"Clerks" Hilarious Quote, Porn Movie Titles Spree by Randal In It........
 

Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter.......


'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos?
Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?
'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy...
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: She loves it.
Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My hahahaha Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave hahahaha", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?

thanks i needed to laugh for a solid 2 minutes!

Can't wait to see the sequel "The passion of the Clerks"

what a waste of a great name
http://www.cumoneileen.com/

Hehe, that sounds hilarious. :)

:1orglaugh That was some funny shit

"All Holes Filled with Hard Cock"

:1orglaugh

i was at that quick stop today buying smokes

my wife was there today...

"shocking abouse of authority"


"salsa shark"

Classic, I rented it again a few weeks ago and its still as funny as ever.

that was a very funny movie

loved the salsa shark scene.........

:1orglaugh

Man goes into boat... boat goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark!

We're gonna need a bigger boat! :thumbsup

I'll suck u off like a circus seal

Clerk: My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer: In a row?!?!!

Lol, the quote alone doesnt do justice to how funny that part is.

overrated and lame.

"Would you like some making fuck berserker!!!"

"Did he just say making fuck?"

"Hey, try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot"


".....37"

your girlfriend sucked 37 dicks?

"36!!!! 36 dicks!!! Is that including me?!!!"

"Ok, 37."

that was a great scene, watching her face in the movie was priceless.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Thanks for that refreshing post man. :)

u got it reynold.