IKEA just opened in Atlanta and my girlfriend's freaking out

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  • jollyperv
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    • Nov 2001
    • 3927

    #1

    IKEA just opened in Atlanta and my girlfriend's freaking out

    She fucking loves that shit
  • jayme_
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    • Jan 2005
    • 158

    #2
    get ready for cursing while you attempt to put their crap together

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    • lagwagon
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      • Jul 2001
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      #3
      yes it seems that all girls do

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      • jollyperv
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        • Nov 2001
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        #4
        Originally posted by jayme_
        get ready for cursing while you attempt to put their crap together
        lol, that's already happened once...she ordered some stuff to get shipped, and we were putting together this monstrous record shelf, and I kicked a small hole in the side of it because we couldn't get the fucking dowels to line up.

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        • TheDoc
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          • Jul 2001
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          #5
          I hate IKEA.. Just cheap crap that ends up falling apart.
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          • The Truth Hurts
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            • Nov 2002
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            #6
            fuck ikea..

            i tried ordering $90 worth of shit, and they wanted to charge me $140 to ship it.

            > Subtotal: $89.98
            > Shipping & Handling: $140.00
            > Tax: $0.00
            > Order Total: $229.98

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            • BRISK
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              • the Shemp
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                #8
                Originally posted by jollyperv
                She fucking loves that shit
                i only go there for the food...
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                • jollyperv
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                  • Nov 2001
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by the Shemp
                  i only go there for the food...
                  That's what I'm looking forward too, as well

                  Free hot dogs on the official opening day!

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                  • the Shemp
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                    • Nov 2001
                    • 10891

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jollyperv
                    That's what I'm looking forward too, as well

                    Free hot dogs on the official opening day!
                    the Ikeas here have restaurants in them with a swedish menu, im not sure the deep south is ready for that...
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                      • VeriSexy
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by jayme_
                        get ready for cursing while you attempt to put their crap together
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                        • pr0
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                          • May 2001
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by the Shemp
                          the Ikeas here have restaurants in them with a swedish menu, im not sure the deep south is ready for that...

                          hahahahahaahahahaahahaahaahahahahaha

                          reminds me of this time i was living in atlanta....i went out to dinner with 2 deep southerners to a high class casino resteraunt in mississippi

                          well needless to say, pure humor

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                          • the Shemp
                            congrats to the winners
                            • Nov 2001
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by pr0
                            hahahahahaahahahaahahaahaahahahahaha

                            reminds me of this time i was living in atlanta....i went out to dinner with 2 deep southerners to a high class casino resteraunt in mississippi

                            well needless to say, pure humor

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                            Meatball Lunch....
                            Swedish meatballs, served with lingonberries, cream sauce and potatoes. Soup or salad included.
                            $5.99
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                            • pr0
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                              • May 2001
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by the Shemp
                              Meatball Lunch....
                              Swedish meatballs, served with lingonberries, cream sauce and potatoes. Soup or salad included.
                              $5.99
                              wow....thats a great deal, i'd go just for that, thats cheaper than a McD's combo meal
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                              • TheSwed
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                                • Feb 2004
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by the Shemp
                                Meatball Lunch....
                                Swedish meatballs, served with lingonberries, cream sauce and potatoes. Soup or salad included.
                                $5.99
                                looks like they have same price world wide.

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                                • the Shemp
                                  congrats to the winners
                                  • Nov 2001
                                  • 10891

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by TheSwed
                                  looks like they have same price world wide.
                                  ya, i like those lingonberries...
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                                  • Lee
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                                    • Aug 2002
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                                    #18
                                    The food might be ok but the furniture is total shite.

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                                    • the Shemp
                                      congrats to the winners
                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 10891

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Lee
                                      The food might be ok but the furniture is total shite.
                                      some of their shelving is finished in lingonberry stain..its quite attractive, but seasonal..
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                                      • Vitasoy
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                                        • Oct 2003
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                                        #20
                                        Their drawers break down pretty easy..


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                                        • The Ghost
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                                          • Oct 2004
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                                          #21
                                          Just watched "Fight Club" again the other night. I like the part where Ed Norton is walking around his apartment talking about "what kind of furniture describes you as a person..." or some shit like that. The slick Ikea ad popups are great. God I love that movie.
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                                          • Anna_O
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                                            • Oct 2002
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                                            #22
                                            Deja vu... Looks exactly as it was shot this friday on an island outside Norrtälje ;)

                                            And Shemp, yes swedish meatballs with lingonberries rocks, but you should try the real homemade stuff, not the massproduced they serve at IKEA.


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                                            • Basic_man
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                                              #23
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                                              • Fred Quimby
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                                                • Jul 2004
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jayme_
                                                get ready for cursing while you attempt to put their crap together
                                                exactly ikea = crappy furniture

                                                thats why it is so cheap

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                                                • swedguy
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                                                  • Jan 2002
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by TheDoc
                                                  I hate IKEA.. Just cheap crap that ends up falling apart.
                                                  You know that you're supposed to screw everything together, right?

