn!

Join us! Make Fat Fucking CASH from Trailer Park Trash. Sign up for Depraved Dollars today and you could be sitting atop your very own keg of PBR and be the king of the trailer park for a weekend. These sites convert "real good" because its real fucking! No barbi doll models here... they have been replaced with toothless grannies and hot redneck chicks with beer guts and bad tattoos!

4th of July weekend is coming up....so join up today and drink the holiday away at depraveddollars.com .

These sites convert so well that you could actually be a "big dick" and afford a keg of Budweiser!

Welcome to the Trailer Park Sykk.... your "battle flag" is in the mail!

European Lee 06-28-2005 08:45 AM

Congrats Sykk and congrats to Depraved Dollars too :thumbsup

Regards,

Lee

Timbo 06-28-2005 08:47 AM

Just keep him away from your shampoo bottle.

SykkBoy 06-28-2005 08:48 AM

Thanks Gonzo, I'll be moving the trailer into the new digs and be hitting you up for help getting the wheels off this sumbitch...

I also have my eye on this new two story triplewide trailer, so come on folks, join http://www.deparveddollars.com today

Peaches 06-28-2005 08:52 AM

Next we will teach Gonzo how to put a link into a message and teach Lance how to spell URLs correctly ;)

Congrats to everyone involved in http://www.depraveddollars.com

Jman 06-28-2005 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2
Thanks Gonzo, I'll be moving the trailer into the new digs and be hitting you up for help getting the wheels off this sumbitch...

I also have my eye on this new two story triplewide trailer, so come on folks, join http://www.deparveddollars.com today

Lay off the Keg Sykk.. It's depraveddollars.com ;-)

Good news on both parties. Sykk is a Vet in this industry, well knowned and respected.

SykkBoy 06-28-2005 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan
Lay off the Keg Sykk.. It's depraveddollars.com ;-)

Good news on both parties. Sykk is a Vet in this industry, well knowned and respected.

fucking Pabst hangovers.......

StuartD 06-28-2005 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2
Thanks Gonzo, I'll be moving the trailer into the new digs and be hitting you up for help getting the wheels off this sumbitch...

I also have my eye on this new two story triplewide trailer, so come on folks, join http://www.deparveddollars.com today

:1orglaugh First post in with the program and getting the domain name wrong already

pradaboy 06-28-2005 08:56 AM

never heard of depraveddollars.com before... looks good though. Congrats Sykk!

BradShaw 06-28-2005 08:56 AM

Catching up to KB for the adult internet record of most jobs held.

brand0n 06-28-2005 08:56 AM

so you dont work for aebn any longer gonz?

hows the new program going btw?

and.. fuck.. could you change my fucking title or what.. i mean come on.. if you want to call me a cocksucker, i dont give a fuck. man up and do it. but dont change something that i cant edit just to be a fucking asshole.

eroswebmaster 06-28-2005 08:57 AM

Negotiations included:

New septic tank.
Fixin' the broke tv under the smaller working one.
Upgrading his betamax to VHS
and last but not least...
a year's supply of trucker hats and wife beater sleevless tees.

SykkBoy 06-28-2005 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw
Catching up to KB for the adult internet record of most jobs held.

thanks for noticing

Cory W 06-28-2005 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2
thanks for noticing

I will assume he was not talking to you. Safe to say you have a great reputation. Congratulations and Best of Luck to you.

FilthyRob 06-28-2005 09:02 AM

Pabst rocks

GonZo 06-28-2005 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
so you dont work for aebn any longer gonz?

hows the new program going btw?

and.. fuck.. could you change my fucking title or what.. i mean come on.. if you want to call me a cocksucker, i dont give a fuck. man up and do it. but dont change something that i cant edit just to be a fucking asshole.

Whats your mailing address? Ill send you a pot sucker so you can stop having those manic withdrawls. Everything is going fine. Hell everybody is hiring... hows weed.com?

GonZo 06-28-2005 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory
I will assume he was not talking to you. Safe to say you have a great reputation. Congratulations and Best of Luck to you.

He certainly wasnt talking to me...

European Lee 06-28-2005 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GonZo
hows weed.com?

Sucking almost as badly as men.com according to Alexa :1orglaugh

Regards,

Lee

SykkBoy 06-28-2005 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory
I will assume he was not talking to you. Safe to say you have a great reputation. Congratulations and Best of Luck to you.

