If you think snorting coke is bad..
 

Try snorting Fresca. OUCH!

Never laugh with a mouthful of carbonated ANYTHING. :disgust

how much is a ball of fresca going for nowadays? :winkwink:

My son picked his nose right after eating a fresh habanero pepper. We almost had to take him to the emergency room.

we need some pics.

Or blueberry slurpee :1orglaugh

My GF did that a few years ago, rubbed at her eye while chopping peppers to make fresh salsa... She was in tears for hours :(

my friend snorted a sweet tart a few years back, his nose started to bleed within like 10 seconds, said it burned like mad haha

too much time on your hands man ;)

One of my idiot cousins shoved a baby crabapple up each nostril. When she went to pull them out the stems broke off. She went through hell to get those little apples out of her sinus cavities. :D

i got one :P

back in high school there was this kid. He tatooed fuck under one eye and you under the other....needless to say he had some issues

one day in art we all stumbled in and sat down, he had just came from wood shop ( after the story you'll wonder why they let him around tools) and he had some sandpaper, well i started talking to the person nect to him for like 5-10 minutes, getting a comment out of him every once in awhile, all the while the whole time hes sanding at his desk. after a awhile he had a good pile of desk dust sitting there.....with no warning while im talking to the person there he leaned down and snorted the dust.....and then sat back, and grabbed his face and said.......awwwwwwwe

now THATS fucked up...

hes in prison now for shooting the the local record store owner ;)

When I 1st started drinking that happened to me with BlackBerry Brandy

Shampoo burns too :(

Im a big Fresca drinker...It's the best pop made in my opinion.

Sorry, I am not really into carbonated drinks..

Milk is real bad.


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I never had fucking fresca but I guess I'll stick to coke now, thanks for the update.

Haha, memories..

I had roommates once, a couple, that were in their room together, then suddenly she came busting out of the room buck naked and ran in the bathroom yelling and screeching...I poked my head in the open bedroom door (we were all really close, lol) and asked her guy wtf happened...he said he had no idea-he was going down on her and she just freaked out and took off..
So I knocked on the bathroom door and she was still screaming, so I cracked it and asked wtf happened and did she need any help...she was standing at the sink, slashing water on her crotch, crying and screaming...
it suddenly occurred to me that just before she came home and they retired to the bedroom, he and I were goofing around in the kitchen and I dared him to eat five hot peppers in thirty seconds, which he did, no problem, lolol...well, no problem until his peppery mouth starts licking on his girl's pussy, anyway, lolol.
I grabbed her and pulled her in the tub and ran some ice cold water in it..she sat there for a good hour, in ice cold water, shivering and crying about how he burnt her pussy off, lmfao.

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:1orglaugh Funny shit man..poor girl

I did that once, freaking hurt for 12 hours :Oh crap

Yeah, they were a trip. Once the three of us were watching a porn movie, and I dunno, in like two seconds he had her bent over the back of one of the chairs and was fucking her...it was like having picture in picture or something, lol. (I'm a chick, btw, before you guys start thinking how gay that is, lol)

Funniest part was that I lived on a bad corner (still do, lol) and on weekends, some asshole inevitibly crashed into the yard, so he's banging away at her and we hear the telltale screeching of a car trying to brake too late....if we were dogs our ears would have stood up, listening for the crash, lol..sure as shit, man, they plowed into a tree, lol, and we were all running for the door to see how bad it was, lol, I had to grab them before they busted out of the door naked and scared the (probably already freaked out) drunk fucker out there, lol.

ROFL...so what happened to her pussy?

i'm partial to wasabi myself :)

Curious..did you join them?

Oh, well, she was a little fucked up for a few days. But I still got to touch it within the week, heh heh, so it wasn't tooooo bad, I guess. I made it feel better. :winkwink:

LOL, no, we had to deal with the cops and everything, so the mood was kinda killed.

I fucked around with them on other occassions though. In fact, they aren't together anymore, but I just started sleeping with him recently, lol. Old friends are great for rebounds when everyone knows the score. :thumbsup

Actually, you want something that will clear your sinuses (maybe for good lol)?

Try a "hard" tequila shot.

What you do is pour a shot of tequila, and place another shot glass upside-down beside it. Most have a little concave part at the bottom that will allow you to pour a tiny bit of tequila into. Take a short straw.

First you sniff that little bit of tequila through the straw, then down the normal shot.

We used to play the spinning coin game with the bargirls in Montreal and one of them made us do that each round we lost (in addition to paying for the round).....it was a long night :upsidedow

Good lord, that can't be better then snorting coke, lolol.

Holy SHIT you people are scary motherfuckers.

all drugs are bad!

Only the ones you haven't tried

hahaha soo true