                                                  I've never had anything fall apart on me, and I have quite a few things from IKEA. Not even had any missing pieces either, only too many pieces

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                                                  • swedguy
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                                                    • Jan 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Anna_O
                                                    And Shemp, yes swedish meatballs with lingonberries rocks, but you should try the real homemade stuff, not the massproduced they serve at IKEA.
                                                    mmmm moms metballs :D

                                                    I make pretty decent ones too. But it's a pain in the ass, so I make it ones every two years or so

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                                                    • pink_in_the_middle
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                                                      • Aug 2002
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jayme_
                                                      get ready for cursing while you attempt to put their crap together
                                                      Yeah most girls love ikea
                                                      But their stuff is such a pain in the ass to put together.
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                                                      • taibo
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                                                        • May 2005
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by TheDoc
                                                        I hate IKEA.. Just cheap crap that ends up falling apart.
                                                        i second that.

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                                                        • Quotealex
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                                                          • Sep 2001
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by swedguy
                                                          You know that you're supposed to screw everything together, right?

                                                          I've never had anything fall apart on me, and I have quite a few things from IKEA. Not even had any missing pieces either, only too many pieces
                                                          I I guess if you don't plan on moving these furniture, their fine. But once you start moving them (example, moving to a new home), they start falling apart. Ikeo furniture sux IMO

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                                                          • tony299
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                                                            • Aug 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            your in Atl Have i ever met you ?

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                                                            • swedguy
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Alex from Montreal
                                                              I I guess if you don't plan on moving these furniture, their fine. But once you start moving them (example, moving to a new home), they start falling apart. Ikeo furniture sux IMO
                                                              I've moved couple of times with my stuff without any problems. But I don't toss my stuff around that much

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                                                              • dready
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                                                                • Oct 2002
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                                                                #32
                                                                Ikea must be the shittiest made furniture on earth... it's not even esthetically pleasing.

                                                                Sure if you need a cheap bookcase to get you by they are good for that, but not much else.

                                                                Get me a sheet of plywood and a good table saw and I'll make you something twice as nice, twice as sturdy for less money and the same amount of time as figuring out how their shit is supposed to fit together.
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                                                                • Fred Quimby
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Here is some triva for ya

                                                                  the owner of ikea is almost as rich as bill gates.

                                                                  not by selling crappy furniture,,,but he bought the land the stores were built on.

                                                                  The land is now worth more than the whole company.

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                                                                  • tony299
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                                                                    • Aug 2002
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    my wife wants to go too , we should let them go together and we can sit home and smoke cigars lol

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                                                                    • HollywoodChris
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                                                                      • Mar 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by jollyperv
                                                                      She fucking loves that shit

                                                                      Where did they open that store bro? 14th? If its in midtown it will be way gay friendly...lol

                                                                      Shopping at Ikea is like a sport I dont play.

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                                                                      • alexg
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by jayme_
                                                                        get ready for cursing while you attempt to put their crap together

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                                                                        • Dalai lama
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by the Shemp
                                                                          i only go there for the food...
                                                                          It's good & cheap. Agreed

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                                                                          • Rochard
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            When they opened up an Ikea here locally my wife got excited. I got dragged along. I'm like "whatever, we'll go shopping at Ikea and then we'll end up spending the rest of the day shopping at other stores". Got to Ikea and wasn't too impressed.

                                                                            Instantly we found the shelves I had wanting for some time. They are the kind with the glass doors. At $29 a pop we bought two of them for my home office.

                                                                            Then we ate. I had the meatballs. Good stuff, and cheap. And desert too.

                                                                            I'm still not impressed by this point and then we started to hit the rest of the store. Holy shit. The place is fucking huge, has everything under the sun, and all of it was very cool. I mean no matter what department we walked into I could find a dozen things I was interested in purchasing.
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                                                                            • tony299
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by RocHard
                                                                              When they opened up an Ikea here locally my wife got excited. I got dragged along. I'm like "whatever, we'll go shopping at Ikea and then we'll end up spending the rest of the day shopping at other stores". Got to Ikea and wasn't too impressed.

                                                                              Instantly we found the shelves I had wanting for some time. They are the kind with the glass doors. At $29 a pop we bought two of them for my home office.

                                                                              Then we ate. I had the meatballs. Good stuff, and cheap. And desert too.

                                                                              I'm still not impressed by this point and then we started to hit the rest of the store. Holy shit. The place is fucking huge, has everything under the sun, and all of it was very cool. I mean no matter what department we walked into I could find a dozen things I was interested in purchasing.
                                                                              now you got my interest i want to go lol. The store that got it right is this clothing store my wife goes to. they have nice high back leather lounge chairs. i bring a book and dont care how long she takes.if they let me smoke cigars it would be perfect lol

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                                                                                #40
                                                                                theyve got some pretty cool stuff


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                                                                                • GenX Law
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                                                                                  • Sep 2004
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by jayme_
                                                                                  get ready for cursing while you attempt to put their crap together
                                                                                  I know thats right!! - a word of advice - - I have learned the IKEA hard way that my girl seems to be more patient than me - so put the pride aside and give your woman a screw driver and a hammer, and grab yourself a beer - trust me it will save you throwing that shit off the balcony.

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