Brad just has a big old mancrush on me, no worries

I'm flattered really

Cory W 06-28-2005 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2
Brad just has a big old mancrush on me, no worries

I'm flattered really

I have a mancrush on you as well.

SykkBoy 06-28-2005 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory
I have a mancrush on you as well.

well sure, that goes without saying ;-)

taibo 06-28-2005 09:18 AM

congrats to sykkboy

pr0 06-28-2005 09:30 AM

Sykk is good people....

Rui 06-28-2005 09:37 AM

Ohhh thougth you were the HeadHoncho in EvilGeniousCash...shame you are leaving them, wish I knew why tho.

All the best

MrAwesome 06-28-2005 09:39 AM

did some biz with sykkboy a couple years ago, hes real good guy

SykkBoy 06-28-2005 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rui
Ohhh thougth you were the HeadHoncho in EvilGeniousCash...shame you are leaving them, wish I knew why tho.

All the best

nope, corporate eye candy...
due to the new 2257 regs, there was a change in business direction...simple business decision, no drama....it was an amicable parting of ways...

Joesho 06-28-2005 09:57 AM

congrats to all involved, sounds like a great marriage, Look for depraved dollars to make some new and some noise as they are headed in the right direction.

SykkBoy 06-28-2005 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAwesome
did some biz with sykkboy a couple years ago, hes real good guy

:thumbsup

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-28-2005 10:23 AM

Sykkboy, see if you can have them "Bang Tooth's" make some real tours.
The current ones are wacked.

Pleasurepays 06-28-2005 10:25 AM

Congrats Sykkboy and Gonzo!
now Sykk can finally put on some weight.

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/164/1...ispykreme2.jpg

Giorgio_Xo 06-28-2005 10:28 AM

Jesus! This is bigger news than the time Bumfights.com came over for a shoot.

Anthony 06-28-2005 10:28 AM

Depraved dollars. The name is too fitting.

For my homeboy Sykk, Congratulations!

GonZo 06-28-2005 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
Congrats Sykkboy and Gonzo!
now Sykk can finally put on some weight.

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/164/1...ispykreme2.jpg

I told him he has to eat more to score.

MiLo 06-28-2005 10:39 AM

Congrats Sykkboy!

:thumbsup

SykkBoy 06-28-2005 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Sykkboy, see if you can have them "Bang Tooth's" make some real tours.
The current ones are wacked.

new tours are in the works, but you'd be amazed at how well those fuckers convert...

SykkBoy 06-28-2005 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
Depraved dollars. The name is too fitting.

For my homeboy Sykk, Congratulations!

yup

I had a couple offers when I left EGC, but this one was just the best fit all around...
thanks, Ant

btw, I'll be in Florida about once per month now, but it'll be Tampa...one of us will have to make a small roadtrip ;-)

Anthony 06-28-2005 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2
yup

I had a couple offers when I left EGC, but this one was just the best fit all around...
thanks, Ant

btw, I'll be in Florida about once per month now, but it'll be Tampa...one of us will have to make a small roadtrip ;-)

Tampa is a hop skip away. Lots of Wm's in that area. :)

GonZo 06-28-2005 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2
new tours are in the works, but you'd be amazed at how well those fuckers convert...

Alien trying to skeeze up some work...

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 06-28-2005 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GonZo
Alien trying to skeeze up some work...


I wouldnt design for ya:)
If I wanted to design for ya it would have happened already.

Sorry though your tours kinda really suck, if ya need I can find some cheap over sea's labor for ya...

GonZo 06-28-2005 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
Tampa is a hop skip away. Lots of Wm's in that area. :)

Anth if you make the trip Berns is on me.

SykkBoy 06-28-2005 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
Tampa is a hop skip away. Lots of Wm's in that area. :)

nice
the wife will be making the trip out with me a couple times as well

sextoyking 06-28-2005 12:06 PM

A Big congrats Sykk on the new position!!!!

Your Rep, Style - are top notch in this industry mano :)

"Todd don't get so stressed, pissed off when ppl piss with or on you"

Sly 06-28-2005 12:07 PM

Sykk bought me chicken fried steak at Denny's a while back. He truly is white trash!

Zoe_Zoebaboe 06-28-2005 02:20 PM

Congrats Sykk! DD are lucky to have you :)

SykkBoy 06-28-2005 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe
Congrats Sykk! DD are lucky to have you :)

..and this Friday, you'll be lucky to have me...over to fix you dinner.....


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